Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009

Bio:

Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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Reviews by FlonkertonChamp
Black and White, Chocolate and Creme by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 7] 23
Summary: Beard smut for the sake of beard smut. I have no excuses. Blame A Quite Place.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Beardy Jim Halpert
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3096 Read Count: 3417 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2018 Updated: April 04, 2018
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: July 06, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Rugged Mountain Man

So. I am generally not a fan of facial hair. But Lumberjack Jim? Oh. Oh my.

Jesus eff this was hot.

Slow by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 147] 157
Summary: Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest that I've been promising. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124215 Read Count: 146857 ePub Downloads: 127
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2021
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: October 19, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: The One Where Pam Second Guesses Her Own Decision

Oh my holy damn. This whole thing was SO HOT. And so well-written. Normally I read smut fics in one go, but I found myself reading this over the course of a week. I just had to savor it.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: June 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 28: The One With The Proposal

This story is getting through this pandemic. So thank you.

And the gas station doesn't exist. It was a set. Like, they literally built a gas station behind a Best Buy in L.A.

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/the-office-iconic-scene-insane-money.html/

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: June 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: The One Where Pam Second Guesses Her Own Decision

Me. Getting ME through this pandemic. Man, I wish we could edit comments.

Well, it gave you more jellybeans, so there ya go.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: February 24, 2021 Title: Chapter 30: The One with the Tiramisu

When I saw the email that this story had been updated, I literally let out a squeal, I was so happy! And boy howdy, did it deliver. Gah.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: April 30, 2021 Title: Chapter 31: The One With Waffles

I’m awake at 5:50 AM, and haven’t slept yet because painsomnia is a bitch, and I get an email that “Slow” has been updated.

So I’m in pin and exhausted, but this? This helps. So thank you.

The Twelve Days of Smutmas by Coley, agian18, Duchess Cupcake Rated: MA [Reviews - 47] 65
Summary: Oh, their true love gave it to them alright. Twelve ways from Christmas.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: 12 Days of Christmas
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56785 Read Count: 31993 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2019 Updated: March 20, 2020
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Date: February 28, 2021 Title: Chapter 11: Eleven Pipers Piping

So. I have never found the idea of a “pearl necklace” to be a particularly sexy one.

You’ve changed my mind. Bravo.

But seriously, this was amazing. I think I really like Jim & Pam as Austinites. And I definitely like to think that, 10-ish years into marriage, they’re still having amazing sex.

folklore by SprinklesTheCat, BigTuna, agian18, Coley, Duchess Cupcake, JennaBennett, boredhswf Rated: MA [Reviews - 203] 172
Summary:

 7 authors. 21 songs. The most shameless smut this site has ever seen.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Death by a Thousand Cuts
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119765 Read Count: 64908 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2020 Updated: November 10, 2020
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: September 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: mirrorball

Mmmmmmm this is my favorite chapter so far. I’m a romantic, and I prefer my smut fluffy. I loved this. Beautifully written and so perfectly them.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: October 11, 2020 Title: Chapter 14: betty

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HOW THAT NIGHT SHOULD HAVE GONE. *nods emphatically*

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: November 04, 2020 Title: Chapter 18: our song

Gaaaaahhhhhh this one was so great! So sweet and spicy and perfectly THEM.

make me laugh so much by agian18 Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 17
Summary: Why was he making her laugh so much?
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3383 Read Count: 1454 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2021 Updated: April 10, 2021
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: April 11, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well. This was just beautiful. Is there a word for “fluff but kinda heavy with serious subject matter”? ‘Cause this is the definition.

I’m not a parent yet, but I’ve had friends confide in me about the exact same fears, and it’s so freakin real and you captured it perfectly.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: April 11, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well. This was just beautiful. Is there a word for “fluff but kinda heavy with serious subject matter”? ‘Cause this is the definition.

I’m not a parent yet, but I’ve had friends confide in me about the exact same fears, and it’s so freakin real and you captured it perfectly.

the price you pay by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 7] 14
Summary:

"Shut up! We didn't film ourselves!"

"Hi, Pam's grammaw. Sorry you had to find out like this."

She hits him. 


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4020 Read Count: 2503 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2021 Updated: April 15, 2021
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 1
Date: April 15, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, I was hoping someone would take that deleted scene and run with it, and I’m SO glad it was you. *slow clap*