Giant: Toby
Toby came into the kitchen as Creed was saying, “I’m telling you, Andrea, you’re gonna have a crazy tough time in labor. Have you seen Dwayne’s giant melon?”
“That is not helpful,” said Jim, as Angela started to tear up.
“Just saying it straight. She married a melonhead.”
“It’s all right, Angela,” Toby said. “My head was really big, and my mom said I slipped right out.”
“Really? Thank you, Toby.” Angela left the room with a withering glance at Creed.
“Isn’t your mom like six feet tall and big-boned?” asked Jim.
“Angela doesn’t need to know that.”
“Good point.”