Penname: AliLamba Real name: Alison
Member Since: September 24, 2007

Bio:
Uhh, please don't kill me for not being able to write Jim and Pam. It's hard! And so I don't do it.
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Okay by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 34] 33
Summary: Past Featured StoryInspired by the premiere’s melancholy whiff o’Jam. Except with a happy ending, because…I felt like it. Contains a possible SPOILER – nothing you wouldn’t know unless you’ve avoided even those tiny tidbits in the mass media. Just saying, to be fair.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3082 Read Count: 6465 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2006 Updated: September 29, 2006
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oo, very lovely use of non linear-ness :D The last line of the fic is totally perfect that way.

Author's Response: I\'m so happy that the non-linear thing seemed to work...wasn\'t sure if it would be too confusing, but it just felt right to me while I was writing it. Thanks again, AliLamba, for reading and reviewing my stories!

Summary: A Jim/Pam oneshot Post-"Benihana Christmas," set right after the party.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1214 Read Count: 6447 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2006 Updated: December 20, 2006
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Gosh, I'm freakin' running out of good things to say about your writing. Why can't you write something poor, or something, so, so... yeah, I GUESS I don't want that.

Excelent work, though! Too short ;_; And I think if anything I'm noticing a reticence to really go for that 'explicit' warning, which is fine, especially because it comes out so nice and poetic like.

But seriously, you can do it if you want. And you know that the people want.

Why do I feel like doing a David Brent face right now? Ah.

Summary: Karen and Pam decide to throw a party and Jim hopes that by New Year's he'll have some things resolved. Spoilers through Benihana Christmas.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14688 Read Count: 70367 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2006 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: there'd be no distance that could hold us back

Oh, that's so perfect. I mean, it just is. You didn't go overboard with the last chapter--making them some great happy married couple, which really fit the sort of small-scale (but never lacking) -ness of the story.

 Great job! :D

Oh, and your use of words is amazing O.O How do you do that??? Goodness.

Summary: It's kinda like swimming in the ocean. It's still swimming, but it's a lot different than swimming in a pool. [Spoilers through Benihana Christmas]

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Slash
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1379 Read Count: 11817 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2007 Updated: January 03, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: How to Effectively Initiate an Office Threesome : Way Number Three Hundred and Twenty-Five

YOU JUST LEFT IT THERE??

Agh, no, we want more! More three-ways!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam discuss cohabitation on a Sunday morning. Written after Back from Vacation as an antidote to Pam's crying scene. Just couldn't leave it alone, now could I?

Disclaimer: Own nothing related to The Office. Sad, but true. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 8380 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 15, 2007 Updated: January 15, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, that's a PERFECT channeling of Pam and Jim. Really great work :)

Author's Response: Why thank you! This one was a lot of fun to write - so glad you enjoyed it too!

Summary:

She points toward the coffee pot, almost reassuring him that it's safe to take, no chance of hands crashing into each other, no touching involved.  Like the coast is clear, and she's telling him to go for it.

Spoilers through The Return.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1566 Read Count: 3578 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 01, 2007 Updated: February 01, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oo, very well written. It took me a moment to get used to the sort of cafe you were describing, but it worked out in the end.

Summary: Past Featured Story

She's still the same old person most days, but once in a while she feels something like boldness bubble up inside of her.  Spoilers through Business School.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2026 Read Count: 6699 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2007 Updated: February 17, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

;____;

 There are no words--it's just lovely ;__;

Summary: Past Featured Story

You spend your days watching other people fumble over themselves and wade through life without having to actually live your own.

Response to the Documentary Crew challenge!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Other, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: The Documentary Crew
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1959 Read Count: 4982 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 12, 2007 Updated: March 12, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Lights, Camera, Action

GOSH, why don't they do a Red Nose day in the US? Maybe one of those Halloween things, with the boxes for coins?

Your writing is very good, though :)

Summary:

Jim and Pam argue...and then make up.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1688 Read Count: 21327 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2007 Updated: March 29, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Smut. is so. your strong point. XDDD

Gracious, heck, write more! We all know Jim and Pam deserve to be naked more often. Especially perfect considering that I think I've had sex like that...brought up good memories...and reminded me to call Mike back.

:D

Summary: Past Featured StorySummer picnics, maps, rain...things change year to year. (No spoilers.)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3974 Read Count: 24286 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed 10
Date: September 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Summer Picnic 2008

Dangit! This is the third fic in a ROW that I'm going to have to favorite. No fair! It's just all too good.

...okay, so I'm really not complaining.



Author's Response: Favorited? I\'m totally flatered. Thanks so much, AliLamba! And glad you liked this (have to admit, I have a soft spot for this one.)

