Penname: bloody awful poet Real name: kamla
Member Since: February 10, 2007

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9:23 by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 15] 20
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam decides.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Challenges: Rain
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 422 Read Count: 7824 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2006 Updated: July 15, 2006
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Date: February 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh to live in a world where we don't have to worry about the story arc and next season!!  that was a great story

Author's Response:

Thanks, BAP! :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if it wasn't Dwight who found her? Spoilers for Back from Vacation.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2267 Read Count: 22576 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2007 Updated: January 08, 2007
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Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Tears and Rain

oh my!  That was wonderful.  Kelly had me laughing, Andy made my skin crawl and Roy made me cry!!  that was a great story. 

Roses by NeverEnoughJam Rated: K+ [Reviews - 34] 24
Summary: Past Featured StoryThere's a reason Meredith gets drunk on Valentine's Day, and it's not the obvious one. Spoilers through "Phyllis' Wedding".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Meredith
Genres: Holiday, Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1696 Read Count: 3232 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 12, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2007
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Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Roses

what a heartbreaking story.  Im crying my eyes out here!!  I think everyone has had that one person that no matter how much time passes, it will always hurt.  You voiced that perfectly.  thank you so much.

Author's Response: Yeah, and the older you get, the more chance there is that there has been that kind of loss in a life. Which is what makes comedy with older folks more poignant, I think.

Summary: After the death of a fellow co-worker, the rest of the office must carry on with their daily routine. However, when a journal is discovered containing many of their secrets, they all have to confront their secrets and the consequences that go with them.
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14520 Read Count: 32388 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 23, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2007
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Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: The Bitch

oh my goodness!  You decided to stop there?  come on you got to update soon!  This is a great story.

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Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: The Affairs

come on!!!!  your killing me here!

Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129885 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
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Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: They were very important in the movie Titanic

owwwww this is gonna get good isn't it?



Author's Response: I hope you think so :)

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Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time.

oh my goodness....

continue please



Author's Response: Done and done ;)

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Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Well I heard they made out... and had sex.

now, this is a jam story right?

Author's Response: Well... they are both in it, right?

Summary:

 

“I get it now, she’s everything I’m not.” She says as a few tears slip out from beneath her lashes.  His subconscious realizes at this moment that she’s unconsciously mimicking a line from the Royal Tenenbaums, one of their joint favorite films. When he replays this conversation in his mind later, this will break his heart.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7240 Read Count: 35411 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
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Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Trying to Say Goodbye

come on!   I need to read this next chapter!

Summary:

Summary: "He asked that I engage the rest of the men in the office in it as a morale building exercise."

Spoilers through The Negotiation.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8178 Read Count: 10723 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
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Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Distraction

ouch.  please tell me that you are going to let him fix that. 

Reviewer: bloody awful poet Signed
Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Bad Audience

I love this story.  I love the voices.  you have all of them to a tee.  And can I say that Creed is too funny.  you have a gift my friend.

Author's Response: Hey thanks, that's nice of you.

Summary:

 Michael’s leaning forward on his elbows, staring at her across his desk.  “That was definitely heroic and, if I may say so, romantical of you.  Well done.” While he shoots her what is meant to be a congratulatory grin, Pam stares down at the teal glass shards in her laps, still clutching the ice pack, trying desperately to pretend that the tears have stopped.

Post-Cocktails.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14657 Read Count: 13618 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
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Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Somewhere in Between

ahhhhhh!  please please up date.  Hey just email the completed story, forget everyone else, kay?  you know you guys really are killing me with these great stories.  now stop reading and update! 

Summary: Past Featured Story

Anywhere But Here cover

Role Reversal Challenge: It's May 2006. Jim's wedding is approaching and a lovelorn Pam can't take much more. Starts during Casino Night (or an AU version of it).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Role Reversal
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44755 Read Count: 80991 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: February 27, 2018
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Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Where I'm Not Reminded Constantly

ohh you have totally caught me with this one please update soon!

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Date: August 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Of what you used to mean to me

 

 

another great update ...more please

 

Summary:

An inevitable conversation following Beach Games.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10275 Read Count: 39587 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
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Date: May 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Annual Bar-B-Que

"friends don't let friends eat feet"  That is hands down the funniest thing I have read at this site!!   I love this story.  it is a great original way of dealing with this whole mess of Jim/Pam/(and that doggone)Karen. 

Summary: Past Featured Story

Three years have passed since Pam left Scranton for New York, and Jim is still very much on her mind.  Will a work-related trip to Rome, Italy be the catalyst that reunites Pam with Jim once and for all? 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22531 Read Count: 68890 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
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Date: July 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Epilogue (The World Begins Again)

I loved this story because hey, it's a great story but I love that part of it was set in Buffalo.  It was cool to like hear of places that I drive by all the time.  great story. 

