Penname: EmilyHalpert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

Bio:

Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.

I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.

I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.


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Reviews by EmilyHalpert
Summary: "Now she's in a closet, and he's in hot water with the new boss, and the worst part is there's a new girl in Pam's chair, and Pam keeps calling and crying a little on the phone and he can't fix any of it."


Jim's point of view during "The Michael Scott Paper Company."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 974 Read Count: 2429 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2009 Updated: April 14, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: When I'm lost I look at a picture of you

Aww. Sweet. Really sweet.:D

Summary: Jim has some thoughts about his current predicament.

Spoilers up to "Michael Scott Paper Company."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3110 Read Count: 2954 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2009 Updated: April 15, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I don't know when to hang on and when to let go...

I am glad that, although it feels weird when I realize that Pam isn't in the office, its not as bad as it was when Jim was in Stamford or Pam was at art school. Then I felt it every painful second of the episode.

Oh, anyways, I loved this. It seems to fit wonderfully with the episode, and gives so much backstory (current-story?) to Jim, and even gets Charles' voice down.

Well done!

Author's Response: Thank you, Emily. I\'m glad that you enjoyed this little peek at Jim\'s inner thoughts. I think coming to terms with the fact that Pam has left the office BUT is no longer 100+ miles away from Jim helped me deal with the current storyline better and I wanted to share that viewpoint with all of you. So I\'m happy to hear that you liked this little one-shot, and who knows. Perhaps I\'ll be inspired to take a look at what\'s going through Pam\'s head through all of this...

Summary: angela ticks off her flaws in her head.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Angela, Dwight/Angela, Karen
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 711 Read Count: 1937 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2009 Updated: April 17, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh Angela. I love you.And I would have never suspected an Angela/Karen friendship, but it possibly could have worked. Hmm...

Summary: Pam goes for coffee with the producer of the documentary to sort out her feelings about the last three years. Spoilers for The Job.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2933 Read Count: 1931 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2009 Updated: April 20, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 07, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Cafe Beignet

I love the idea that Pam and the producer are friends. But I'm even more glad that Jim and Pam went on that date.

Summary: A fluffalicious one-shot about Jim and Pam, and a special day in their lives. Spoilers for all five seasons.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: David Wallace, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Michael, Roy
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1600 Read Count: 3203 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2009 Updated: April 21, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Pure unalterated happiness. I'll take it.

My friend got married like 9 months ago. And my favorite picture of her from the wedding (of course I am biased because its one I took), is one of her walking down the aisle. Because of my craptastic photography skills and a dying battery, the edges turned out kind of blurry. But it caught her face in perfect clairty, and just, her smile and happiness is just radiating. And, (really, there is a point to this), it was just then that I realized just how amazing love is, and just the pure happiness that can exist on a wedding day, and made me believe weddings were worth it.

And that's kind of always how I picture Pam looking on her wedding day. Just, that pure happiness I saw in my friend, it can just so easily transfer over to Pam.

/pathetic sap 

Summary: Ten 55 word angsty, wanna-be drabbles (5 from Jim, 5 from Pam) regarding the pain of wanting to be together.

"It's kind of like bashing your head against a brick wall. The first few times hurt, but then the numbness takes over, and you can't feel the pain anymore..."

Spoilers through Beach Games.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 567 Read Count: 2135 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2009 Updated: April 21, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: April 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It was pretty good. I think I would have enjoyed it more if my mom wasn't watching youtube two feet away (that kind of was distracting), but still good. I always like 55 word stories, and just taking it in teeny little chunks as part of a journy is cool.

Angst is always good to remind you how great the fluffy time is.



Author's Response: Haha, I\'m excited that your mom knows what YouTube is - my own mother? She can barely check her e-mail lol. Thanks for the review :)

Desk Love by callisto Rated: T [Reviews - 20] 16
Summary: He’d never have his back to her again.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kevin
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3167 Read Count: 6771 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2009 Updated: April 23, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: just can't get enough

Oh this just makes me happy. They have pictures of each other on their desks even when they sit 10 feet away and there is thought and real love in those pictures and... just giant smile :)

Summary:

A response to the "He was mine first" challenge.  This came to me and demanded to be written.  No betas, so I hope it turned out ok. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Mom, He Was Mine First
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 898 Read Count: 3304 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2009 Updated: April 29, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Visitor

Pam, trust me, I've babysat for over half my life, and I pretty much make a career out of it. But I know that I have absolutely no idea about what to do when that kid is born. So um, I'm just saying, you'd be screwed even if you were the world's best babysitter.

