Penname: bebitched Real name: Mary
Member Since: July 02, 2007

Bio:

I've been writing fanfic for about four and a half years, and in this fandom for about three. Usually I ship Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Andy, Pam/Karen, though occasionally Ryan/Karen and anything femslash. My pen name on LiveJournal and fanfiction.net is the same as it is here, for clarity's sake.

I run a LiveJournal community called officegirlslash, which you should definitely check out if you haven't already / end pimping. 

I hope you enjoy reading my fanfic as much as I enjoy writing it!


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Stories by bebitched
Summary: A random collection of drabbles/ficlets too short to warrent their own posts. Updated with three drabbles (#23-25) on 11/19.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Roy, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Married, Romance, Slash, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5435 Read Count: 32294 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 15, 2010 Updated: November 18, 2010
Summary:

Teacher!AU. Pam/Katy.

 When Pam started as the new art teacher, she could never have predicted this.


Categories: Other
Characters: Creed, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Katy, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Slash, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4547 Read Count: 1248 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2010 Updated: October 08, 2010
Summary: Past Featured Story

the ones that never happened.

a collection of au's.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4690 Read Count: 2642 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2010 Updated: May 15, 2010
Summary:

 jim, pam and their fixer-upper house.

he can almost see her now, hair graying at her temples, decades of laugh-lines softening the edges of her eyes.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2059 Read Count: 1543 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2009 Updated: September 14, 2009
Summary: Roy gets an invitation in the mail. Title and inspiration from Death Cab's "You Can Do Better Than Me." That song has always reminded me of Roy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 546 Read Count: 1724 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2009 Updated: August 11, 2009
Summary: A relationship told in dialogue, in no particular order. Set mid-S5 through the distant future.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1002 Read Count: 1804 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2009 Updated: June 27, 2009
Summary:

How Karen befriends the new Dunder-Mifflin receptionist.

Set at the beginning of S5.


Categories: Past, Other
Characters: Karen, Ryan
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 419 Read Count: 920 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2009 Updated: June 07, 2009
Summary:

jim finally takes control of something tangible.

casino night-era au.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Travel
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 260 Read Count: 1509 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2009 Updated: May 05, 2009
Summary: angela ticks off her flaws in her head.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Angela, Dwight/Angela, Karen
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 711 Read Count: 1468 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2009 Updated: April 17, 2009
Summary: This is how Hunter lost his job to that pretty redhead we saw working for Ryan in S4. Hunter/Kelly.
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Hunter, Kelly, Kelly/Other
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 459 Read Count: 374 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 01, 2009 Updated: February 01, 2009
Summary:

When she draws his portrait at midnight on their two month anniversary, he doesn’t translate into pastels unscathed.

A two point of view retrospective on Jim and Pam. Extended metaphors and positive angst. Title from Tilly and the Wall's "Fell Down the Stairs."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 440 Read Count: 1648 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 11, 2009 Updated: January 11, 2009
Summary:

Something draws her eyes upward (magnetic fields shimmer around her in an endless cloud of positive and negative) and catches the corner of Karen’s mouth, the guarded narrow of her eyes and a shock of heat slams into her chest.

Pam/Karen S3 AU.


Categories: Other, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Slash, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2589 Read Count: 1239 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 19, 2008 Updated: December 19, 2008
Summary:

“Usually we would frown upon people who engage in biochemical warfare and genocide. In Columbus’ case, we gave him his own holiday and threw him a parade. Go figure.”

The title is pretty self-explanatory. The italics are hypothetical talking heads.


Categories: Other, Present, Past
Characters: Oscar
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 463 Read Count: 1339 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2008 Updated: November 19, 2008
deleted by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 9
Summary: I was trying to come up with a reason why Pam didn't call Jim after she called off the wedding, and this cropped up and wouldn't let me go until I wrote it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 272 Read Count: 2358 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2008 Updated: October 29, 2008
Summary: I was reading through old PostSecret entries and the idea for this fic just knocked me over the head. I wouldn't call this "PostSecret: The Office Edition", but it's pretty close.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 430 Read Count: 3388 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2008 Updated: October 08, 2008
Summary:

Five day-breaks that shaped Jan's life, from pre-series to post-S4. Spoilers up to Goodbye, Toby.

We don't really know much about Jan's past, so I wanted to elaborate on some of the hints we've gotten on her backstory in each of these.


Categories: Other, Past, Future
Characters: Jan, Michael/Jan
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2180 Read Count: 1397 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2008 Updated: July 24, 2008
Summary: Pam watches Jim paint over the black in Michael's office after Dwight's stint as Regional Manager, reflecting on the coming summer and her seeping happiness. Set the day after The Job.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1129 Read Count: 2451 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2008 Updated: July 13, 2008
Summary: Someone comes to visit Ryan in prison, but it's not who you'd expect.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 995 Read Count: 2536 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2008 Updated: July 09, 2008
Summary:

Kelly sits Ryan in front of Big Brother 8. Gushing over a certain real showmance ensues.

You can read this without having ever seen BB8, but you probably won't catch everything, though the underlying theme is pretty obvious. I realize this doesn't match up with real time, since by the time BB8 aired, Ryan had already moved to NYC and broke up with Kelly, but work with me here. Prompt was "the new Eric and Jessica."


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 498 Read Count: 1171 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 03, 2008 Updated: July 03, 2008
Summary:

Pam needs someone to save her. Help is just a phone call away. Takes place during Back From Vacation.

It had always amused me that apparently the DM receptionists talk to each other about gossip (courtesy of Branch Wars) and I wanted to explore that. Also, apparently Rolando is flaming gay in my head, so... there's that.


Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Other, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 262 Read Count: 2313 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2008 Updated: July 01, 2008
Summary:

“Oh god. I’m that girl, aren’t I? The stupid love interest that’s just a distraction until May sweeps.”  

Jan gives Karen some perspective by a fountain in New York City last May.

Written to the prompt of "hardcore self-destruction."


Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Karen
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 641 Read Count: 2138 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2008 Updated: June 27, 2008
tuesday by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 21] 10
Summary:

“Are you awake?”

A Tuesday morning someday in the future.

I have only have one warning about this fic: not everything is how it first appears.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Major Character Death, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 848 Read Count: 2834 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2008
Summary:

You had forgotten that this parking lot was haunted.

A bit of Jim's introspection after Toby's party. Spoilers for the finale, obviously. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 456 Read Count: 2102 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 18, 2008 Updated: May 18, 2008
Summary:

Jim discovers one of Pam's secrets. And I'm not gonna lie, it's gets a little dirty.  

Based off of speculation from the hint that we got that we'd learn something new that we never knew about Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 371 Read Count: 2661 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2008 Updated: May 11, 2008
Summary: A little tuft of Jam fluff. General S4 spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 315 Read Count: 2454 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008