“You can come home now.”
“Hey, hey. Its only 4 more days.”
“Four more? I have it hours so it’s much longer then four.”
“And why did you do that?”
“To miss you less. I thought if I can get down to double digits I could make it.”
“Well it’s 96 hours so you are in the range.”
“But its wayyyy too close to 100.”
“Go to sleep, it will go away quicker.”
“That’s why my dad says about Santa coming.”
“Oh my god! You don’t know?”
“What?”
“Santa’s not real Jim. He’s a fictional character made up by Coke.”
“Then how does he get those presents under the tree for me every year? How did he know I wanted a bike when I was 10?”
“You’re parents are geniuses.”
“Damn and here I thought they were just ordinary.”
“Haha... So what kind of welcome back party does the office have planned for me?”
“Angela has been meeting with the party committee for 3 days now. The rumor is she’s letting ice cream cake and vanilla cake be offered at the same time.”
“Blasphemous!”
“I know. I guess Dwight was able to convince her.”
“That explains it”
“Oh and it’s a surprise so be surprised.”
“Guess this means I have to stand in front on a mirror for hours at a time practicing my surprise face.”
“Just think of the time when you walked in on Dwight and Angela doing it in the conference room.”
“Ok no that was my digested and nauseous face. That won’t work.”
“Well how about the time Kevin made all those M&M’s disappear?”
“No. Again disgusted, not surprised…in fact let’s not use work examples because they made me gag.”
“Sounds like this party is going to be a blast for you.”
“Oh my god you are so funny. Do you have a agent because I’m looking for a comedian for my book club and…”
“Ok, ok. I got it. How about….when you dad told you he was retiring?”
“That was more shock. I wasn’t really surprised.”
“Isn’t it the same thing?”
“No. Shock is like you’re going to go crazy, surprised is happy.”
“Ooook. How about when your mom told you she was renewing her wedding vows?”
“Jim, seriously. I knew about that for like 2 months. My sister spilled the beans on that one.”
“Wow. You don’t surprise easily.”
“Well you’re coming up with horrible examples.”
“Fine. Fine. Ok how about…”
“I’m waiting…”
“I bought us my parent’s house.”
Author's Chapter Notes:
Keeping with the fluff..more phone fun! Pam is still in NYC.
Chapter End Notes:
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