Disclaimer: I own nothing, apart from my collection of The Office inspired t-shirts and a gift voucher from winning a The Office themed trivia night (which may just be the highlight of my life to date). Any lines of recognisable dialogue are adapted from the show.

The title and quoted text comes from the song exile by Taylor Swift which we all knew already... Obviously, I 12/10 recommended you listen to folklore over and over again until the end of all time.