Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: May 17, 2007
Title: Chapter 71: Chapter 71 - The Crack Dealer's Real Estate Agent
Michael and Jan's phone conversation here just killed me. I mean, killed me dead. *Thump. Rats come after corpse*. Everyone needs a famous historical figure as a sidekick.
Author's Response:
Yeah, too bad Mozart's Friend, Butch Cassidy, was too busy to show.
I like the rats come after corpse because it suggests that although you are (technically) dead, you're still aware that small mammalian creatures, akin to BATS, are dragging your lifeless body away.
I can imagine a whole cemetary of corpses chatting. "So, Lester, I was lying in my coffin and I heard a scritch scritch sound and the first thing that popped into my head? It's gotta be those arthworms. But, nope. It was graverobbers. They stole my watch. Now I don't know what time it is."
Hmmm, yeah better end that before people start thinking I'm the weirdo.