Giant: Toby

Toby came into the kitchen as Creed was saying, “I’m telling you, Andrea, you’re gonna have a crazy tough time in labor. Have you seen Dwayne’s giant melon?”

“That is not helpful,” said Jim, as Angela started to tear up.

“Just saying it straight. She married a melonhead.”

“It’s all right, Angela,” Toby said. “My head was really big, and my mom said I slipped right out.”

“Really? Thank you, Toby.” Angela left the room with a withering glance at Creed.

“Isn’t your mom like six feet tall and big-boned?” asked Jim.

“Angela doesn’t need to know that.”

“Good point.”