Penname: darjeelingandcoke Real name: Joe
Member Since: October 01, 2011

Bio:

Just a guy with Jim and Pam on the brain, trying to get the song out of his head by singing it.

Author of the Month June 2021


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Wildflowers by BigTuna Rated: MA [Reviews - 34] 31
Summary: After a decade, Pam comes face to face with the catalyst to all her major life decisions. Can she get closure from her past at the same time she grapples with what this chance meeting means for her future?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22112 Read Count: 3910 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 15, 2021 Updated: March 12, 2023
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 15, 2021 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

me

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 15, 2021 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Like

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: November 15, 2021 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

that

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: November 15, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Please

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: March 21, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Rereading this in prep for Chapter Five, and since my original review is lost, I feel the need to again flag the brilliance of this line: "Nothing. Why would you say that? I’m not being weird. How am I weird?"

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: March 21, 2023 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

You've really captured the sheer mind-fried horniness of Pam confronted with Jim in all his glory in the beginning here, with just the right amount of hints that a third-party observer could see his eyes are popping out of his head too.

"and quite possibly fabric softener" My heart.

"(but not too close, as the probability of that whole lap straddling thing increased as the distance between them decreased)" my sides, from the chuckling

Again, the use of twitterpated here is amazing. As is this whole interaction. “But I’m not complaining if you aren’t.”

I love Pam seeing Jim in a different light... both as someone who's changed and as someone who was always a little different than she got to see for herself. And how she grasps that something similar has happened for her.

"He secretly wants me." "Can't say I blame him." Tuna. Are you kidding me.

"Just catching up and clearing the air and maybe some mutual orgasms." BEESLY.

Four Non Blondes is an inspired song choice. And feels perfectly in character somehow. Also, this part: "She realized that she desperately wanted Jim to have fun, wanted him to have a good response from her friends and the rest of the bar, and she felt her stomach twist in anticipation." A very Pam sentence and also just such an emotionally clear thread from who she is now to who she was and what they are to each other now to what they were then.

"She caught herself before she could ask what other articles of clothing he’d be responsible for knocking off before the night was over." Probably for the best. Even 10 Years Later Jim probably isn't surviving that.

THE PARKING LOT. THE CASINO NIGHT DIALOGUE. *I* AM MIND FRIED.

If you don't update for another year and a half there will be riots. I don't make the rules.

Summary: Looking for a quick way to earn some money, Jim and Pam find themselves in the world of porn. Kinda.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61879 Read Count: 21080 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2021 Updated: February 01, 2022
Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 01, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"it's not many little girls' dream to be a porn star." LOL. Amazing reworking of canon to open here.

Okay, this is a spectacularly awful Roy here. Not closing the bathroom door is bad enough, and the fact that Pam thinks his expressing *regret* for forgetting the food she wants is a sign he cares is so telling... but his slurs against The Princess Bride will not be forgotten or forgiven. You did really well establishing him as a boor here. And I also kinda love that this is something Roy got in his head and couldn't let go, which seems very Roy, and ultimately Pam ends up doing it because Roy just badgers her into it. Seems like a reason Pam ultimately made a lot of decisions.

Congrats on your first fic here! Welcome to the ranks of MTT writers. We're happy to have you! Looking forward to seeing where this goes...

Author's Response: Thank you so much! Very happy to be here!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 03, 2021 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

First, love that you worked JK's story of being a struggling actor in here... and Jim accidentally insulting the producer feels like very canon-level cringe. This also feels a lot like canon Jim - a guy who is drifting, not sure what he wants to do, yet to find his true North. Add a sense of sexual adventure, and you can see that guy ending up here.

Erin as the receptionist for a porn studio is amazing. (And Phyllis going back to her casting associate roots!) As is Jim trying to do this while living with his parents. A lot of good groundwork here.

Author's Response:

Hahah thank you! 

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 04, 2021 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

"Watch it, jackass" - this has to be very similar to the first interaction between Jim and Roy in canon, too.

This Jim and Pam first meeting is just delightfully awkward. They're so smitten and so unable to handle it. I guess there's no such thing as a smooth meet-cute when you're on your way to a porn studio.

"Oh sorry, my mistake, I thought you looked like such a cute couple." Oh, Phyllis. You know full well they're not a couple, you devious little drama llama.

Hmm. Feels like them not reading the contract might come back to haunt them. Big oversight when you're signing up to work on a porn set, kids.

This version of the date makes my heart hurt. And this also feels like a good take on Pam's level of awareness of what's going on - she doesn't want to HIDE Roy, she just doesn't want to THINK about him.

The Stephen and Lori Saux shout-out is a great little Easter egg.

Author's Response: Drama llama, LOVE IT!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 05, 2021 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Yikes. Wildly terrible Roy here. Just awful. Glad to see Pam seeing it too and reacting accordingly. Maybe Jim is coming into her life at the perfect time...

Author's Response: It's such a coincidence isn't it :D

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed 1
Date: December 09, 2021 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Ah, love to see Pam with a little fight in her... and with that fight in her because she knows for certain that SHE IS RIGHT. Good for her. And the contrast between Roy demanding his breakfast and Jim making her tea without a second thought is stark.

Oh, Kevin. So close to his dream job, and yet so far. Striking how the casual sexual harassment of The Office translates somehow slightly *more* appropriate in this environment.

This dialogue fits SO PERFECTLY. I'll never watch that deleted scene the same way again.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review :) I was so grateful for that deleted scene!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: December 09, 2021 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Again - SO hilarious how well this canon dialogue fits on a porn set. Michael missed his calling, really.

"Hunter and I were rehearsing all afternoon." ::Pam voice:: Oh, Michael. Lord is Jan ever terrible. And porn director Michael is somehow less creepy than canon Michael, he doesn't deserve that.

