Date: April 05, 2022 06:42 pm Title: Chapter 3 - This is Office Fanfic
This is amazing. Thank you so much!
Date: April 26, 2007 01:35 pm Title: Chapter 3 - This is Office Fanfic
Other!Jim... oh how we will miss you!
Date: April 26, 2007 11:06 am Title: Chapter 3 - This is Office Fanfic
WARNING: This is not Scrubs fanfic. At no point will Jim become totally emo, move to New Jersey, hit on Natalie Portman, and do whatever he can to distance himself from Dunder-Mifflin for a lucrative movie career.
Oh, awesome. ZB can be such a tool...
More on topic- this is hilarious, please write more!
Date: April 26, 2007 11:05 am Title: Chapter 2 - Because more is good
"You are now leaving the world of fact and reason. "
Hehe! Hilarious.
Date: April 26, 2007 10:54 am Title: Chapter 3 - This is Office Fanfic
Sharky, this is wonderful. You really found your own twist on this, relating to other kinds of fanfic, and in such a funny way.
10 [Report This]Date: April 24, 2007 10:51 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
This was amusing. Good use of the word "squick". I don't have enough to add my own chapter though.
Date: April 24, 2007 10:29 am Title: Chapter 2 - Because more is good
More funny! I can't come up with enough synonyms for "funny" right now, so I guess I'll fall back on quoting you to you: WARNING: Keep left finger above the ‘ESC’ button at all times. and the cars warning???? And The public restroom is not a sanitary sex haven. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Here are two more disclaimers for ya:
POA - the Pam Orgasm Addendum: Women often need some "manual aid" to reach climax.
WARNING: "Wet and ready" does not usually occur in nature. You may want to keep a lubricating agent handy, or not freak out if your partner licks his/her fingers.
Date: April 24, 2007 10:07 am Title: Do Not Try This At Home
OH Maybe Once, this is hilarious! I enjoyed the discussion on TWoP, and this had me laughing all the way through! I loved them all, but this one has to be my favorite: WARNING: While "standing against the wall" sex may sound pretty hot, be warned that it can actually be very very dangerous... Because you try it, can't quite get it to work, and still, when ya read it in fanfic, it's like hmmm, maybe I'm missing out...
Date: April 24, 2007 07:05 am Title: Chapter 2 - Because more is good
i love the spew warning... i definately would have if i'd been eating or drinking! these are really awesome. and totally true! hilarious. thanks!
Date: April 24, 2007 06:00 am Title: Chapter 2 - Because more is good
"Beds were designed for sex. That's why they have springs. And no seat belts." LOVE THAT.
Date: April 24, 2007 05:48 am Title: Chapter 2 - Because more is good
I think the one with the sink is my favorite. But they all make me smile.
Date: April 24, 2007 05:40 am Title: Chapter 2 - Because more is good
Heheheh. Excellent. Also, public bathroom sex is the wrong kind of dirty....
Date: April 24, 2007 05:35 am Title: Chapter 2 - Because more is good
Ha ha - I love number 6! Thank goodness it only takes a few clicks of the mouse to get rid of "the evidence". But it makes work so much more satisfying...
Date: April 24, 2007 04:41 am Title: Chapter 2 - Because more is good
I totally love this. Cleaning crew....yep, been there, done that ;)
Date: April 23, 2007 08:53 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
Oh my god. I tried to pick some of my favorites, but there are way too many.
WARNING: While "standing against the wall" sex may sound pretty hot, be warned that it can actually be very very dangerous, even if the man is 6'3" tall and strong and the woman weighs barely 100 pounds. Especially if it's in the shower, and the man is over 40. Please don't ask me how I know this.
That was pretty good, though.
10 [Report This]Date: April 23, 2007 08:51 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
"WARNING: The following story contains scenes of extreme optimism." - these were all hilarious but I just loved this one. So well done!
Date: April 23, 2007 08:26 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
Hee hee. I like that last one.
Date: April 23, 2007 08:05 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
" WARNING: Odds are that your sexual partner only has two hands."
Sooooooo, so true. This is hilarious!
Date: April 23, 2007 07:34 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
This one made me laugh out loud!! Considering the day I have had that was a monumentous feat!!
Date: April 23, 2007 07:33 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
WARNING: Normal humans don't bend this way.
Hehe! Hilarious.
Date: April 23, 2007 07:20 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
LOL. I love FI.
Date: April 23, 2007 07:13 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
Funny.
But, are you sure Stanley's Daughter hasn't had sex?
8 [Report This]Date: April 23, 2007 07:13 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
you need to make this a round robin so people can add in things like "WARNING: This is not Harry Potter smut. The laws of gravity and physics still apply."
So loved this!
Date: April 23, 2007 07:03 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
Hahahaha---too funny! And much needed; I hope your ratings are put into effect ASAP. LOL--great fic!
Date: April 23, 2007 07:03 pm Title: Do Not Try This At Home
Hahaha...so true.