Penname: mcmuffins Real name:
Member Since: August 21, 2006

Bio:

[Report This]
Reviews by mcmuffins
Five Firsts by sharky Rated: K+ [Reviews - 18] 7
Summary: Now that Jim and Pam are dating, there's a first time for lots of things.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2961 Read Count: 3943 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Five Firsts

aw! fluffy as clouds, and don't I love you for it!  (I do.)

Author's Response: Glad you do!

Summary: Past Featured Story

She had to finish this conversation now that she’d started it. Pam finally speaks up. No spoilers; takes place sometime after Product Recall, season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1022 Read Count: 3665 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: May 03, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

woo! Yay!  Really well done :)


Author's Response: Thank you so much! "Woo" is a great compliment!

Summary:

Work was a lot more fun a year ago. Set mid-season three with the very vaguest of season three spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1359 Read Count: 2819 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: May 03, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is GREAT!  And exactly how I feel at this moment... Though thankfully, it's 4:02, so I have an advantage on Pam there.  But what I'm trying to say is that this is witty with a dollop of angst, just like the show :)  There are so many great touches that it's hard to pick out one, but the google searches are priceless, her plans to rile Angela, and the fantasy getaways.  Oh, and making it through Michael's forwards... I hope Pam DOES spring free one of these days!

Summary: Maximus had his turn. Now it's time for a reply. This won't make sense unless you've read the fabulous Talking head by time4moxie.
Categories: Other
Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 789 Read Count: 2661 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You know what kind of monologue this is.

OH. mygod. OHMYGOD!  omg.  hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha.  You're killing me!  How do you DO this?  Freakin' hilarious!  You BROKE my BRAIN! 


Author's Response:

<sombrero snort>

Thank you!    

Summary: Michael's having the next quarter camaraderie event, and Jim enlists Pam's help on a... personal matter.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8422 Read Count: 12989 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Mr. Howard in the billiard room with the lead pipe

Ryan IS the man-whore of fanfic!  I think Jim's gone a little nutso... Are they really sleeping together?  Is there no one to sleep with in Scranton besides Dunder-Mifflinites?

Summary: Drabble: FNB couldn't let this one lie. (Spoilers for Women's Appreciation.)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 109 Read Count: 4970 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 06, 2007 Updated: May 06, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee!  So do I  :) Great little moment!

Summary: Andy struck out with Pam, so Drew gives it a shot. Written for Nothing Hip; this week's prompt is "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield, which is also where the title came from.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Jim/Other, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 896 Read Count: 2549 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 06, 2007 Updated: May 06, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Poor Andy!  And wow - I love that moment of insight and ingenuousness that you gave him.  Maybe Pam SHOULD go out with him once... At least she'd have another memory with a party and sombreros.  Great job!

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Pam Who? by Alex Wert Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 2
Summary:

In which Alex Wert attempts to generate hate mail and death threats. Karen wins. Pam loses. Jim is happy.


Categories: Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1162 Read Count: 3396 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

well, I didn't think Pam had to die at the end, but hey, I like seeing Jim happy.  And the way you write Karen, she seems like a cool wife.  How far in the future is it set?  And did Jim ever come back to Scranton?  Just wondering...

Author's Response:

Pam didn't have to die, but I like to push the boundaries.  Hell, I've written murder/suicide in this fandom, though I didn't post it here because I didn't like the way it turned out.

I like to keep things ambiguous.  Grey area is the single biggest tool at our disposal in writing.  Let the audience fill in the missing pieces as they'd like to.  (What this means is that I have no idea when or where this is set or where anything fits in the grand scheme of things apart from Jim and Karen being happily married).

Summary: Pam's thoughts immediately following her speech at the end of Beach Games

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 553 Read Count: 2653 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2007 Updated: May 11, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The sounds of crickets and mosquitos and maybe frogs.....

So nice, and so real.  And then there's this: There was no where to go but up from now on, no matter what happened. She could even stop blaming herself if nothing changed between them. And maybe someday, with or without him, all the hurting would stop as well.  Unfortunately, I think things can actually get worse, but also, I know that yes, there is another side for her, because there has to be!  With or without Jim, for sure :)  

Author's Response:

Thanks for the review, mcmuffins!  I know, things could get worse - but I'm hoping her new strength sticks around enough to make it bearable for her....she deserves it!

 

Bad/Fic by Maybe Once Rated: MA [Reviews - 16] 2
Summary: Is all slash bad writing?   I think not.   But, this particular slash sure as heck is.  
Categories: Other
Characters: Other
Genres: Parody, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1003 Read Count: 2209 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  OMG, so hilarious!  My compliments to you and your apparently very, very funny beta... Oh, you rocked my world today :)  By the way, Cupid's Toothpaste?  Man chowder?  Oh good lord - you slay me!

Author's Response: Once you come up with a list of gross sexual terms, it just writes itself. 

Summary:

When true love goes a little too far... bad!fic for the truly twisted Jam fan in all of us.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3628 Read Count: 21357 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2007 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Booze Cruise

hahahahahahahahaha!  OMG, It was really a shame the twins were both boys and It was kind of amazing that he had so many hands?!?!?!?!?! Bwah hahahahahaha.


Author's Response: Poor little Pam Anderson. I wonder if he'll look anything like Pamela Anderson... now that's a scary thought!

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Back from Vacation

Still SO so so hilarious!  Ah, fair Azlynn, I thank thee for the laughter thou hast inspired.

Author's Response:

This is Azlynn: Thanks! That's so sweet of you! I'm glad you think I'm so pretty and sweet and beautiful. Because I am. For sure. Anyway, I'm gonna go make out with Jim now.

This is Azlin: Shuuuut it, Azlynn! You're annoying the nice reviewers.

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Beach Games

Once again, if this is the loony bin, sign me up!  And OY am I on pins and needles for tonight!  This certainly helps, and cracked me up completely!

Author's Response: Cool! Par-tay in the loony bin. Invite all your friends because this place is gonna be hotter than Hotel Hell. I couldn't work out a deal on flaming sheets though, so we've just got the regular ones.

Summary: A different kind of post-"Beach Games" one-shot.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Poetry, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 331 Read Count: 3979 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oh...sigh.  Beautiful!  Just beautiful.  The images of the moon are stunning, and I love the last line.

Author's Response: Thanks so much!

Summary: This was inspired by some chat on the TWOP boards. It's awful and weird but here it is....written in about 15 minutes during a study break and totally un-betaed.
Categories: Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 530 Read Count: 2268 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  So THAT'S why we have so many other terms for this stuff!  Tachycardic and diaphoretic? God, I love it.  I don't know what half of this means, but it's brilliant.  Brilliant!

Stolen by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 169] 62
Summary:

Inspired by the finale and the seasons that preceeded it.  Enough said.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21030 Read Count: 69236 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: We watch the season pull up its own stake

Aw!!!!  LOVE!!!! Sigh :)  Thanks for the smile.  And great last line!

Author's Response:

Thank you!  And that last line...totally inspired by John Krasinski.  (Seriously - his hotness aside, hee - that man convey so much with just a look, doesn't he?   Amazing...)

Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: And from the ballroom floor we are in celebration / One good stretch before our hibernation

Oh, SIGH.  Sweet sweet FDF!  So glad to see them being honest with each other!!!


Author's Response:

Amen to the honesty, sister!  Hopefully we'll see more of that next season (and lots of dates....).

Thanks for reviewing!

Summary: Jim calls Karen after his interview. Spoilers for "The Job" (season 3 finale).
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 638 Read Count: 4868 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2007 Updated: May 18, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I can't just leave you here

Yeah, I like this version.  There are SO many ways things could have happened, and like Jim's trip to Australia, we may NEVER know.  But this was great :)

Author's Response:

It wouldn't bother me to never know, honestly. But it bothered me that so many people were vilifiying him for something that it isn't clear he actually did. Thank you so much!

