Summary: Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.
A Dunder Mifflin Valentine's story, as told by none other than Cupid himself.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 16487 Read Count: 9501 ePub Downloads: 0
Penname: emxgoldstars Real name: Emily
Member Since: January 25, 2019
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Hi there! My name is Emily and I'm a late bloomer to The Office. Found the show in 2018 after being shown it by my now step-niece, and my now husband's persistence in watching it. Jam caught my eye right away.
I'm a special education teacher, and a HUGE music fanatic.
Married my Jim on 04.16.2021.
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[Report This] Published: January 31, 2022 Updated: March 01, 2022
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Date: February 01, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Kevin Malone
1 Date: February 01, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: Kevin Malone
Aw, WW! I loved this!! Poor Kevin never catches a break in the game of love, and I loved hearing Cupid's reasoning behind this.
"...she felt as if they should just be friends. I hate that phrase." I loved this, don't we ALL hate the friend zone?
Great job, WW! Excited to read more!
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Date: February 02, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: Meredith Palmer
1 Date: February 02, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: Meredith Palmer
Aw, poor Meredith! PPD that lead to drinking, and her husband left with their daughter! Ugh, ouch...
Loved this chapter!
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Date: February 06, 2022 Title: Chapter 4: Oscar Martinez
1 Date: February 06, 2022 Title: Chapter 4: Oscar Martinez
I love his brother’s response, lol!
Aw, I wish Eric would have worked out for Oscar, that sounded sweet and it would have been nice if he had his partner hidden while working at DM (not like he didn’t already with Gil)
“ Two people may have received it due to their workplace proximity. But I'll get to that later.” Please do, I can’t WAIT to hear that story!
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Date: February 06, 2022 Title: Chapter 5: Creed Bratton
1 Date: February 06, 2022 Title: Chapter 5: Creed Bratton
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES 😂😂😂
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Date: February 06, 2022 Title: Chapter 6: Phyllis Lapin Vance
Date: February 06, 2022 Title: Chapter 6: Phyllis Lapin Vance
“…years later they are still finding a plethora of ways to disgust those around them…” I mean, isn’t that the goal?
Lol bring on the PDA 😂 Does that mean Michael’s next?!
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Date: February 06, 2022 Title: Chapter 7: Stanley Hudson
Date: February 06, 2022 Title: Chapter 7: Stanley Hudson
Stanley is a mess. Cupid really had his work cut out for him.
"...but thanks to the wildcard that is Michael Gary Scott, Teri most definitely found out." - At least Cupid acknowledges that Michael meddles in his work!
I loved this!
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Date: February 07, 2022 Title: Chapter 8: Ryan Howard
Date: February 07, 2022 Title: Chapter 8: Ryan Howard
Lol, Cupid being drunk on Feb. 13 and bringing Ryan and Kelly makes the MOST sense.
Also, their hatred of Ryan's hair is hilarious!!
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Date: February 13, 2022 Title: Chapter 9: Kelly Kapoor
Date: February 13, 2022 Title: Chapter 9: Kelly Kapoor
Ugh, poor Cupid. Kelly must be his biggest failure story!
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Date: February 13, 2022 Title: Chapter 10: Andy Bernard
Date: February 13, 2022 Title: Chapter 10: Andy Bernard
"Just know that it was frowned upon due to the ages of the parties involved. Also, I had nothing to do with it. That was all Andy." Thank god. That poor child.
"Erin dated…sigh...Gabe." Ah yes, that collective sigh we all felt when that happened.
"And I don't want to talk about it anymore." POOR CUPID! Ugh, goddammit Andy!
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Date: February 17, 2022 Title: Chapter 11: Angela Martin
Date: February 17, 2022 Title: Chapter 11: Angela Martin
I shouldn’t be reading this at work on my lunch break, but here we are.
UGH. THESE TWO FOR SEASONS REALLY *WERE* WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. UGH.
