"Uhhunnnhhh. Little comment. Nnh." 

One day, I shall write something witty and you will smile and laugh and be entertained by this profile. One day, I will write something witty and write more of the ensemble in general and you will laugh and smile and be entertained by some of my favourite characters in existence.

Until then, as much as I would love to, I can't [...?], and therefore Jim and Pam will be all you get.