Hello, readers! You don’t have to have seen the Only Murders series to follow this story, and I promise the fic will not spoil the show (or vice versa). I’m obviously dealing with a very different cast of characters, which – as Brazzos would say – sends the investigation into a whole new direction. ;)

Jim and Pam may own my heart, but I don't own them. Or any of Only Murders. Or Serial, either. 

Thanks a bunch to Joe and JJ for their beta. 

Oh, and if you haven’t listened to Serial, you really should. Link in the end notes.