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Date: February 17, 2022 Title: Chapter 11: Angela Martin
Date: February 17, 2022 Title: Chapter 11: Angela Martin
I shouldn’t be reading this at work on my lunch break, but here we are.
UGH. THESE TWO FOR SEASONS REALLY *WERE* WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS. UGH.
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Date: February 17, 2022 Title: Chapter 12: Dwight Schrute
Date: February 17, 2022 Title: Chapter 12: Dwight Schrute
Oh Dwight….
Klingon club with Trevor and Mose, that’s funny 😏😂
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Date: February 18, 2022 Title: Chapter 13: Michael Scott
Date: February 18, 2022 Title: Chapter 13: Michael Scott
CAN'T FORGET ABOUT RYAN, I'M DECEASED.
Aw, Michael's really gone through it with relationships, and I'm happy Cupid was lowkey meddling with Holly in Nashua
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: terrace
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 72331 Read Count: 15138 ePub Downloads: 3
“He wants to get over Pam. He wants to, badly. The only thing he wants more is to be with her, and that isn’t going to happen.”
My (canon-compliant) take on Pam and Jim's journey through Season 3, beginning with "The Merger." Includes flashbacks.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: terrace
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 72331 Read Count: 15138 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 24, 2022 Updated: April 11, 2022
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Date: February 24, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: "That was what today was supposed to be. The loving union between people."
1 Date: February 24, 2022 Title: Chapter 1: "That was what today was supposed to be. The loving union between people."
You know my thoughts on this already, so I will state the obvious: AAAAAAH YOU POSTED IT!!
Ugh, I’m ready for this to break me into a million pieces. I absolutely love how you break this into multiple POVs of the same episode, same day.
This is brilliant, you’re brilliant d84;a039;
Ugh, YES!
Author's Response: Thanks, girl! xo
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Date: February 28, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: "You're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart."
1 Date: February 28, 2022 Title: Chapter 2: "You're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart."
You know me and my love for independent Pam in season 3 where she does everything that she couldn’t when she was with Roy…
I love the insight to her new, single life!!
BUT OUCH THE MEETING OF KAREN THOUGH 😭😭😭 Ugh ouches…
Still, TD, keep amazing us with this fic please
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Date: March 03, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: "There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown."
1 Date: March 03, 2022 Title: Chapter 3: "There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown."
TINY.DUNDIE. THE GRIEVING PROCESS?! REALLY?! YOU'RE GONNA HIT US WITH FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF OF PAM AND JIM'S FRIENDSHIP?! OUCH!!!!!
Oh my god, this was utterly brilliant. If you keep this up, I'm gonna be a broken mess on the floor (but please keep doing this).
I also can't wait to hear more about Karen's holidays and her family's disdain of her moving
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Date: March 11, 2022 Title: Chapter 4: "Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground."
1 Date: March 11, 2022 Title: Chapter 4: "Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground."
Oh Jim, you will *never* get over pranking.
And of course, you'll never get over that addiction to Pam.
UGH TD, THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL. I have an addiction to your writing. Sorry, not sorry.
Author's Response: Thanks, lady!
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Date: March 11, 2022 Title: Chapter 5: "Secret secrets are no fun. Secret secrets hurt someone."
1 Date: March 11, 2022 Title: Chapter 5: "Secret secrets are no fun. Secret secrets hurt someone."
THE DAMN LOTR REFERENCE, TD.
THAT. DAMN. REFERENCE.
Goddammit, Jim. You *had* to spoil that one, sacred thing you and Pam shared to Karen? Ugh...
THANK YOU for Jim responding to Pam's text at Diwali. I've always been under the assumption that he never responded, but part of me believed he totally would have. I'm happy he did!