Summary: Michael's having the next quarter camaraderie event, and Jim enlists Pam's help on a... personal matter.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8422 Read Count: 12989 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed 10
Date: September 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Schrute in the kitchen with the rope

GAH! NO! I HOOKED MYSELF ON SOMETHING THAT WASN'T FINISHED YET! ;__; Now you have to finish it immediately, and I really hope it involves Jim and Pam going to the sushi restaurant wearing fake mustaches.

:DD

Summary:

Karen takes notice of Jim's little thing for Pam, and she decides to try a little role play...

This? It's called SMUT. Know it. Love it.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2804 Read Count: 7233 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: wearing all the things you always wanted me to

OOO, SO LOVELY. I was thinking of not reading it, since I find myself a healthy J/am supporter...though I also agree to an adoration of Karen. But then you did make it J/am! And it was still so great already!

So I'm pleased, very pleased XD

More more more! OO, and more Jim/Pam/Karen slash. Those are great XD

Summary:

During Basketball, seriously AU, and is basically just rough angry, revenge against Roy sex.

Angsty to the max.


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2275 Read Count: 6467 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HA HA HAH A HA HA HAHAHAHA!! Jim is a douche!

I can see not being able to resist that sort of line though XD Priceless.

Summary: Pam is Jim's houseguest for a few days. Smut ensues.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12154 Read Count: 55725 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2007 Updated: June 24, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Jackpot (sherlockelly)

Haha! I just looked up at the title again and it made me giggle.

I would also like to congradulate you two (*golf claps all around*) for convincing me to try anal again. I know, you're proud XP

Summary: Past Featured Story"So, Jim," she started, setting the empty can back down on the table as she returned his cup to him. "Have you ever done drugs?" She leaned in towards him for even more emphasis. She grinned widely at him before sitting back in her chair. [Spoilers up to and including Drug Testing for part one. Part two and beyond set in an AU-version of season 4.]
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7511 Read Count: 17838 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2007 Updated: July 13, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed 8
Date: October 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The lack of clothing hints at an ulterior motive

Umm...it was good :D And maybe I'm crazy, but it seemed like you knew a little more about the smoking thing than about the sex thing? Err, that could just be my weird imagination, because it was all really good in a really sort of fun, high way.

I was sort of confused why they didn't go for it, especially since it seemed like you mentioned that Jim had seen her naked before (though maybe that was just in his dreams? I dunno). But! All in all, it was a very fun read, and you got a lot of Jim and Pam subtleties down pat.



Author's Response: I can\'t say I\'ve sex while high. I\'ve done other things while high, so you go with what you know. :) As for them not going for it, it didn\'t feel like something Jim would\'ve done, even while stoned. Jim seems like the kind of guy that would, in this instance, purposely stay more with it for Pam\'s benefit.

Summary: Your body gets much closer/I fumble for the clock, alarmed by/The seduction/I wish that it would stop. Squeeze. Rated: MA

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1432 Read Count: 8564 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2007 Updated: August 28, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed 10
Date: September 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Fruit

...OKAY, YOU NEED TO WRITE MORE SMUT.

 Wow. Yeah, wow. And to be honest, these sort of mildly depressing ones are my FAVORITE.

Can you just, you know, write this one again, so that I don't feel like a dork for reading it...again? Yeah.



Author's Response: I\'m so glad you enjoyed! Honestly, I love reading stories like this - I just don\'t always feel good about producing them. I appreciate this boost of confidence!

Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Fruit

Oh, and thank you for picking an amazing song to pick a lyric from.

"...FOOT WITHOUT A SOCK...your body gets much closer! I fumble for the clock...alarm [back??]...my seduction...I wIIIsh, that I could stop."

Maybe I'm showing my colors by only owning the '45s and Under' album, but...that's all right.



Author's Response: I couldn\'t get this song out of my head - and I just felt that it rang true with what could be possible for these crazy kids.

Summary:

A more angsty view of the Pam's Pregnancy challenge, but it comes equipped with a happy ending.

 p.s. i lied when i said i wasn't going to change the pronouns. I tampered a bit to make it clearer. hope it helps.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1995 Read Count: 4416 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: love again

Jim is such a dolt. And heck if I didn't think this story was perfect and adorable. Favorite author time!

Summary: Pam goes on five dates. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2065 Read Count: 3596 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: AliLamba Signed 10
Date: September 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HEY. So, I loved this. And I first read your lemony one (which I'm tackling a review for next) after a surprisingly serupticious google search for the color of Jim's eyes. Yeah, go figure. BUT, I found you, AND this was...amazing. And you're a really freakin' brilliant writer, did you know that??

Write me more porn.



Author's Response: Your compliments are wonderful - thank you! This was just a fun one to write. Flowed out of me - or whatever. Ok, there is a bit of porn on the way, I have like 8000 stories in my head right now...