Penname: bloomsgirl Real name: Erin Halpert
Member Since: September 16, 2006

Bio:
Okay, this is, like, the 3rd time I've changed this. I'm 15, I live in Canada, I love The Office (D'uh), Orlando Bloom and John Krasinski are probably the sexiest guys on the planet (in that order), chocolate is the best food ever (yes, it is a food), and I write really, really crappy fanfic (LOL). I actually have a notebook full of crappy, unfinished stories, so...If thats all you need to know, then I'm done. :P
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Favorite Stories
Still Life by more_awake Rated: K+ [Reviews - 66] 32
Summary: Past Featured StoryCecelia is just shy of five months old when your brain finally makes the connection. ... Jim and Pam have another little accident. (now complete)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Challenges: 2nd Halpert Baby
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15566 Read Count: 24287 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2010 Updated: December 05, 2011
We Must Prevail by Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 4
Summary: You know, I cleaned up our daughter for like an hour at four a.m. this morning - Jim. Pre Episode 7.18
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1770 Read Count: 2499 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2011 Updated: February 25, 2011
Baby Talk by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 438] 122
Summary:

More Jim and Pam and their adventures in raising baby Jill!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 204943 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: March 03, 2010
Baby It's Cold Outside by jazzfan Rated: M [Reviews - 69] 36
Summary: Past Featured StoryA snowstorm hits Scranton in February 2010. Someone had to go there, so I did.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15127 Read Count: 9775 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2010 Updated: March 01, 2010
New York by yanana Rated: M [Reviews - 57] 34
Summary: Past Featured StorySeason two angst? Yes, please! A retake on "Boys and Girls" from season two, had no cameras been present. So, spoilers for that, obviously.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24348 Read Count: 20709 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2010 Updated: February 09, 2010
Well I Wish You Would by flowersformybrain Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 5
Summary: I know, I know, it's familiar territory. Another First Date, Post-The Job fic. Note: Jim finally comes back. And sorry, angst-less.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1479 Read Count: 2681 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 16, 2010 Updated: January 17, 2010
Fine by LoveFool Rated: MA [Reviews - 70] 34
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are faced with the uncertainty of a future at Dunder-Mifflin. This is about the problems this might occur for our favorite newlyweds under these circumstances. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Inner Monologue, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13878 Read Count: 18760 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2009 Updated: January 05, 2010
Under the Mistletoe (We Wish To Be) by pamelamorganhalpert Rated: K [Reviews - 16] 3
Summary: A collection of moments Pam and Jim share during the Christmas holiday, through all the angst and awkwardness, and finally happiness, they always make time to wish each other Yuletide greetings. One chapter for every year Jim and Pam have known each other with two parts: a scene together and an inner monologue independently.

Co-written my Deedldee and pamelamorganhalpert.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12827 Read Count: 14022 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2009 Updated: January 04, 2010
"It's Too Soon" by FlonkertonChamp Rated: T [Reviews - 67] 28
Summary: Pam is 32 weeks pregnant... and goes into labor. She and Jim are thrown into the most frightening experience of their lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Daddy Jim, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: J.D. & Mollie
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15744 Read Count: 86258 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2009 Updated: November 30, 2009
55 Words on Baby Naming by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 1
Summary: Just a few baby name ideas
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66 Read Count: 2223 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 11, 2009 Updated: November 11, 2009
Us by bashert Rated: K+ [Reviews - 14] 6
Summary: Past Featured Story"She knows that she’s supposed to sleep when the baby sleeps, but she can’t help but sit and study tiny little fingernails, and the way her nose wrinkles up when she’s about to cry, and memorize the lines of her face."


Pure baby fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1056 Read Count: 3409 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2009 Updated: November 09, 2009
Closing His Eyes as the Doggies Retire by roundin3rd Rated: K [Reviews - 12] 5
Summary: Jim tends to someone early in the morning.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 825 Read Count: 2821 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2009 Updated: November 09, 2009
Forever by Sarah Kiacomesin Rated: T [Reviews - 22] 16
Summary: I must say that I was a little disappointed by the lack of JAM in the wedding episode. But after watching it over and over and over and... well you get the point, I thought it was absolutely perfect. I just wanted to add in a few little extra nuggets of goodness. Spoilers for Niagara.

Also, the title is from my new favorite song that makes me smile from ear to ear whenever I hear it now!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6085 Read Count: 13810 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2009 Updated: November 02, 2009
Snapshots by xoxoxo Rated: M [Reviews - 24] 27
Summary:

Pam takes a walk down memory lane, bringing Jim with her.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4284 Read Count: 5055 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2009 Updated: October 21, 2009
Boot Scootin' Boogie by Sarah Kiacomesin Rated: K [Reviews - 23] 15
Summary: Someone posted a challenge a while back about how we find out that Pam is a dorky dancer. This is that story.

***I have had a second wind for this story and have updated and redone chapters 2 and 3. I am working on the last chapter now and should have it up tomorrow.***
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Travel
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3602 Read Count: 9433 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2009 Updated: October 21, 2009
The Most Boring Honeymoon Ever by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 120] 54
Summary: Pam and Jim's Low-Adventure Honeymoon Extravaganza.  Spoilers through Niagara.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10947 Read Count: 31221 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2009 Updated: October 20, 2009
You Are Not Fat by Lexiconiful Rated: M [Reviews - 5] 5
Summary: Jim helps Pam out with some of her insecurities about her changing body.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1838 Read Count: 4537 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2009 Updated: October 19, 2009
Driving Lessons by callisto Rated: M [Reviews - 20] 19
Summary: “Do you remember how long it took you to teach me to drive a stick?”
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3520 Read Count: 4996 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2009 Updated: October 19, 2009
What I Like About You by kells8995 Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 9
Summary: Little things that Jim and Pam learn about one another over the course of their relationship. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1071 Read Count: 2140 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2009 Updated: October 18, 2009
Receptive by downtown Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 8
Summary: At her wedding reception, Pam reaches her breaking point. Oneshot.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1398 Read Count: 3359 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2009 Updated: October 14, 2009
Clutch, Gear, and Gas by Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 8
Summary: Pam teaching Jim how to drive a stick shift
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1359 Read Count: 2555 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2009 Updated: October 13, 2009
You're My Light by ElviraVampira Rated: K+ [Reviews - 8] 5
Summary: Jim and Pam have a small moment.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1328 Read Count: 2379 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2009 Updated: October 13, 2009
Five Things You Don't Know (or maybe you do) by live-love-laugh-FLOSS Rated: T [Reviews - 30] 19
Summary: Everyone has secrets, stories, quirks, memories. Here are five.
Categories: Other, Present, Past
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5562 Read Count: 17410 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2009 Updated: October 12, 2009
Stairwell Confessions by malaz85 Rated: K [Reviews - 21] 11
Summary: The aftermath of "Goodbye, Toby". Jim and Pam share some important moments together in the stairwell.

*NEW* Epilogue added!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3570 Read Count: 14940 ePub Downloads: 2

[Report This] Published: May 17, 2008 Updated: June 02, 2008
The Paper Bride by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 181] 145
Summary: Past Featured StoryAn Office-based parody of The Princess Bride.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11456 Read Count: 28269 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2006 Updated: October 14, 2006
Comments: This has to be the coolest story ever. I love The Princess Bride, and I love The Paper Bride. LOL