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It may be short but I hope it’s not underwhelming… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

Happy birthday mrsk, thank you for being the internet mom friend that this mom respecter needs. 

Thank you for replacing my usual beta agx and Cheryl :) 

18:16 Pam Beesly

Do your thing



Penny Beesly 18:18

Pasta shells with broccoli and peas!

This is so different from an uber eats menu 

What are you up to?


18:18 Pam Beesly

Just going for dinner with a friend


Penny Beesly 18:19

A friend? 

Singular?? Not plural?

Man or woman??

Wait no

Platonic or romantic


Penny Beesly 18:27



18:31 Pam Beesly

Sorry! I was just tidying up

It’s just a friend from work…


Penny Beesly 18:31


18:31 Pam Beesly

A man. Romantic.

Don’t start

I hate this


Penny Beesly 18:31


The new job is going well then?


18:32 Pam Beesly

Oh god

Should I cancel? It’s way too soon to start dating a coworker


Penny Beesly 18:32

When are you meeting him?


18:32 Pam Beesly

He’s picking me up at 7


Penny Beesly 18:32

Definitely don’t cancel

Aren’t they all weirdos?

Did you tell a weirdo where you live?


18:33 Pam Beesly

He’s normal don’t worry


Penny Beesly 18:33

Well you can see my confusion. When you said

“they are all weirdos” I assumed you meant “they are all weirdos”


18:34 Pam Beesly

We can talk about this another time

Is this outfit okay?



Penny Beesly 18:34

Lose the cardigan.

Show him your assets

They run in the family


18:36 Pam Beesly

I’m not sure




Penny Beesly 18:36


I change my mind on the food option

You can’t eat garlic when you look good enough to eat


18:37 Pam Beesly

Whatever you’re insinuating, it’s not going to happen


Penny Beesly 18:37

Lolz sure


18:37 Pam Beesly

It’s a first date!

I’ll be home by 11:30


Penny Beesly 18:38

AM or PM?


18:38 Pam Beesly


I’m so nervous


Penny Beesly 18:40

Get the lasagna! Just don’t have garlic bread :)

What does he look like?

I’m expecting some geeky nerdy strange looking dude

Actually thinking about it you’re a perfect match

I’m rooting for you and this dork


18:42 Pam Beesly



Penny Beesly 18:44


He’s FIT

You can’t screw this up

Be on your best behavior

I mean this

No eating your food off the floor


18:44 Pam Beesly

That was one time and I was really hungry!!


Penny Beesly 18:45

I’m sure you’ll be starving even after dinner is over…


18:45 Pam Beesly

I don’t like this conversation

I’ll be back at 11:30, like I said

Brb I need to do some last minute things

Like throw up 


Penny Beesly 18:46

Like adding a condom to your handbag?


18:51 Pam Beesly

What is going on with you?

I don’t like this


Penny Beesly 18:52


I don’t know

I’m really enjoying winding you up

And you know what they say about having a six foot handsome man on your doorstep 


18:52 Pam Beesly

I’m so nervous

Can you stop now

I’m sweating so much


Penny Beesly 18:53

It’s normal to be nervous!

You’re going to have a great time




18:53 Pam Beesly



18:57 Pam Beesly

Oh god he’s here


Penny Beesly 18:57

I want to hear all the gossip when you get back!


18:57 Pam Beesly

You will at 11:30pm.



Penny Beesly 18:58

Have fun!


Penny Beesly 23:31

I’m telling Mom


11:54 Pam Beesly

Please don’t.


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