Summary: Post "The Job." Karen learns love comes in many different shades. Ch 8 added: Anal virginity is lost... kinky sex happens. Don't let the kids read this.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 12888 Read Count: 14241 ePub Downloads: 2
Penname: firthgal Real name:
Member Since: August 05, 2007
Bio:
Bio:
I'm a Kandy shipper all the way, was pointed here by a fellow Kandy fan when the Kandy Edition of the 55 word challenge was posted. All of those fics are amazing, by the way, and I hope that all of those brilliant authors will consider writing more Kandy. And if anyone is looking to read more Kandy fic, here's a list of the ones that can be found on LiveJournal: Kandy Master List. And here is where all of the Kandy shippers have been united: omgkandy I also love reading pretty much any fic about Andy because he's such a fun character to play with.
I'm madly in love with Ed Helms, which is probably why I'm such an avid Kandy shipper, Andy needs some love! And of course I'm madly in love with Steve Carell, too. They are by far the sexiest men on Earth!
Check out my new LJ community, The Andy Bernard Chronicles! It even includes a master list of all the greatest Andy quotes and all the Andy fanfic that I could find.
EDIT Sept 2009: Holy wow, it's been a long time since I've read this bio. Dang, I was enthusiastic, wasn't I? By the way, my heart now belongs to Andy/Oscar, but I'm pretty good with Andy/Anybody, if I'm honest.
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[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 29, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed 
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Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Naked
10 Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Naked
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! That was so incredibly perfect!!! Hot yet beautiful at the same time. My face is beet red from being overheated and I'm still giggling like a little school girl. Gah, so perfect! And I truly think that it's perfectly in character for Andy to be so great at that. For some reason I have it stuck in my mind that that dominatrix he lived with taught him all kinds of ways to please a woman. And I love how slow and deliberate he was, how much he wanted to savor every moment. And I LOVE that Karen wanted to be completely exposed to him, that the way he looked at her made her feel beautiful. So perfect! I'm all tingly. Oh, I love you! This was so totally awesome! By far my favorite chapter! Although, I would have stripped his clothes off right from the start if I was Karen. ;) But seriously, everything about this was perfect, the symbolism, her offering herself completely, him being in awe, his nervousness just before, him excitedly running off at the end and stripping off his clothes and being totally dorky after he had just been completely studly and romantic. PERFECT!!! I LOVED IT!!!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks so much... I credit you and Kelly for keeping me from getting flustered and keeping all my pent up Karen/Andy lust pent up in my head. I guess I always just sort of thought Andy'd be really good lover, and Karen just kindof puts him at ease with her presence. I'm glad you liked the exposure theme. I write slowly but there will be more stud Andy... ;)
Reviewer: firthgal Signed 10
Date: November 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Suffocating Warmth
Author's Response:
10 Date: November 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Suffocating Warmth
GAH!!!! Absolutely perfect once again. Love everything about this. So incredibly hot. And I LOVE that you referred back to Andy's dominatrix, you have no idea how happy you made me by putting an image in my head of tied up Andy and a whip. Oh yes. Any chance that Andy's been butt sexed by a dominatrix with a strap-on? Or is that just my sick, perverted mind?
Anyway, once again I loved the total submission that Karen is so desperate to give Andy, and I love that he wouldn't let her give him a blow job. Now that's a dream man! And oh, I loved the nervous look on his face when he realized what she wanted at the end. Oh, this is too perfect! I cannot wait for the butt sex! I'm going to be so depressed when this Andy porn is over. You write THE best fanfic porn that I have ever read, and I've read quite a bit. And the squeeful fangirl in me is hoping that this story has a happy ending for Karen and Andy, because I have to say, right now it looks like they are both madly in love.
Author's Response:
Thanks so much... I'm honored. I love the whole dominatrix backstory. That could be a fic in itself. I imagine Andy's empathy will come from experience when it comes to the butt-sexing (although he'll probably be a first-time giver, he'll know firsthand all about taking it slowly) So no, it's not just your perverted mind working here ;) thanks again!
Reviewer: firthgal Signed 10
Date: November 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: The Totality of Her Submission
Author's Response: Thanks much! You've been extremely encouraging all along. I don't know if I'd have been able to keep putting all my perviness to paper if I didn't know that there were at least two people out there who really liked reading it. I think Andy's eagerness to please, coupled with his years of strict training, gives him all the tools he needs to get the job done right. Plus, he packs more heat than the Tuna. (I know, Karen told me) ;)
10 Date: November 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: The Totality of Her Submission
Only you can make me all excited, giggly, and red-faced through an entire chapter and then when I get to the end make me hold my hand to my heart and say, "Awww," with a few tears in my eyes. It takes talent to make butt-sex sound like such a beautiful act of love. This was absolutely excellent, and I so love you for adding in the bit about Andy/mistress/strap on. That made me squee. And ooooooh, his punishment! GAH! Yeah, all of that drove me wild. I say your next story should definitely be about Andy and his dominatrix. Andy/Angela + porn makes me queasy, though I bet you could still manage to pull it off.
