Summary:

“Usually we would frown upon people who engage in biochemical warfare and genocide. In Columbus’ case, we gave him his own holiday and threw him a parade. Go figure.”

The title is pretty self-explanatory. The italics are hypothetical talking heads.

Categories: Other, Present, Past
Characters: Oscar
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Completed: Yes

Summary: You know, this would not happen if we had a union. A season two a/u.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes