Penname: wendolf Real name: Wendy
Member Since: February 18, 2008

Bio:
Writing fanfic lit a fire and me and since penning these stories, I've had my first novel traditionally published! Thanks to everyone here for your unending support!

So, if you like my writing, check out my YA novels: ZENN DIAGRAM (available on Amazon, B&N, or bookstores near you!), and THE SWAILING on Wattpad!
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Sheet Music by wendolf Rated: MA [Reviews - 120] 64
Summary: Past Featured StoryA look at what might have happened between The Job and 'round about Money. Lots of steam in the beginning, then some angst for good measure.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14947 Read Count: 55067 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2008 Updated: March 07, 2008
Reviewer: wendolf Signed 10
Date: March 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, and BTW, the bonfire is still coming ;-) (Couldn't figure out how to add to my response...)

I just wanted to be famous. by Stablergirl Rated: MA [Reviews - 623] 213
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232785 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
Reviewer: wendolf Signed
Date: March 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Are we really flirting? Or are you just pretending to be you flirting with me actually being me?

Okay, I could go on and on and on about this chapter because it was just fucking brilliant (pardon my enthusiasm). I don't know how you managed to take a scene that we've all watched hundreds of times (admit it, y'all -- you've watched it hudreds) and add a whole new spin on it that is completely and totally believeable. It absolutely blew me away. And then you had lines like this:

  • He wants to do things for her, to be things for her, to be in her life or to just be near her life or to just be a part of something that she’s proud of.
    that just broke my heart, because that's how you feel when you love someone and don't even know how to admit it. Stablergirl, I love you fic but you should be abandoning it to write a novel. No lie. We'd miss you terribly, but you should be making some money off your brilliance. Okay. I think I'm done for now. That is, until the kiss, which may just make my brain explode.

    • Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: Um, I think you have my gum in your mouth.

    Okay, so . . . I was right. You broke my brain. It's okay, though. I really wasn't using it much for anything except reading your story.

    This was flawless. Just so amazing how you had them kiss first, all passionate and tongue-y and I thought (through my breathless haze) "Hey, that's not how they did it on the show" and then you had them do it again like they DID do it on the show and it all made so much sense! God, Stablergirl...if I were of the non-hetero persuasion I think I'd want to marry you (and if I weren't already married). Seriously. Just keep going. Don't ever stop.

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: Um, I think you have my gum in your mouth.

    Um, I'm sorry for the bad word in my previous review. I was overcome. I just have one more thing to add . . . you've actually made me a bit worried that I might just be disappointed (gasp!) when the real Office comes back on April 10th. Seriously. I'm not sure any kind of Jim and Pam story could compete with this.

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: It's not that I hate you, it's just that I hate everything about you.

    Yayyyyy! A blue ribbon! So very well deserved. Great job, Stablergirl!!!

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: April 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: It's not that I hate you, it's just that I hate everything about you.

    Stablergirl, I'm telling you I've got this down to a science. If I post something, chances are you will too. So it's a win-win (win) situation. You keep me writing, and I get to read this amazing story! LOVE this chapter. Hot, double hot, and tomorrow I shall spell out why. But for now, I'm just going to go read it again. Thank you for making my night!

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: April 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 21: Some people say I look like Bette Davis.

    Okay, I've reread (wowzie. even hotter the second time) and am back with specifics, in no particular order -- just stuff I particularly liked (and I really liked all of it). It's quite a list:

  • “You are an object,” she confesses, amused, staring at his mouth and thinking about all of the places she would really like it to be. She’s had some vodka. She gets vulgar when she’s tipsy. “Is that a pro or a con?”
  • He keeps stopping her in her journey to the wonder that is his nudity
  • “I’ve picked up a lot of girls in bars.” She waits for more because…that can’t be what he meant to say.
  • She always wants to have sex with him, this isn’t a drunk thing.
  • he goes from looking dazed to looking…still dazed, actually.
  • “I’m gonna go jerk off somewhere,” he tells her and she barks out a laugh because she had not expected that. He laughs back at her and she thinks this, really, this right here is actually what she loves about him. She wishes him luck with that and retreats into the bar to pick up her purse and her sweater because really all she wants to do is get home and think about him jerking off.
  • she kind of misses the mess of his hair and the boyish charm of his distress.
  • “So one pro, if I was going home with you, which I’m not, is that I am amazing at sex,” he confesses and she laughs.
  • She stares at the clock and blinks a few times, seeing if the 1:53 AM will morph into something more sensible like a 7 or an 11.
  • Maybe they’re both in sync or maybe he’s kissing his blood into her because she feels like she can taste the person that he is, she can taste him more than just his mouth and it makes her dip her tongue a little further into him.

    • Reviewer: wendolf Signed 10
    Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: Do you have hot cross buns fresh out of the oven, at all? Or no?

    Oh, Stablergirl. What you do to me with this story. Seriously. I loved how you kind of faked me out in the beginning and I thought, "She did NOT just skip over the naughty bits, did she?" But then it was all there in glorious flashback. Fantastic. Heather cracked me up. And then just little things like the shout out to the treehouse gang and the baguette and the flash of the muscles of his arms stretched taut against her headboard. Guh. More please. Much, much more of this.

    Author's Response: right?  a little, hey look over there! action?  Kind of fun.  anyway glad you liked this one and hopefully there will be a hot and steamy update really soon.  Although that depends on when you post an update to something, so, we'll see.  it's in your hands, really. ;-)

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed 10
    Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: Do you have hot cross buns fresh out of the oven, at all? Or no?

    I suppose this doesn't belong in the review area but . . . I'll take a beer, Nan! My mouth has suddenly become awfully dry upon reading about Jim in his black boxers and saying stuff like, "I need this off." Yowza.

    Author's Response: since I can respond and Nan can't, I will take it upon myself to say: Beer me.

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed 10
    Date: April 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 25: Lions and tigers and housecats, oh my god, I hate my life.

    As I usually do, I devoured this chapter in one lion-icious gulp, like a raw Jim-steak, and I will come back later to give a more detailed review, but I did love Jim as the jungle cat. He's got that lean, hungry look to him. And Graham as the tabby? Classic. Lazy, self-satisfied, holier-than-thou kind of attitude. Perfect. Okay, more later. Love it, love it, love it.

    Author's Response: lol who doesn't love a little jungle cat jim?  ;-)  thanks for reviewing.

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed 10
    Date: May 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 28: Come on in, but I have to warn you, my place is kind of a mess.

    Wow, I think I held my breath for that entire chapter. I could beat David Blaine's new underwater record. Anyway, Stablergirl . . . God. Just stop already. This? And then he moves inside of her and he sighs and he lets his forehead fall against her shoulder because even though honesty is hard for him there isn’t room for anything else. Killed me. Seriously. (BTW, I posted something today! Weird...)

    Author's Response: lol I noticed that you posted something earlier!! so weird...timing, hmmm... ;-)  Anyway thank you for reviewing this one and I'm glad you enjoyed it!  I'd say I held my breath the entire time I was writing it, but I actually think that's physically impossible.  But maybe...

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: May 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 30: Sam Adams and Nora Roberts refuse to share the spotlight, but that's ok because I'd rather be in love than be famous.

    Oh, Stablergirl. That was so fantastic. I'm sad it's over, but the ending was perfect. You rock, my friend.

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: It's not that I hate you, it's just that I hate everything about you.

    I really like this! That Pam . . . me thinks she protesteth too much ;-) Off to read Chapter 2... Great job!

    Author's Response: ah ha, definitely too much protestething ;-) thanks for reviewing!!

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Are we really flirting? Or are you just pretending to be you flirting with me actually being me?

    Oh. My. God. Freaking brilliant. I am, like, out of breath right now. Will comment more coherently later when I can reread this without feeling faint.

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 14: Wait a second, I feel like I've seen this movie before.

    Okay, I'm back and have savored this chapter much more thoroughly. I totally choked up -- like, I REALLY felt Jim's pain, and then Pam's remorse and it just broke. my. heart. All of it. Into smithereens. I loved it.
    Here are a few of my fave bits:

  • the whole Whitney/Anne Heche/Angelina Jolie thing was brilliant.
  • explaining how her new friend Jim is so kind and thoughtful and he brings her beef ‘n cheddars, and everyone who knows him will think…nope
  • She rubs a hand against her forehead and is restless in all sorts of ways.
    Teally, what don't I like about it? Great job, as always. You humble me.

    • Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 14: Wait a second, I feel like I've seen this movie before.

    Okay, first? I knew if I posted something myself (basically just writing to waste time until you posted another chapter), it would do the trick! Imagine my bliss when I found this just seconds before going to bed.

    Second, I will not go into full review detail here because I just read this chapter as fast as I possibly could -- like wolfing down a chocolate bunny after a Lent with no sweets. So I'm going to go to bed now and get up in the morning and enjoy every word slowly. Deliberately. Like really good sex. And then I'll be back to review properly. ;-)

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 13: Let me finish before you defend yourself, because I need a good forty five minutes to rant.

    Husband sick, kids driving me crazy . . . REALLY wish I would have saved this chapter for later in the day so I had something to look forward to. But no, I gobbled it down first thing this morning (just like that beef 'n cheddar) because I just. couldn't. wait. Hope your family appreciates the discomfort they are putting us all through until the next update ;-) Great job as always. Just a few favorite bits:

  • his non-evil twin
  • Come and get it in Marks-A-Lot on the crotch of her pants
  • that smile she’s grown so accustomed to, the one with the one cheek lifted (I can totally picture this, BTW
  • Ok, wow, dysfunction, party of one?

    I am so excited for Casino Night I can't even tell you.

    • Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Earlier, when I was reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, I thought of you.

    Stablergirl, I just re-read this whole story and I will seriously go into full fledged withdrawal symptoms if you don't update soon. So much goodness, seriously. You have a gift. God's honest truth. ;-)

    Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Earlier, when I was reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, I thought of you.

    Another winner, Bobby (Ok, that's a total guy sports movie reference that I blame my husband for . . . sorry). Anyway, here are my favorite bits:

  • Or, pretty sure. Like thirty three percent sure. Thirty two percent, maybe. Thirty two point five.
  • instead of saying God, Sunshine, how much have you missed my hot body? he says “Morning, Pam.” And she does a double take. And that is just oh, so satisfying.
  • Other people are themselves all the time, so it can’t be impossible.
  • A ‘tell your Aunt Edna and Uncle Sal I said hi’ kiss.
    Also, love your Dwight. He's Dwight-esque, but also cool ;-) Keep going, girl!

    • Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Did you want fries with that?

    Okay, Stablergirl, you've really done it now . . .I'm going to be fanatically checking all day for updates. Ignoring the grocery shopping and cleaning I have to do. Ignoring my kids. Just refreshing, refreshing, refreshing...

    Here are a few of my favorites:

  • Fertilize her or get all beef ‘n cheddar on her or whatever.
  • trying to be something close to a gentleman and give her a chance to snap out of it, because he‘s totally about to just shove his tongue down her throat.
  • and he’s left standing there with a little bit of a “situation“…and a cut on his finger.

    Just LOTS of funny goodness, as always!

    • Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: It's only awkward if you make it awkward...

    Another great chapter! Loved this line:

  • and god it’s like she’s saved herself and doomed herself all in the same breath.
    And lots of others . . . but I'll be more specific later when I have more time. Just . . . great job!

    • Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Just when I've figured out how to pretend you're out of my system, you show up and I forget.

    OMG, Stablergirl! You are my new favorite person (shh, don't tell my hubby or my kids). I loved the humor in this. Here are a few of my faves:

  • She wonders how many of the girls Jim has slept with wear plum colored eye shadow and guesses probably like fifty percent of them, which calculates as like three hundred and seventy five girls or something.
  • She’s turning into some sniveling fan who wants him to sign her boobs or something.
  • She even does the running in place thing when she’s waiting for a light on Linden Ave to turn red. She’s never done the running in place thing, in fact she usually makes fun of people who do and says they should take a break for a second like the rest of the world.
  • and all of a sudden her left right left right turns into penis penis penis penis
    There are just too many good parts! Have a safe flight. Looking forward to what you come up with in the air ;-)

    • Reviewer: wendolf Signed 10
    Date: March 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Talking is cool, just promise you'll keep it clean.

    Stablergirl, you rock with your fast updates! Just a couple of my favorite parts:

  • She shakes her head in bewilderment and frowns, accidentally thinking of Jim, which makes her frown deepen because what the hell does he have to do with anything?
  • Graham offers her some kind of cute and british goodbye that she’s not really listening to and she says talk to you soon even though she isn’t sure she means it, and she’s just glad they aren’t the kind of couple who says they love each other all the time or anything because she’s not sure she’d be able to get it out right now.
    Just love the honesty of how it feels sometimes to be in those kinds of situations. Okay. Carry on. Can't wait for more...

    Author's Response: lol the fast updates are blowing me away too, I'm not even sure how it's happening.  Thanks for the detailed review I LOVE it, and I love those parts too.  He's seeping in and she just can't help it ;-)

    • Reviewer: wendolf Signed
    Date: March 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: I know I look pale but, seriously, I'm fine.

    Okay, Stablergirl . . . you've got me hooked!!! Keep it coming! I love how Jim wants to be more Jim-like, that he is something more inside than he gives himself credit for. So interesting. Great job.

    Author's Response: lol I love having people hooked! Thanks for reading and reviewing, and I love Jim wanting to be Jim too ;-) Who doesn't love that?

    the sun sets on the war by unfold Rated: K [Reviews - 12] 9
    Summary: Past Featured StoryRandom season four angst/fluff/Jim musings.

    Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
    Characters: Jim/Pam
    Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
    Warnings: None
    Series: None
    Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
    Completed: Yes Word count: 760 Read Count: 3083 ePub Downloads: 1
    [Report This] Published: March 28, 2008 Updated: March 28, 2008
    Reviewer: wendolf Signed 10
    Date: March 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

    Wow, just really, really nice.