Anyway, this entire story was excellent from start to finish. Loved it! It satisfied so many of my Andy fantasies. You, my friend, are awesomeness personified.
Author's Response: Thanks much! You've been extremely encouraging all along. I don't know if I'd have been able to keep putting all my perviness to paper if I didn't know that there were at least two people out there who really liked reading it. I think Andy's eagerness to please, coupled with his years of strict training, gives him all the tools he needs to get the job done right. Plus, he packs more heat than the Tuna. (I know, Karen told me) ;)
Don't Let Dunder-Mifflin Near The Fruity And Delicious Drinks by dundiefromgod Rated: T [Reviews - 243] 58
58 Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read Count: 147425 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read Count: 147425 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Angela
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Angela
Oh this was so great, loved it! Little prim and proper Angela getting all flustered around Roy and then Dwight gets lucky. Hee, so perfect.
Author's Response: Yeah, Dwight does not know what is about to be unleashed upon him. Thanks for your review firthgirl.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Michael
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Michael
Ha, was Michael putting the moves on Ryan? Perfect characterizations, loved it!
Author's Response: I'm not completely sure if he was, but I do know that if I was Ryan I would stay away from Drunk!Michael. Thanks for the review/kind words firthgirl.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Andy
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Andy
Oh god!!! So incredibly hilarious, I love Andy's last line! This one is definitely my favorite, but that's no surprise considering I'm addicted to Kandy. The dialogue was just so spot on, loved it!
Author's Response: I too, am addicted to Kandy. I'm glad that you like the dialogue, and I had a suspicion that this one might be your favorite. Thanks again, firthgirl.
Author's Response: I too, am addicted to Kandy. I'm glad that you like the dialogue, and I had a suspicion that this one might be your favorite. Thanks again, firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Dwight
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Dwight
Awesome!!! Definitely what I imagine Dwight and Angela's sexcapades to be like. Er... not that I spend all my time imagining that kind of thing... Anyway, loved it! Especially when Dwight just had to correct her reference. So perfect.
Author's Response: Haha, I was going to say....how often do you think about this kind of thing? But, who am I to judge? I wrote 55 words on it. I'm glad that you liked it, and thank you for your review firthgal (see I got your name right the first time on this one.)
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Creed
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Creed
Ha! Oh, this one was good. I love that last line, so very Creed.
Author's Response: I'm glad that you liked it. Creed is kind of a challenge considering he's always acts odd. Thanks for the review firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Stanley
Author's Response: Ha, of course in a non-pervy way.....I hope to see Snarky!Kelly in Season 4....it's one of my dreams....like living in a world where someone can tell a hilarious AIDS joke. Thanks for the review firthgal.
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Stanley
Haha, yes!!! I love vengeful Kelly. So perfect. Now she can go and have more multiple orgasms with Andy. And I mean that in a totally non pervy way...
Author's Response: Ha, of course in a non-pervy way.....I hope to see Snarky!Kelly in Season 4....it's one of my dreams....like living in a world where someone can tell a hilarious AIDS joke. Thanks for the review firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Toby II
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Toby II
Aww, great pieces for Toby! Toby 1 was so hopeful yet depressing at the same time, which captures Toby beautifully. I could hear his voice and hesitancy so clearly in my head. And Toby 2 was great! Yay, happy Toby! It's always great when he gets to play with Michael's head.
Author's Response: I love everything that Toby chooses to be, he's one of my favorite characters on the show. So, I wanted to get both sides of him, and I'm glad that you got that. I empathize with the complete hopelessness of his situation with Pam. Thanks for the review firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Karen
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Karen
Loved it! Vengeful Karen is just as fun as vengeful Kelly! Hee, wonderful song choices.
Author's Response: There were definitely a lot of ways to go with Karen, and I'll probably do a "Karen II" anyway, but I figured it would be good to show a little Vengeful!Karen. She deserves it. And thanks for the compliment about the song choices, I picked ones that most people would know (I hope). Thanks for the review firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Jan
Author's Response: Yeah, I was re-watching for the thousandth time "The 40-Year Old Virgin", and so that image of Steve/Michael was burned into my brain. Yeah, I honestly don't understand Jan...like at all, but I figure she has to be conflicted, and is obviously not good at expressing her feelings....in words. Thanks for the review firthgal.
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Jan
Aww. Poor Jan. Poor Michael. I really do think that she loves him though, and you've managed to make that come across in this chapter. Great writing! I especially love this line:
A little Labradoodle-ish without his shirt on.
So true, and yet, I still find him sexy. Apparently Jan does too.
