7 [Report This]Date: July 26, 2007 08:17 pm Title: Mose and the Seamonster, an Epic Love Story
I don't think I will ever eat beets again. EVER. And I sure hope the ones I've eaten in the past didn't come from the Schrute Beet Farm!
Author's Response:
Ahhh. I didn't think about that, actually. Considering that manure is a common form of fertilizer, Schrute Juice doesn't seem that bad to me. Manure...Schrute Juice. Manure...Schrute Juice. Manure...
Yeah, Schrute Juice seems like an okay fertilizer!
Thanks for reading and reviewing, kaystar!
10 [Report This]Date: July 22, 2007 07:30 pm Title: Mose and the Seamonster, an Epic Love Story
You are very sick and twisted! I like that in a person! Excellent title and great story!
Author's Response:
Thanks, Ellelque! This is sort of a twisted take on Mose, isn't it? It can be fun to write something over the top.
Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: July 21, 2007 11:30 am Title: Mose and the Seamonster, an Epic Love Story
I agree with Larry's assessment. Now I must go before my nausea overwhelms me.
Author's Response:
Sorry Alex Wert. You'll never read anything of mine again, will you? Although, to be fair, I probably won't do anything exactly like this again.
Thanks for reading and reviewing! Sorry about the nausea.
10 [Report This]Date: July 21, 2007 07:53 am Title: Mose and the Seamonster, an Epic Love Story
Yep. Plenty disgusting. We need to design a shame desk chair for stories like this.
Author's Response:
I'll wear my Skeevy Little Perv crown as I sit at the Desk Chair of Fanfic Shame. Woe is me.
Did you see larrymcg's latest chapter? Pam and Jim say Eww at this story. I don't know why. This is clearly the sweetest, nicest, most normal love story ever. Mose and Lonny the Seamonster need a celebrity name now.
Thanks for reading (again) and reviewing!
Date: July 21, 2007 05:13 am Title: Mose and the Seamonster, an Epic Love Story
*silent Ryan talking head after he overheard Angela's "no cookie" conversation with Dwight*
Author's Response:
I think Dwight and Angela would be insulted to hear that this story (which at least Angela would find dreadful and distasteful beyond words) compares in any way to their epic love story! I wonder how they'd feel to know how creeped out Ryan, Jim, and (originally) Pam are by their Cookie-lovin' ways. Hmmm...is there a story in there?
Sorry I caused you to have a Ryan moment or 10. And to have 'your' name throughout this story...I can only imagine the horror! Please make sure Mrs. Mose knows that I know Cousin Mose the fanfic writer only has an epic love story with Mrs. Mose, not with any really large warehouse workers. *shudders*
Thanks for reading and reviewing, although not verbally.
Date: July 21, 2007 12:15 am Title: Mose and the Seamonster, an Epic Love Story
You used "manbeetstalk" way more than I believe is legal in the United States. I shall report you to the proper authorities.
This story is something else. I don't think I'll ever be the same again.
Author's Response:
Oh, no! I didn't even know that using "manbeetstalk" was...verbeeten! (Get it? Groan.) It's dreadful, isn't it? And if you report me to the authorities (which office handles this, exactly? The Department of Bad Euphemisms?), then I will use my superior powers of...well, I must have some sort of superior powers...to evade them. I will prevail.
I'm so sorry about the whole 'alteration of your very being' thing. If I once again ask the Lord to beer you a Pam, will we be even? Lord, beer larrymcg a Pam. An unengaged one.
Thanks so much for reading and reviewing, larrymcg!