Aww, I've never met a Rachel Halpert in any of the stories, but that fits perfectly.

Anyways, Pam, this story just proves why I like to wait until they are a few months old. Much easier, and much less breakable.

Confessions by iJam Rated: K [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: For the 55 Words challenge. Pam decides to finally be honest. Post-Beach Games.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57 Read Count: 1420 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 06, 2009 Updated: May 06, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Karen never had a chance!

Summary: In a way, she’s surprised but in every other way she saw this coming. Plus, when you see someone most days for ten years, it’s almost more shocking not to see them. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 467 Read Count: 2311 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2009 Updated: May 07, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Although she can’t lie, this is a Roy upgrade.

Wow. So good. I mean, bad because I feel sorry for Pam and the text message that nevercame, but man, I like it.

Summary: Just a little one shot in response to the "Relations" challenge that pretty much wrote itself. This is what happens when my mind has a mind of it's own.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Married
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Relations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 469 Read Count: 1873 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2009 Updated: May 11, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Unbelievable

Haha... great idea, except the idea that Michael is marrying someone with my name made me shiver in horror!

Summary: A short fluff piece about how Pam and Jim almost get married.

Spoilers for Cafe Disco
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3564 Read Count: 2875 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2009 Updated: May 12, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Pink Dress

Is it odd I take pleasure in the fact I wake up 'prettier' than Pam? I mean, in the end product, there's no contest, but I look relatively normal when I first wake up. Problem is I just don't change much after that.

Psst - Pam, you're pregnant. Sorry I just thought of that and it makes me all excited to think she was probably pregnant when this all occured.

So happy. Even if the wedding hasn't quite happened yet.

A Good Day by callisto Rated: T [Reviews - 22] 16
Summary: The best days are often the simplest ones. Fluff, with a couple of backstories.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2761 Read Count: 5106 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2009 Updated: May 13, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: you want the whole story?

Man, my ice skating was never that much fun (well, my person helping me skate was not Jim), and my hammock...well,that was fun, but it was because me and my friend would make up wild stories about how we were lost in the ocean and there were sharks eating us.... I was 8....

But I think the point of that is things are always better with Jim around. or at least more romantic.



Author's Response: Yeah, I always just fell down ice skating. I wish I\'d had a Jim. (Don\'t we all.) Hammocks are awesome, though. And you\'re right-- definitely more romantic. :) Thanks!

Sinatra by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 24] 10
Summary: Big time spoilers through S5 Season Finale. ::sigh::
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1299 Read Count: 3478 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2009 Updated: May 15, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This just makes me deliriously happy again.

Enough to survive the Olympic induced Hiatus and knowing when it returns, the itty bitty fetus will be an itty bitty baby.

Summary: Jim's thoughts about the news in 'Company Picnic, so spoilers for that episode. I know this has already been done way better but it was killing me to not write anything! And ugh, JKras...SO AMAZING.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 371 Read Count: 2538 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2009 Updated: May 16, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like it. Just something simple (even though major), but... yeah. It's this kind of crazy feeling (um,says the person who is no where close to pregnant/knowing anyone pregnant!)

Author's Response: Thanks for the review :) I was just so giddy and couldn't stop smiling about it, I had to write something!

Summary: Pam's thoughts on the news of the baby. Spoiler for the Season Finale! AND I DON'T OWN THE OFFICE OR THE CHARACTERS!!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14288 Read Count: 17854 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2009 Updated: September 08, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Company Picnic

Aww, Leigh is so cute :). This was great. I love that Michael's good with kids... its just adults he really can't get!