Author's Response: I love hearing from all the Buffalo people!  YAY!  Glad to hear you enjoyed the story.  Thanks so much for reading and reviewing.

Summary: While Jim and Pam might be headed towards cutesy togetherness, they’re going to have to deal with more than a few obstacles along the way - aka "jumping the hedges."

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16546 Read Count: 20313 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 28, 2007 Updated: June 17, 2007
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Date: May 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: jump the hedges first

finally!!  a story that gets them out of the frying pan and into the fire.  I have been waiting for a story where Karen doesn't leave.  thank you so much for giving it to me.  It seems like a really good start and I can't wait to see were it goes. 

Reviewer: bloody awful poet Signed
Date: June 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: jump the hedges first

Wow another great chapter but now I'm sorry I wished for this story.  Karen is awful! I can't wait to see where you are going to take out young lovers next. 



Author's Response: thanks so much! believe it or not, the double-cross karen pulled on pam in this story is something out of my own experience... i didn't get fired, but it was still rather unpleasant. now, to figure out what our little pam will do...

Summary:

This is somewhat of a departure from my last few fluffy stories. This one will be kind of dark, so be warned.

Post- The Job. Jim and Pam's new relationship is tested.

Update - finished! Sorry it took so long.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7409 Read Count: 19346 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2007 Updated: August 06, 2007
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Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Peace

great story but now I want to read Harry Potter again!!

Summary:

After being dumped by Jim, Karen tries to take back control of her life... by kidnapping Jim! What nefarious plans does Karen have in store for him? Can Pam rescue Jim before Karen makes him a castrati? Why is Dwight obsessed with semen? All this and more inside! You'd think that maybe it'd be more of a crime drama than anything else, but I'm voting for the anything else.

And how come there's no option for Genres:Twisted? I'd use that.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11277 Read Count: 15821 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2007 Updated: November 14, 2007
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Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Bad Mood Pam

Can I just say that I really enjoy your story and this one is no different.  The story is just so ridiculous!!  You truly make me smile, thanks alot.

Author's Response: My goal is to be the most ridiculous writer here.  My resumé speaks for itself.

Summary: Past Featured Story

He ate Frosted Cheerios and watched ESPN highlights in the living room while she sipped her tea silently in the kitchen, contemplating the ways she could tell him she was leaving.

A Pam POV fic, with vague spoilers through season 2, I suppose.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark, Roy
Genres: Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6647 Read Count: 14512 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
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Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I am so enjoying this story and I'm sorry that I don't review like I should.  but this story is one that I check for updates everyday



Author's Response: Oh, that's okay, I'm glad you're at least enjoying it!

Summary:

What would have happened if Jim had been a little later getting back to the office?


Categories: Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15236 Read Count: 48566 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: January 29, 2008
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Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

It's funny I started reading this story and once you "killed" pam I thought, I"m not reading this!  and I would see the updates and wonder what on earth could they be doing over at "You don't know what you've got"?  pam is dead that's not the greatest  jam story.... but you got me.  I just had to peek at this and i am shocked!  what   great plot twist!!!!

Author's Response: There are 2 things I can promise in any story I write. 1.) Jam will conquer all...even their own stupidity, so no break ups. and 2.) Jim will never ever ever ever ever everyNEVER realize he\'s \"really\" in love with Karen. I don\'t enjoy her. She\'s nice enough, but I\'ve known too many girls who chose to nag or guilt the men they date into being with them when they really should stop dating them. :) Viva La Jam!!

Summary:

Someone is dead in The Office, and everyone is a suspect.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36808 Read Count: 27529 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: August 06, 2007
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Date: August 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 - The Warning

I finally got to bed last night reading this fic and
can I tell you it is great!!  I have *no* idea who the heck did it.  --do you?  can you tell me...please?  And can I say I wake up this morning--new chappy,  bonus!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for your review.  These reviews make me write faster.  They make it seem so important to get to the next chapter and please you.  I'm like a puppy needing strokes, pitiful isn't it?  Anyway, the good thing is the killer reveal is coming up in the next two chapters but not before Pam gets herself in some very dangerous territory.

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Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 - The Discovery

Ahhhh!  

Reviewer: bloody awful poet Signed
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 - The Discovery

ok now that I got that out of my system.  who the heck is that.  I hope for your sake there is a chapter done and waiting for me when I finish this review...  This is a great story!!