Author's Response: Yeah, I was re-watching for the thousandth time "The 40-Year Old Virgin", and so that image of Steve/Michael was burned into my brain. Yeah, I honestly don't understand Jan...like at all, but I figure she has to be conflicted, and is obviously not good at expressing her feelings....in words. Thanks for the review firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: Kevin
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: Kevin
Andy!!! Oh, I love Andy. His comment about Tuna falling into the chocloate river was brilliant, loved it!
Author's Response: As soon as I realized it was going to involve chocolate, I knew that I had to include Andy, and let him have the last line. He's all about not falling in the chocolate river. Thanks for the review firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Michael II
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Michael II
Haha, yes! Love it! Especially the fact that Michael is terrified of Jan. Hee.
Author's Response: Well in Michael's defense, he should be terrified of Jan. Everyone should be. Ha, thanks for the review firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: Dwight II and Andy II
Date: September 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: Dwight II and Andy II
OMG!!! Squeeeeeee!!!!! Oh man, I loved this one! Dwandy and Kandy all in the same chapter. I so love it when Andy and Dwight fight with each other, and you totally nailed their dynamic. So perfect. I also love that Angela and Kelly were competitive with each other over whose boyfriend would win, hee. And Andy singing? You know I can't resist that. I LOVE the wink that he gives Kelly. And Dwight falling over beer cans when he was trying to push Andy! Hahahahahahaha. So perfect. You have outdone yourself with this chapter! Loved it!
Author's Response: Haha, I'm glad that you liked it. I love the dynamic between Andy/Dwight, and of course I had to include Kandy, how could I not? Plus, Guitar Hero II seemed like a good excuse to get Andy to sing, so I had to. I'm glad that you liked it firthgal, and thanks for the review.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: Kelly
Date: September 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: Kelly
This was great, loved it! Kelly's a smart woman. I loved Pam's resistance to drink, and then Kelly, being her usual blunt self, just blurts out her thoughts. So funny. Loved it!
Author's Response: Yeah, Kelly doesn't have an inner-monologue....at least I don't think so....so anything goes, especially when it comes to advice. Thanks for the review firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Ryan
Date: September 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Ryan
Oh, I so loved this chapter! Probably exactly what was running through Ryan's mind. And I also dearly loved your end note, by the way.
Author's Response: I would imagine even drunk, he knew he had done something horribly, horribly bad. Thanks for the review firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed 10
Date: October 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 25: Angela II
10 Date: October 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 25: Angela II
Ha, yes! You get extra points for quoting my favorite Will Ferrell movie! And I LOVED that last line, so perfectly Angela. Great chapter!
Author's Response: Gentlemen-lover just seemed like an appropriate way for Angela to refer to Dwight to me. I'm glad that you liked the last line...poor Angela. Thanks for the review firthgal.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed 10
Date: October 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 26: Kelly II
10 Date: October 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 26: Kelly II
Ha! That was so hilarious! I have such an insane amount of love for your Kelly. It's so perfect that she thinks of that as her first date with Darryl. Hee.
Author's Response: Kelly is a lot of fun to write for because she's, well, crazy but in a genuinely sweet way....unless you piss her off, I guess. Thank you for the review firthgal.
Summary: Jim and Pam plan on teaching Andy a lesson - but does it go as planned? A short story told in 55 word chapters.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1224 Read Count: 48524 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1224 Read Count: 48524 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Enough is Enough
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Enough is Enough
Haha, oh great beginning! This line killed me:
“She's got to be more than a handful even given the size of your hands, Tuna.”
So perfectly Andy.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Fairy Tale High
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Fairy Tale High
Again, your Andy dialogue is so absolutely perfect! I love how he came to the conclusion that Jim meant Kelly was hot in bed. And of course Andy had to make sure she knew he went to Cornell. Hee, so Andy. Of course him going to Cornell will make Kelly want to jump into bed with him. *sigh* Clueless Andy. I love him!
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Dim All The Lights
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Dim All The Lights
Oh god, this chapter put me into a fit of giggles. The guest room line? Absolutely brilliant.
“We'll see, Tuna. Ladies have a hard time resisting this.”
So true, so true. Andy's a sexy beast. Great line from Andy, exactly what he would say on the show.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: No More Tears
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: No More Tears
Perfection. The shirts projecting Kelly's feelings is so ridiculous that it shouts Kelly, and I love in the end how she said it didn't really matter, she just wanted one that made her look good. Perfect.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Last Dance
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Last Dance
Kelly's allergic to crab. Andy nearly died from a bee sting. They're bonding over anaphylactic shock.
Such a great and simple way of describing their interaction. Just from those couple of sentences I can already tell that they are connecting with each other.
Reviewer: firthgal Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: On The Radio
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: On The Radio
Hee, serious as a heart attack. Definitely an expression Andy would use. I love how Kelly so easily believes that he's friends with Nicholas Cage. Andy and Kelly were made for each other, seriously.