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Date: March 21, 2022 Title: Chapter 6: "I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle"
Date: March 21, 2022 Title: Chapter 6: "I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle"
I will start off with something that I have mentioned numerous times before: I hate Jewel. I hate her voice, that fucking song, the fact that I had to hear her sing over and over again on a CD at my previous job. Therefore, I will never like that *that* was Pam and Roy’s song.
Now that that’s out of the way…
TD MY HEART!!! Ugh, I wish I could just shake Pam and be like “GIRL DON’T LEAVE WITH ROY. PLEASE DON’T!” Poor Jim, to have to witness her make that choice a SECOND TIME?!
I also really LOVED how you handled his DUI and everything. It was beautiful.
And that flashback to the convention OUCH MY HEART.
BEAUTIFUL, TD! I loved this!
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Date: March 21, 2022 Title: Chapter 7: "I have no future here."
Date: March 21, 2022 Title: Chapter 7: "I have no future here."
You broke me, girl. You literally broke me. I’m speechless… this CAR SCENE.
Ugh, I felt for Pam earlier when Jim lowkey just snapped on her, but I know it was needed. UGH JUST THIS FUCKING CAR SCENE.
TD, TINYDUNDIE, OUCH TIMES A THOUSAND GIRL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Date: April 01, 2022 Title: Chapter 9: "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em"
Date: April 01, 2022 Title: Chapter 9: "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em"
FUCKING. HELL.
You gave us A TRUE, FANCY NEW BEESLY. ONE WHO DOESN'T NEED JIM AND WANTS HIS HAPPINESS. OUCH, TD. I'M LITERALLY HURT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.
I need to go cry again, brb...
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Date: April 01, 2022 Title: Chapter 8: "All it really means is that we're friends."
Date: April 01, 2022 Title: Chapter 8: "All it really means is that we're friends."
TD, quit hammering nails into my coffin.
But please don't, this was beautiful. The piece with the note tying in with terrace... THE WHOLE ENDING WITH KIDS.
excuse me as I go and cry
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Date: April 12, 2022 Title: Chapter 11: "A real relationship can't be forced. It should just come about effortless...ledly."
Date: April 12, 2022 Title: Chapter 11: "A real relationship can't be forced. It should just come about effortless...ledly."
It’s not a simple feat to make me feel bad for Karen. This girl follows this man’s words to go with him to Scranton, begins a relationship with him, and stays after realizing his heart isn’t in it and he’s in love with someone else. Why would I feel bad for her, when she did this to herself?
But you, ma’am… you made me feel bad for Karen. This poor girl put her everything into this skinny relationship that was destined to fail, HOPEFUL that the people around her were wrong and she was doing the right thing… for it to be true. Ugh…
At least her HEA is on the horizon!
GREAT chapter, TD!
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Date: April 12, 2022 Title: Chapter 12: "When two people find each other, what should stand in their way?"
Date: April 12, 2022 Title: Chapter 12: "When two people find each other, what should stand in their way?"
Huh, that fangirling camera operator shares her name with me… what a coincidence…
TD. What a PERFECT way to end this fic!! Ugh my fluffy and steamy heart!!
THE PENDANT. UGH. You and I both have this thing for Jim giving Pam butterflies and writing about it, huh? 😂
I’m SO sad this fic is over, but it ended so BEAUTIFULLY! 🥰🥰
Author's Response:
You know that camera operator is 100% you.
Thanks as always for your feedback and being such an awesome source of support! xo
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Date: April 12, 2022 Title: Chapter 10: "What is love anyway? Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules."
Date: April 12, 2022 Title: Chapter 10: "What is love anyway? Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules."
Chapter 10 calls for REVIEW #100!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
JIM. MY HEART. NEEDING TO LEAVE THE INTERVIEW AFTER SEEING THE MEDAL 😭😭😭😭
PAM’S EYES. HIS CHILDREN WITH PAM’S EYES AGAIN, I’M DEAD.
THE FLASHBACK. SOMEONE CALL 911!!
AAAAAAAAAAH TD IM LITERALLY DECEASED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