Pam had once said that he was like MacGyver, but with flippy hair.

He used a small plastic ruler to cut open the jello, and a small binder clip to extract the note within. It was sealed inside a plastic baggy.

He affected an air of practiced nonchalance as he opened the baggy beneath his desk, and delicately withdrew the note.

Dropping the baggy into the wastebasket beneath his desk, he palmed the note and stood up, casually shoving his hands into his pockets.

He sauntered back towards the men’s bathroom, locked the door, and prepared to read the note.