Penname: hamrensel Real name: Heather
Member Since: January 15, 2008

Bio:
Hi! My name is Heather. I'm a 23 year old stay at home mom and wife. My husband got me hook on The Office in late 2007. At first I wasn't interested in it because I wasn't a big fan of Steve Carell, but after watching a few episodes on TBS I was hook. I'm more of a fan than my husband now. I have always been a fan of fanfic ;0). But I just started reading The Office fanfic in December 2007. I finally found this site after see a summary on fanficition.net (I'm a member there under the same name) saying that the story was crossposted on MTT. After a quick google search I found my way here and was delighted to see some of the best the Office fanfic I have ever read.
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Love Letters by Lexiconiful Rated: MA [Reviews - 41] 30
Summary: Past Featured StoryTotally finished! Feel-good and gooey. The build up to, and actually including, Jim and Pam's first time together.
I added one more chapter for a letter on Monday morning, following their date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: First Dates
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8495 Read Count: 59587 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2008 Updated: April 22, 2008
Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: February 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: To Be Conventional

I'm loving this story and series. I can't wait for more. Please update soon.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: March 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Dirty Cheat

I can't wait till you get to the date. I'm loving this series.

Sheet Music by wendolf Rated: MA [Reviews - 120] 64
Summary: Past Featured StoryA look at what might have happened between The Job and 'round about Money. Lots of steam in the beginning, then some angst for good measure.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14947 Read Count: 55060 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2008 Updated: March 07, 2008
Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: March 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Wow! I hope the Pam gets over the green panties and goes to see Jim. I love happy ending. Please update soon.

Existence by ExtremelyGruntled Rated: T [Reviews - 113] 53
Summary: Past Featured Story

She couldn't be sure exactly when he ceased to exist, but the first day she suspected something was the day after she canceled her wedding.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10705 Read Count: 46525 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2008 Updated: March 21, 2008
Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: March 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Pretty soon they'll come to get me

OMG! What is going on? Please update soon. If I have to wait too long I might die.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: March 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Once there was a darkness, deep and endless night

Oh man! Wow! How is everything going to go back to normal? I can't believe that Jim now has to convince Pam of everything and that Roy is still around. I can't wait for the next chapter.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: March 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: I was bruised and battered and I couldn't tell what I felt

Finally they both remember and are together. I can't wait to see how you "fix" the universe and explained what happened. I'm addicted to this story. I is one of my favorite stories that I have ever read on MTT. Please update soon.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: March 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: We're living in the future and none of this has happened yet

Wow! Ok so was it all a dream or something like It's a Wonderful Life? Jim doesn't remember anything? Did she just cheat on Roy? I hope not. That doesn't sound something like Pam would do. I see all of her wishes (I just wish this had never happened. I wish I hadn't hurt you. I wish I had told you that I loved you, too, and I wish you hadn't left.) came true. Please update soon.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: March 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Things I did not know at first I learned by doing twice

I loved how you wrapped up everything.  It was a dream but not really a dream.  I can't wait to read your next story.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed
Date: March 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: The cars are moving like a half a mile an hour if that

Wow! This story is great. I can't wait to see what is going on with Pam. I mean is this a dream or is she really crazy or is Dwight right about the alternate universe. I can't wait to find out the answer. I just hope it is a happy ending.

Learning to Live Again by italianfood Rated: M [Reviews - 340] 137
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam moved to New York instead of starting work at Dunder Mifflin. Years later she returns and she meets Jim, but they're at very different points in their lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91635 Read Count: 137249 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2008 Updated: July 22, 2008
Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: April 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: the Dundies ruined my life

No!  Jim was finally starting to be happy with Pam.  He can't ignore her after they made love.  I hope made his brother has a talk with him or made he opens up with Pam and he sees that he can be happy.  I love your story.  I can't wait for the next chapter.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: March 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: they don't know how to do normal

I'm loving this story.  I feel bad for Jim and Pam.  But at least they have each other.  "oblivious to the one thing that would halt what they had just started" wait what?  They are really starting to get along and move on.  They go back to just being just friends right?

I just wanted to be famous. by Stablergirl Rated: MA [Reviews - 623] 213
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232739 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
Reviewer: hamrensel Signed
Date: March 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Are we really flirting? Or are you just pretending to be you flirting with me actually being me?

