Date: October 21, 2007 08:17 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
Freaking hysterical. And yet, for BADFIC... very well-written?!?
Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it. :)
Date: October 21, 2007 05:53 pm Title: Inside The Fortress
THE most original fanfic on MTT. Hands down.
“Thanks,” said Karen, like a Volvo.
This is BRILLIANT!!!
Author's Response: Hey thanks for the kind words, I said like an Audi.
Date: July 29, 2007 05:10 am Title: Inside The Fortress
how, what to say... all paragraphs and phrases were equally bad and made me laugh way to much this early in the morning. horrible job! :)
10 [Report This]Date: April 30, 2007 11:09 am Title: Inside The Fortress
Oh Swedge, this is hilarious from beginning to end! Love the use of the smile as a weapon, the Karen descriptives, and omg, the lack of angst at the end! Hee. So many more things, but I'll stick with those for now. Awesome!
10 [Report This]Date: April 29, 2007 09:11 pm Title: Inside The Fortress
Oh, Swedge, these are just gold! Gold! More, please!
Date: April 29, 2007 08:35 pm Title: Inside The Fortress
Oh boy. This was hilarious. I love your comments about how the season has been. Very funny.
Date: April 29, 2007 08:29 pm Title: Inside The Fortress
“That’s the most lines you’ve had in a row all season. Congratulations.”
So my favorite fic line ever! PS. I have that People mag too. Well done!
Author's Response: It's out already? I'll have to go get a copy too. And thanks. :)
Date: April 29, 2007 08:05 pm Title: Inside The Fortress
So funny. There really are too many funny things to mention, although "using lack of angst" was funny and so original.
I might have had the a capella pit singing "Zombie Jamboree", but then again, it's probably a better juxtaposition to have them singing something light. Ooh, "Wind Beneath My Wings." That'd be extra lame.
I recognized some things from TWoP discussions; you integrated those so well. Other things - well, I just don't know how you come up with them, but I'm just glad you did.
Author's Response: Thanks. About the song, at first I didn't have them singing anything at all and then I was like of course! They have to be!
Date: April 29, 2007 07:56 pm Title: Inside The Fortress
It was unmistakable that it was Karen even at a distance because she had Jim’s desk super-glued to her rear end.
HA! This is great Swedge, my favorite thing of yours ever. (TWSS!) It's a new genre: The Office, Superhero Style!
Date: April 29, 2007 07:40 pm Title: Inside The Fortress
"sounding much like a small town paper salesman who inexplicably has two of People magazine's most beautiful women in love with him."
I was laughing so hard at this. Also the Desk of Estrangement vs. the Desk of Love. Great stuff, Swedge!
Date: April 29, 2007 07:30 pm Title: Inside The Fortress
I'm a huge fan of your adverbs like "filing cabinetly & bit partly," and this line: “But I want to prank Dwight. And tease Andy. And grow my hair longer again. Who knew my ears were this big?”
So funny! -CH
Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it, he said respondingly.
Date: April 29, 2007 07:25 pm Title: Inside The Fortress
Oh, delicious.
This is so horribly bad that it's deeeeeelightful! I less-than-three you, Swedgie-poo.
Date: April 29, 2007 07:25 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
"Just let me know when it's my turn to do something," Jim said, polishing up his fingernails as he does every hour to maintain his manicure. "I haven't been used much this season and would appreciate another line or two."
"Hold on a second," said Karen, in a businesslike way. She then said something sincere to a supporting character. "I have to do that every fifteen minutes, they say it's part of my charm."
Hahaha---Too true! This is quite funny, and not too "bad," I should say! Looking forward to more! -CH
Date: April 29, 2007 07:12 pm Title: Inside The Fortress
She didn’t cry, she already had once today and she was trying to go on a cry diet
OK. That killed me.
Karen was more surprised than if Jim had kissed her in public.
Yep. Now I'm dead. LOL!
Fabulous work Swedge!
Date: April 04, 2007 09:53 am Title: The DCMP Signal
Hilarious and, unfortunately, so very true in many ways, especially this:
"I put a bow on me to emphasize that I'm the prize for the winner,"
Date: March 26, 2007 10:02 am Title: The DCMP Signal
haha, that is so funny. :). loved it
Date: March 20, 2007 09:09 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
Deliciously Bad.
Hauntingly Bad.
I offer you a crown and sceptre, because you are the King of Bad Fanfic.
Author's Response: Thank you to you and everyone else here who took the time to comment,
Date: March 20, 2007 02:24 am Title: The DCMP Signal
Awesome. Just awesome. In LOVE with ridiculous fics. WE NEED MORE!
Date: March 19, 2007 09:45 am Title: The DCMP Signal
This story is made of win.
9 [Report This]Date: March 19, 2007 08:50 am Title: The DCMP Signal
"I put a bow on me to emphasize that I'm the prize for the winner," he said big eared but covered up by flippy hairly.
I...I just...there are no words. That was so awesomely bad. Well done! :D
Date: March 19, 2007 06:53 am Title: The DCMP Signal
We enter the scene as Karen is smothering Jim with her multiple tentacles of boringness.
And, from there, it just gets funnier. Yeay, Swedge!
Date: March 19, 2007 06:19 am Title: The DCMP Signal
God, I can't stop laughing at this. "mung beanly"? "big eared"? And I really love the touch of putting the red sash on himself. This is very clever, Swedge. Nicely done.
Date: March 19, 2007 12:49 am Title: The DCMP Signal
Ouch, oh ouch! OMG, this was brilliant! You crack me up on the TWoP forums and you've done it again here! LOVED the Jim descriptions! And this line: "'Bah, then we will fight to the death.' Karen exclaimed with all the personality she could muster, for a character that hasn't been fleshed out by the writers."
Too funny!
Date: March 19, 2007 12:17 am Title: The DCMP Signal
omg...this was by far the best worst story EVER
10 [Report This]Date: March 18, 2007 11:50 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
I think you broke my brain.
In a good way.