Imagine how much more concerned Betsy would be if she knew what Jim was doing for a living... and how badly he was actually falling for Pam!

Author's Response: I shall endeavour to make Michael more creepy 🤣🤣

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: December 11, 2021 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

HA. So much canon being worked in here. And this is a fun use of Creed. This seems like the level of blatant thievery we can expect from him.

Ah, Jim. Seems like your time in the friend zone is going to be pretty brief.

This dialogue is hilariously awful. Very appropriate.

Hmmmm. Roy being home so early feels like a red flag. He is exactly the kind of guy who would get fired, pretend he wasn't and still insist it was his fiancée's job to care for him after being at work all day.

Author's Response:

I'm trying my best to get as much canon in as possible without it being shoved in, so hopefully its coming across as being used appropriately!! I was trying to work in eating a pony sandwich while Pam had her head in the fridge, but just couldn't do it!! 

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: December 13, 2021 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Dear Lorde this Roy is an asshole. Pam might be doing him a favor by drop-kicking him here, because he's clearly got an immense amount of growing up to do and he's clearly not going to unless he has zero other choice.

Of course Kelly is a big believer in the life-changing power of makeovers. And really, more power to her.

"but the sets I have been on are super slick and everyone just works super long and hard to get it all done." Oh, Jim. You set her up for that.

" There had been one time at her first art show in high school where he'd come along and called her art ‘the prettiest art of all the art'. That was the night she'd lost her virginity to him. He'd never come to another art show after that." Ugh. Roy. Why did you not dump this guy nine years ago???

You've continued to do a really good job making comic use of canon details here!

Author's Response:

I think I may have over orver projected my hatred of Roy here 🤣🤣 

And thank you! There’s a lot going into these canon callbacks with rewatching and looking at scripts to get them spot on, so glad you’re enjoying them!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: December 14, 2021 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Roy's big tactical error becoming clear. Without his constant badgering she has time to think. And Pam reflecting on their relationship is NOT going to do anything for its longevity.

I kinda like that the studio has an appropriate skeezy version of the roof to go along with its somewhat skeezy purpose. Kind of a nice metaphor for their relationship - instead of starting in an ordinary place, it's starting in a place you wouldn't expect them to find love. Very cute.

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: December 18, 2021 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Well there's a Fancy New Beesly in action! Love that she's made the decision and is just taking charge, doing what it takes to follow through and trying to think critically about the life she really wants.

Also think this is an important note here about her and Roy's relationship - it's not so much that it's always been miserable so much as they just stopped growing together relatively early on.

LOVE the note about Jim's father fleeing two states away. Ha. Like father like son!

TEAPOT SIGHTING.

Author's Response: So glad you liked the bit about his dad! And definitely wanted to show there was a reason to be with Roy, just there isn’t one now. Thank you as always for reviewing!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: December 19, 2021 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

"So that's it huh? I never even got a say? You're just done? What about what I want?" - This response to hearing about the ring is *peak* Roy. He is just wonderfully obnoxious about in his total lack of comprehension of what's going on and his demands on Pam. Couldn't have done more here to reassure Pam she made the right decision.

So we've got a footloose and fancy-free Pam, a teapot-armed Jim... I wonder what happens next? ;) Can't wait to see it!

Author's Response: You’ll have to wait and see! Hopefully the next chapter won’t be too far away but I’ve hurt my neck and finding it very hard to write, so there might be a short delay!

Author's Response: You’ll have to wait and see! Hopefully the next chapter won’t be too far away but I’ve hurt my neck and finding it very hard to write, so there might be a short delay!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: December 23, 2021 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

I'll never be able to think of poor Phil Shea the same way again. This was a very good use of the porn set for comic value here.

I thought you did well finding the balance between Pam’s utter mortification and her growing curiosity/willingness to explore in this chapter, too!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! Glad the balance has come across here. I wanted to set Pam off on a little path here. And yes, poor Phil Shea. That man is a treasure in any setting. 

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: December 23, 2021 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

As usual, a really good reworking of canon moments here, and I always love seeing the mini-golf date. The idea that Pam kinda hustled him and that sparked his cheating with the scorecard is hilarious, and the banter here is great.

But honestly, this chapter is all about Pam's dildo prank. Genius.

Author's Response: Hahah! I’m glad you thought so. I had a lot of fun with this chapter, I’m glad you did too!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: December 27, 2021 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

I love love-addled, mind-fried Jim here!

Author's Response: Oh yay! I’m glad!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: December 30, 2021 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

Awww, Betsy. You're sweet, but that's going to get old for Jim fast.

Oh. Oh no. OH NO. Poor Jim. This is an even worse workplace than canon to be jinxed. Oh, I am laughing but also dying of the awkwardness.

Author's Response: Haha glad you’re laughing!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: January 09, 2022 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

Lol. A lot of good canon moments mixed into this one, AND a solid John Krasinski reference with the football movie. Glad to see these two aren't falling into the trap of getting too easily disheartened either. Good forward movement!

Author's Response: Ah glad you got that reference :) Thanks for the review as always!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: January 14, 2022 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

Roy asking Pam to make him dinner *after they've broken up* is just peak Roy.

A *very* funny chapter. Deliciously awkward.

Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed this one!!

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: January 17, 2022 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Ooooooof. And things were going so well! Friggin' Roy.

Author's Response: Exactly. Friggin’ Roy.

Reviewer: darjeelingandcoke Signed
Date: January 25, 2022 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

Awwwww. Turns out moving back home was exactly what Jim needed on all sorts of levels!

Pam's quick thinking with the movie title was great. And LOL at the John Krasinski references here.

Author's Response: Hehe glad you liked those bits!!