Halpert Family + Mark
Gerald the Father, Mother, Mistake 1, Mistake 2, Mistake 1’s Wife, Mistake 2’s Wife, Mark, you
14:48 Mother
I have lots of prepared food that needs to be eaten as Paul and family were supposed to be coming over but had to cancel. Would be lovely to have everyone round tonight, we haven’t done a Halpert Friday since Tom’s birthday.
15:03 Mother
15:13 Mistake 1’s Wife
Tom and I will be there. Thank you, Betsy.
15:13 Mother
🤩
15:34 Mistake 2
Free food? Hell yeah.
15:34 Mother
Food tastes better when you eat your family… So true
Eat with your family. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry.
15:42 Gerald the Father
Why can’t Paul make it?
15:44 Mother
His daughter has a stomach bug.
15:47 Gerald the Father
Shame.
16:02 Mother
@Jim Halpert See you tonight?
@Mark Can you find out if Jimmy is coming for dinner please.
16:06 Mark
I’m in New York at the moment, sorry Betsy.
16:06 Mother
Hope you’re having a nice time, Mark. Would you like to come for dinner tonight?
16:08 Mark
I’ll be here all weekend, but thank you for the invite.
16:08 Mother
😭
16:37 Mother
16:53 Gerald the Father
@Jim Halpert answer your mother.
16:56 Mistake 2
@Jim Halpert answer Mom you naughty boy
17:02 You
Oh man
I was at work sorry for the late reply.
I would love to come for dinner but I have plans tonight.
17:03 Mother
17:18 You
Sorry Mom, next time <3
17:20 Mother
What are you doing tonight?
17:24 You
Meeting up with friends for basketball and then drinks
17:25 Mother
Enjoy.
18:43 Gerald the Father
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Raccoon heard about the food.
18:45 Mother
🤩
19:13 Mistake 1
On our way.
19:14 Mother
Drive safe.
22:37 You
You deleted a message
22:37 Mother
What did that mean?
22:37 You
Sorry Mom, that wasn’t meant for you guys
22:37 Mother
😕
22:56 Gerald the Father
@Jim Halpert are you drunk? You are worrying your mother.
23:04 You
No, not drunk. I clicked on the wrong chat by accident.
08:56 Mother
Thank you all for coming last night. @Jim Halpert are you okay? I will bring leftovers for you on my way to Aunt Julia’s.
10:29 Mother
On my way @Jim Halpert
10:42 Mother
@Jim Halpert Where are you? No car on the drive.
10:44 Gerald the Father
@Jim Halpert Answer your phone.
10:46 Mother
@Jim Halpert Left behind the bush.
10:49 Mistake 2
Jimmy missed curfew. Ground him!
10:51 Gerald the Father
Shut up Pete. Your mother is worried.
10:53 Mistake 2’s Wife
Don’t panic Betsy, I bet he stopped on a friend’s sofa as he got back late.
10:55 Mistake 1
Jimmy got some.
10:58 Mother
@Mark Do you know where Jimmy is?
11:12 Mark
No, I’m in New York, sorry.
11:12 Mother
Oh yes, have a nice time.
11:29 Mother
Worried about Jimmy.
11:34 Mistake 2’s Wife
11:52 Mother
Leaving Julia. Will drive by the river, what if he stumbled in there last night?
11:53 You
Woah
I don’t go anywhere near the river when I go to basketball Mom
11:54 Mother
Where have you been?
11:55 You replied to Mistake 2’s Wife
“Don’t panic Betsy, I bet he stopped on a friend’s sofa as he got back late.”
— I stopped on Jason’s sofa, had beers at his after Poor Richards
11:58 Gerald the Father
Are you lying to your mother, Jim?
12:00 Mistake 1
Poor Jimmy. Can a guy not have a one night stand without being questioned by his parents?
Let him do the walk of shame in peace guys.
12:01 Mother
😳
Would she like any leftovers Jim?
12:03 You
@Tom Halpert 👎👎👎👎
