Vote: Jim

Jim was helping create a nursery at Schrute Farms, but it wasn’t going smoothly. Dwight wanted a beets theme, so the child would know his “roots.” Mose wanted a bacon theme – he wouldn’t say why.

“Guys, those are both great themes,” Jim lied. “Let’s add, um…a farm theme and a kitty theme, and let Angela vote.”

Jim and Mose waited while Dwight trudged off to find Angela. He soon returned, crowing, “It’s kittens! Just like I wanted!” He glared, as if daring Jim to contradict him.

Jim shook his head. “I don’t know what I was thinking with beets.”