I love this chapter.  You are killing me.  I can't wait for the Kiss.  I bet Pam will feel the same way as Jim when he kisses her.  No!  The rejection is not real, is it?  It can't be.  :0(

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed
Date: March 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Did you want fries with that?

That chapter was so funny.  I loved all of the jokes about Arby's beef ’n cheddars.  

  •  hey, you stud muffin, you’re beefy and delicious
  • Fertilize her or get all beef ‘n cheddar on her or whatever. Ok so that was kind of gross, but he’s distracted and injured
I can't wait to see what Jim's battle plan is.  Please update soon.  This story is wonderful.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed
Date: March 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: Um, I think you have my gum in your mouth.

Oh...MY...GOD!!!  You are brillant!!!!  I love how the whole The Kiss was ad-lib.  Please let Jim tell her that it was all real not just show.  I need another chapter!!!

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed
Date: March 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 18: I'm dying to respond, but I promised Harold Pinter I would pause.

ok I squealed like a little girl when I got the email notification that there was new chapter.  I love it.  Ok some of my favorite parts:

  • she chuckles and he looks up at her in surprise, probably having expected her to demand his head on a platter, not expecting her to laugh because this is all so…unplanned
  • he just chews because it’s something else to do with her tongue besides say something stupid or stick it in his mouth or ear or wherever
  • Jim & Pam talking about how an implusive kiss is better
  • The kiss at the end of the chapter is so hot.  I also burst into flames. 
This fic is fantastic!!!  I can't wait to see what Jim POV at the cast party is going to be like.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: April 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 20: I didn't want to be part of your problem, but I am.

Woohoo!  I'm so glad that they work it out.  I can't wait to see Pam's POV to see how she is dealing with all of this.  My favorite parts:

  • "You‘re like standing there all good looking and,” she looks him over, “tall, and I have no idea what I’m supposed to do with that.”
  • “What are you like John Hughes now? Great line, Jim, very impressive,”
  • his ears are buzzing with how much he feels her and how much he feels at home wrapped up in her this way.
  • He breathes out against her lips and pushes her up against the brick wall behind her like maybe he can press himself into her life or like he can reach into her and find her honesty, her emotion.
  • for the past hour he’s been carefully shadowing a very frosty and very restless Pam Beesly around the bar while she tries to escape him like he‘s a leper or Godzilla.
That kiss was so hot!  OMG!  I can't wait till they get things sorted out then maybe we can get some smut!  Please!!!

 

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: April 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 21: Some people say I look like Bette Davis.

OMG! I'm so brain dead. I love that you updated this story before "Dinner Party" started. It just makes this night even more perfect. You are such a tease I can't believe that you ended it before things got really good. ;0( Ok so my favorite parts:

He’s so good looking and earnest and he’s like a chocolaty bad boy with a delicious soft peanut butter center. He’s a rebel who’s actually a hero who’s actually just total eye candy.

She pulls it open and it’s like the 2 AM hazy fog is slapped off of her because she’s all Bette Davis in her satin pajamas and he is…he is standing there all Jim Halpert in his t-shirt and jeans and he’s just so good looking and tall that she thinks she might be dreaming.

“I’m sorry, I just…um…I…” he swallows and his eyebrows dip down a little with his own thoughts, until finally he braces himself and finishes the sentence. “…want you,” (what women doesn't want to hear that from Jim Halpert)

Maybe they’re both in sync or maybe he’s kissing his blood into her because she feels like she can taste the person that he is, she can taste him more than just his mouth and it makes her dip her tongue a little further into him.

Please update soon with the smut. I don't think I can wait long.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: Do you have hot cross buns fresh out of the oven, at all? Or no?

Oh...My...Freaking...God!!  I can't write a review right now.  I'm just too ahhhhhhhhh!  I love this story.  Please update soon.  I will come back and write a good review soon.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: April 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: Do you have hot cross buns fresh out of the oven, at all? Or no?