Summary: Pam's thoughts on the surprise. SPOILERS for season 5 finale and premier.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 605 Read Count: 3205 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2009 Updated: May 17, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

God. I don't care how many fics I read about it, how many times I watch the scene, or how much time has passed. It never... never fails to make me grin like a stupid idiot thinking about these two having a baby.

Their hearts belong to each other, and to that little little baby growing inside Pam.



Author's Response: O_o i agree. thank you for the review!

Summary: My contribution to the post CP baby fics.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 730 Read Count: 3037 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2009 Updated: May 17, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: December 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This simply makes me happy. :)

Listen by aimzers84 Rated: K [Reviews - 4] 2
Summary: 55 Words about listening
Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1296 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2009 Updated: May 18, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Listen

Simple and sweet, and yes, although its Jim and pam, it really could be almost anyone, and I like fics that are generic and universal like that!

The Igloo by SlumDunder Rated: M [Reviews - 13] 13
Summary: A blackout, a chilly house and Scruffy!Jim. An out-of-season, post Company Picnic one-shot. So spoilers for the SF!
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1516 Read Count: 2508 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2009 Updated: May 18, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: November 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So yeah, I read this a bajillionj months ago. But I always wanted to leave a proper review. Because this deserves it. It's such a sweet little moment (days) between them, and I absolutely love how you can just.... you can just feel the love and happiness and it's just great. Um, there should be something more poetic here, but seriously, I love this!

Drowning by JHalpert Rated: T [Reviews - 7] 7
Summary: A short piece that takes place after the art show in season 3. In response to the "Bubble Bath" challenge. I took a different spin on it, I hope you enjoy!
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Bubble Bath
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 651 Read Count: 2894 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 19, 2009 Updated: May 19, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Pretty cool, I can so see her imagining that. Except I've never gotten that comfortable in a bath. I'm good for like 3 minutes, then I get bored, the water gets cold, and all I can think if "damn, it's going to be a pain to wash my hair."

Author's Response: lol, yeah my Mom falls asleep in the tub all the time, especially when she's stressed or sick...I on the other hand can barely stay in there just like you lol

Summary: Just a quick little ditty that wouldn't leave me until I wrote it down. Spoilers for Company Picnic.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 146 Read Count: 2614 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2009 Updated: May 20, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awwwww.... its so damn cute! its reduced me to a puddle of happiness!

Summary: "They agreed not to tell anyone for a little while, because this was theirs, only theirs, and so few things were just theirs that they wanted to keep this one to themselves."


Okay, I just couldn't resist. Spoilers through the end of season 5.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 863 Read Count: 2787 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2009 Updated: May 20, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: They will see us waving from such great heights

I love that song!

This just captures the delirious happiness I can guess they felt. I'm deliriously happy just thinking about it. And I know they are fictional people, but COME ON. Its friggin amazing!

Jellybean by xoxoxo Rated: K [Reviews - 143] 44
Summary:

Pam writes a letter (or two or three).  We'll see how it goes.

Spoilers for Company Picnic.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11386 Read Count: 33183 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2009 Updated: July 06, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I wasn't supposed to be reading WIPs. But... um, here I am.

Oh, and curious - you only wish they were yours SOMETIMES?

Pam, when your 17 your daughter will not want to hear that story. Not if she's anything like me. Basically, I like just screaming at my mom and then running into my room and not wanting to hear anything rational OR romantic.

Parents don't have sex. Me and my bothers were obviously test tube babies. Seriously. Because if it happened any other way, I'm going to have to blow my brains out.

Oh, it was SO cute, a 3 (or 6, I forget which one) year old today told me, randomly "Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. I'm never going to, and my parents don't do them either!"


Author's Response:

Oh Em.  I am glad you caved.  You reviews always amuse me to no end.

I'd explain some things to you but I don't want you to blow your brains out.

Smart kid. ;)

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: June 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I'd trust Kelly babysitting over Meredith and Creed.

Ya know, we put child safe gate locks on at work. Escept the problem is, they are adult safe, not so much child safe.Kids are able to open them in a snap. However, us adults, we struggle and curse. I have however, found the most awesome door knob covers.



Author's Response: Oh for sure.  Kelly's by no means the worst - but she still wouldn't be their first choice I don't think.