Date: May 30, 2008 06:26 pm Title: Chapter 1
Oh my... well, I may never look at Mose Schrute the same way. Ever.
Seriously, hilarious. Great job!!!
Date: July 05, 2007 05:53 pm Title: Chapter 1
That was terrific! Loved it.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: June 01, 2007 05:18 pm Title: Chapter 1
I love so much about the things this fic chooses to be. Great job!
Author's Response:
<Elaborate Bow>
There is nothing like a little bad gay porn to get you through a long summer. Or, something like that.
Date: May 31, 2007 10:11 am Title: Chapter 1
So friggin hiliarious. I didn't think there could be anything funnier than the Shame Stool, until I read the words 'Cupid's Toothpaste.' This is so bad in such a good way.
Author's Response: I made up the "Shame Stool," but found "Cupid'sToothpaste" online. Once discovered, that particular type of NASTAY had to be used. I mean, seriously? Can you imagine using that term in any other situation except for a Bad! Fic? I can't.
10 [Report This]Date: May 15, 2007 06:20 pm Title: Chapter 1
-opens mouth- -closes mouth- -pauses- -repeats x6-
Are... are... ah screw it, I have to go take a shower now.
Author's Response:
opens mouth- -closes mouth- -pauses- -repeats x6-
Um....TWSS? No, ick, I take it back. Now I need to shower....
Date: May 15, 2007 05:35 pm Title: Chapter 1
If I didn't already have a screen name I'm pretty sure I'd go with Shame Stool. Sadly as a said grossed out reader from this story, I can think of at least 5 or 6 horrible ways to interpret that screen name. This was so much funnier than I could have possibly anticipated.
Author's Response: yeah, when you are dealing with Bad! fic, suddenly everything can be really, really gross.
Date: May 15, 2007 04:15 pm Title: Chapter 1
penis snot?
Oh, Lord. I'm sleepin' in sweats tonight. There's no way my husband is touching me after this divine example of bad slashfic.
Author's Response: Yeah, it is a bit of a mood killer, isn't it?
Date: May 15, 2007 03:57 pm Title: Chapter 1
Those must have been some spreadsheets.
This made me laugh. LOL
Author's Response: I'm still wishing I'd found a filthy and inappropriate way to use the word "spreadsheets"
Date: May 15, 2007 02:24 pm Title: Chapter 1
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Author's Response:
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Date: May 15, 2007 11:53 am Title: Chapter 1
Hahahahahahahaha
etc.
;)
Author's Response: Remember to breathe.....
Date: May 15, 2007 11:03 am Title: Chapter 1
Aww, Maybe Once, I think you're pervy, too... thanks for the shout-out.
This was so funny. I'm favoriting so I can go back to it whenever I need a laugh. I laughed a lot and sombrero- snorted as well.
Your terminology is exquisite, by the way. It takes a classy lady to write a story like this. Is classy the right word?
Love it. Bring on the Bad! "Mose knew it was Bad, but it just felt so... Gooood."
Author's Response: I am expecting YOU to write the sequel, TLK.
Date: May 15, 2007 10:35 am Title: Chapter 1
Okay: bologna pony? You officially win the nobel prize for worst euphemism for 'man meat.' Since the Familial Staff, that is. This is so bad, it's sublime. You are a goddess amongst slash writers.
Author's Response: You know those hideous religious boot camps that cure teens of "Teh Gay?" If they gave those poor kids this story to read, they just might have some success.....
Date: May 15, 2007 09:55 am Title: Chapter 1
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! OMG, so hilarious! My compliments to you and your apparently very, very funny beta... Oh, you rocked my world today :) By the way, Cupid's Toothpaste? Man chowder? Oh good lord - you slay me!
Author's Response: Once you come up with a list of gross sexual terms, it just writes itself.
Date: May 15, 2007 08:38 am Title: Chapter 1
Okay, you SUCK for 1) ruining my lunch (I was laughing so hard that the chewing got to be too damned difficult, so I just shoved my Lean Cuisine away, and now it's cold and 2) for waking up my dogs - I was roaring at this in a fashion that I'm pretty sure is altogether unhealthy.
In short: This.was.AWESOME. Oh my god. I am dying here - too many damned funny lines to quote (you get a dundie just for having a character utter, "Sakes Alive!" ...especially after a sexual encounter with a seamonster). But I have to say that this was my favorite line - I think:
From the feel of it, they both needed a little time on the Shame Stool.
FREAKING AWESOME. You rule, sister.
Author's Response:
Sorry I ruined your lunch. It wasn't beets, was it?
We'll know we've been caught if we ever hear about a "Shame Stool" at Schrute farm. Because, you know there was one.
10 [Report This]Date: May 15, 2007 08:34 am Title: Chapter 1
Oh. My. Word. Maybe Once, you are the queen of badfic!
Beet art is hot. Cupid's Toothpaste? Penis snot ?!?!
Author's Response: I couldn't restrict Bad! smut to opposite sex couples. I'm too PC to leave anyone out of the Bad!
Date: May 15, 2007 07:55 am Title: Chapter 1
Mose! Seamonster! Judy Garland!
*is speechless and in hysterics*
Author's Response: >jazz hands<