Ok I said I would come back and write a real review so here it is.  I absoutley loved this chapter.  You had some great smut plus it had me laughing out loud.  My favortie parts:

  • The 'chearleader' talking about At&T and Verizon
  •  How Heather first thinks that them having sex is part of the show
  • The shout out the the treehouse
  • The 'baguette'bit
  • "he was kissing him and trying really hard not to outwardly celebrate the fact that in a few minutes he’d be naked and she would finally get to meet her nemesis. Or her ally. Or her…Whatever. His penis."
  • "it had seemed like some kind of fairy godmother had heard her prayers." (I want a fariy godmother who can grant me that wish)
  • "Either way, she’d thought she was finished. She was somebody else starting right then. Somebody different."
  • "he kicks herself for going there, for remembering and for reliving it because she‘s supposed to be thinking of something other than his penis, for once."
  • "“Nice, want to share those thoughts out loud or anything? Maybe write them down? Name it Reality Television Love or Pam and the Amazing Penis and sell it for nine ninety nine at Barnes and Noble?” she wonders and Pam laughs unhappily. “I’d buy it,” Heather admits."  (So would I)
  • And of course..."“Is he standing right there? Is he naked? Are you having penis thoughts? Pam?”"

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed 10
Date: April 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 23: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that your appliances totally turn me on.

OMG!  I'm so glad that you updated quickly I couldn't wait to see if Jim heard her.  I love the Heather character. My husband says that she sounds like me.  ;0)  Ok so again my favorite lines:

  • "Not in the creepy Hannibal Lector kind of way, more in the sentimental John Cusack kind of way, and he did it by accident."
  • "He thinks he hears whoever she’s talking to on the phone say something about penis thoughts, but she barks the phrase two loaves in response like it’s the eagle flies at night"
  • " Because it’s like a chemical reaction, it’s like something she can’t control, that when he grabs onto her and he kisses her she melts into him like wax in a fire"
  • "he wants to keep doing this until she realizes how much inside of her he really is. How solid and real they are and how much there aren’t any microphones suspended over their heads."
  • I love how Jim tells Pam about yelling her name during sex with a one night stand
  • "he kind of just stands there as she sits up and runs her fingers through her hair and he thinks he’s finished. He’s a different person because of her and he wants to wake her up."
  • "he nods as he figures out that this is the penis thoughts person."
  • "he can hear her hushed and irritated voice say something like “I cannot believe you came here with bread!” and he laughs at the empty room and thinks that this is maybe his favorite day of all time."
I would love to see Jim and Pam actually like go out on a date or talk about everything.  Although I'm loving the smut don't get me wrong.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed
Date: March 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 14: Wait a second, I feel like I've seen this movie before.

Wow! I loved the part where Pam compares herself to Whitney Houston when she is going crazy.  I can't believe the Pam said all of the mean things about Jim.  :(  I can't wait for her to apologize and make it up to him.  Please update soon.  

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed
Date: March 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 13: Let me finish before you defend yourself, because I need a good forty five minutes to rant.

Come on Pam lighten up!  I hope that Jim doesn't give up on The Plan.  I can't wait for the best chapter.  Just one of my favorite lines was "she’d wrapped his cut up in that band-aid, strapping it on there like she was some health teacher with a banana."

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed
Date: March 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Earlier, when I was reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, I thought of you.

I can't wait to see how Pam reacts to the Plan.  I'm so happy that Jim finally see what is putting Pam off.  i just hope that Pam gets herself together.  I loved the last three lines of this chapter:

instead of saying God, Sunshine, how much have you missed my hot body? he says “Morning, Pam.”  And she does a double take. And that is just oh, so satisfying.

 

Brilliant. 

 

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed
Date: March 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: It's only awkward if you make it awkward...

Thank God!  I'm happy to see that Pam is starting to hate Jim less.  Three of my favorite lines are:

  • god it’s like she’s saved herself and doomed herself all in the same breath.  But he just looks saved, and she figures there’s something in that.

  • Jim, I ran for two hours today because I was thinking about your penis sounds a little on the crazy side, she thinks, amused.

So perfect!  I can't wait to hear from Jim.

Reviewer: hamrensel Signed
Date: March 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Just when I've figured out how to pretend you're out of my system, you show up and I forget.

I'm loving this story.  I can't wait for them to admit that they don't hate each other has much as they think.  My favorite part is:

"...she’s definitely not thinking about Jim’s penis because that was the whole point of this, to stop thinking about his penis and she’s running and all of a sudden her left right left right turns into penis penis penis penis and her cheeks are red and she’s sure it’s from the run and she’s penis penis penis penis and when she finally gets to her driveway and she’s finally slowing her pace and definitely not thinking about Jim’s penis she looks up and he’s standing there on her porch. Holding a plate, which is random and weird. And she sighs in exhaustion and thinks ok universe, you win, what the hell?"

 I was laughing out aloud when she starting think penis penis penis.  I will be up all night waiting for a new chapter.  Please update when your plane lands.