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It may be short but I hope it’s not underwhelming… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID


Happy birthday mrsk, thank you for being the internet mom friend that this mom respecter needs. 


Thank you for replacing my usual beta agx and Cheryl :) 

18:16 Pam Beesly

Do your thing

sibiosrestaurant.com/dinner/

           

Penny Beesly 18:18

Pasta shells with broccoli and peas!

This is so different from an uber eats menu 

What are you up to?

 

18:18 Pam Beesly

Just going for dinner with a friend

 

Penny Beesly 18:19

A friend? 

Singular?? Not plural?

Man or woman??

Wait no

Platonic or romantic

 

Penny Beesly 18:27

HELLO

 

18:31 Pam Beesly

Sorry! I was just tidying up

It’s just a friend from work…

 

Penny Beesly 18:31

 

18:31 Pam Beesly

A man. Romantic.

Don’t start

I hate this

 

Penny Beesly 18:31

Wow

The new job is going well then?

 

18:32 Pam Beesly

Oh god

Should I cancel? It’s way too soon to start dating a coworker

 

Penny Beesly 18:32

When are you meeting him?

 

18:32 Pam Beesly

He’s picking me up at 7

 

Penny Beesly 18:32

Definitely don’t cancel

Aren’t they all weirdos?

Did you tell a weirdo where you live?

 

18:33 Pam Beesly

He’s normal don’t worry

 

Penny Beesly 18:33

Well you can see my confusion. When you said

“they are all weirdos” I assumed you meant “they are all weirdos”

 

18:34 Pam Beesly

We can talk about this another time

Is this outfit okay?

IMG.6011

 

Penny Beesly 18:34

Lose the cardigan.

Show him your assets

They run in the family

 

18:36 Pam Beesly

I’m not sure

IMG.6012

This?

 

Penny Beesly 18:36

YES

I change my mind on the food option

You can’t eat garlic when you look good enough to eat

 

18:37 Pam Beesly

Whatever you’re insinuating, it’s not going to happen

 

Penny Beesly 18:37

Lolz sure

 

18:37 Pam Beesly

It’s a first date!

I’ll be home by 11:30

 

Penny Beesly 18:38

AM or PM?

 

18:38 Pam Beesly

PM!!!

I’m so nervous

 

Penny Beesly 18:40

Get the lasagna! Just don’t have garlic bread :)

What does he look like?

I’m expecting some geeky nerdy strange looking dude

Actually thinking about it you’re a perfect match

I’m rooting for you and this dork

 

18:42 Pam Beesly

https://www.instagram.com/jim9334/ 

 

Penny Beesly 18:44

OH MY GOD

He’s FIT

You can’t screw this up

Be on your best behavior

I mean this

No eating your food off the floor

 

18:44 Pam Beesly

That was one time and I was really hungry!!

 

Penny Beesly 18:45

I’m sure you’ll be starving even after dinner is over…

 

18:45 Pam Beesly

I don’t like this conversation

I’ll be back at 11:30, like I said

Brb I need to do some last minute things

Like throw up 

 

Penny Beesly 18:46

Like adding a condom to your handbag?

 

18:51 Pam Beesly

What is going on with you?

I don’t like this

 

Penny Beesly 18:52

HAHAHAH

I don’t know

I’m really enjoying winding you up

And you know what they say about having a six foot handsome man on your doorstep 

 

18:52 Pam Beesly

I’m so nervous

Can you stop now

I’m sweating so much

 

Penny Beesly 18:53

It’s normal to be nervous!

You’re going to have a great time

;)

Sorry

 

18:53 Pam Beesly

😐

 

18:57 Pam Beesly

Oh god he’s here

 

Penny Beesly 18:57

I want to hear all the gossip when you get back!

 

18:57 Pam Beesly

You will at 11:30pm.

Goodbye

 

Penny Beesly 18:58

Have fun!

 

Penny Beesly 23:31

I’m telling Mom

 

11:54 Pam Beesly

Please don’t.

 

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Briefly back from hiatus.. aaaand i'm gone again

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