Summary:

This is about Angela and her thoughts during Beach Day


Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Angela
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2165 Read Count: 2030 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 19, 2007 Updated: May 19, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Campfire

Wow.  I LOVE this.  What amazing depth you've given her!  This is incredible insight, and I guess it goes from that old saying that if a child is judged, she learns intolerance.  Or something like that.  And some great moments of humor!  I can't quote them ALL back, but I do love He would fight Satan for her. He would lose, but he would fight for her.

 

Also, I think it's amazing the way you show Angela blaming herself for things that are so beyond her control, or have nothing to do with her.  It really shows what happens when you try to be in control of everything!

 

Anyway, heart breaking, but so worth the ride :) 

Summary: Our Dynamic Duo runs into a pair of "Lovebirds". The question is: Will Jim save the Cheerleader?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Katy, Roy
Genres: Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2573 Read Count: 2635 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: May 21, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: ChromaGirl and her sidekick, BeigeMan

bwah hahahahahahahahahahaha!  It's the ever hilarious Muggins!  Oh, you slay me - do I say that every time I review something of yours?  Well, I hope it bears repeating.  Ok, laughed out loud at this: Get me some Jamoca Fudge and I’ll show you how Superheroines remove their indestructible panties.”

Author's Response: mcmuffins, I'll answer for Muggins, since she's away from a computer for a bit.  I'm sure she would thank you for your review.  That Jamoca Fudge line was all Muggins.  - Kev.

Rubicon by kasuchi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 1
Summary: The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt.

Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2395 Read Count: 1995 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 22, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Rubicon

Oh!  Just...oh!  There were so many times that you hit me in the grief bone, in such a good way, but THIS????? He is Caesar, but he has lost the war.

 That did me in, but in such a good way.  I may cry.  I blame you.  This is beautiful and amazing.



Author's Response:

Don't cry! ;___; You'll make me cry, and then where will we be?!

 Thank you so much; you really did just make my night.

Sfumato by kasuchi Rated: K+ [Reviews - 8] 5
Summary: Art is a lie that makes us realize truth. [Spoilers for The Merger. Not that they're really spoilers anymore...]
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3388 Read Count: 1952 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 22, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Sfumato

Oh.  Beautiful.  I kept thinking... I feel like I've read this before, and then I saw your note.  So glad I'm not [completely] crazy!  Anyway, I want to see Pam's chalk drawing, and I DEFINITELY want to see the bush shaped like Babar!  Sigh.  This is lovely, did I mention that?

Author's Response:

Bushes shaped like Babar would be win. Seriously.

Yeah. I didn't get an account here until mid-May, so I couldn't post here. I know I've been recommended, though, by other members of the site. I figured it was time I joined the madness, as it were. :D 



Author's Response: And, of course, thank you so much for your kind words. ♥

Summary:

Jim's first barbeque was a success and so he decides to have another. Someone breaks into the liquor cabinet and things... take interesting turns.

Jim/Pam smut with a pretty hefty (for me) plot, but LOTS OF DRINKING! Which is always fun.

FINISHED!!!


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark, Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7745 Read Count: 30761 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: you need a strength most don't possess

WHOA.  Dude, you get me like this EVERY TIME you write something!  Too bad I'm at work... this is great, and very plotty, it's true!  Can't wait to see what happens next!

Good thing by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 24] 16
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim is nervous about their first date. Spoilers through "The Job".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 256 Read Count: 5294 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 23, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

As Martha Stewart would say, THIS is a good thing.  A very good thing!  

Author's Response: Oh, thank you! Glad you liked.

Summary: A First Date story, post The Job (contains spoilers if you haven't seen it yet). NOT part of my regular AU stuff -- a different AU all together! ;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6535 Read Count: 20744 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 23, 2007 Updated: May 28, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Bad Dates Start Like This...

This awkwardness = love.  Hand holding = love.  So much to squee about!  :)

Author's Response: hehehe, thanks mcmuffins. Hopefully you'll be squeeing just as much in the next chapter! Thanks for the review!