9 [Report This]Date: May 31, 2008 05:14 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
Hamlet < This story
Date: October 24, 2007 06:07 am Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
"The one I would like to see right now is "Who should Angela date in the office" - comparing and contrasting all the eligible men. You know that Kevin would jump on that project like a dog on a junebug!"
You have to write that!!!
Date: August 01, 2007 11:05 am Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
Meredith would say Karen's hotter, because she's trying to think from Jim's point of view. Meredith knows that guys are way more attracted to the back of you than the front (ouch, Meredith, you're too pathetic, dear!), and everyone seems to think Karen looks pretty great from behind.
I have to nitpick, naturally, to say that Pam wears skirts, not dresses. I guess Kevin wouldn't know the difference. Maybe Kevin would say, Pam shows her leg-skin?
I love "possibly draws female nudes". Couldn't you add "which she might leave around the house"? Maybe that's just implied. I adore "Angela says it’s nobody’s business. She picked Pam." What a great callback to The Secret.
I like how Karen's list has three things relating to French. Does Kev realize she has an Italian name? Maybe he doesn't thing there's anything hot about Italian women except their spa-ghe-tti (Diversity Day).
Anyway, this is fun. I'm glad you wrote it.
Did you get my Nymph betas? I'm back and available to beta for a little while; off again early to mid next week...get your chapters in.
Author's Response: Can I just say that I LOVE that your review is almost longer than what you're reviewing? That is in all ways awesome! Leg-skin! Hahahaha!
Date: July 31, 2007 10:34 am Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
Oh man. I want Kevin to have a whole lot more "special assignments" if the results are always this awesome! I love that he actually asked everyone else! Kelly's response was the best. Oh and that trio of "French" reasons for Karen was a stroke of genius.
Author's Response: Belsum, I totally agree! I think Jim should give Kevin many, many more of these special assignments. The one I would like to see right now is "Who should Angela date in the office" - comparing and contrasting all the eligible men. You know that Kevin would jump on that project like a dog on a junebug!
Date: July 31, 2007 09:57 am Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
Oh, my gosh. I can only imagine Pam's face when Kevin asked her. And Angela? HA!
Author's Response: I would love to see a video showing the highlights of every Pam/Kevin conversation. There aren't many of them, but they are all gold! And Angela is a goddess who walks this earth!
8 [Report This]Date: July 31, 2007 09:04 am Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
Hahaha amazing. I love this! Great work
Author's Response:
I'm so glad you liked it. That's a real compliment for me because I so enjoy your works!
Date: July 31, 2007 08:34 am Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
I snorted out loud whne I got to the end, imagining Jim asking Karen: "So who do you think is hotter? You or Pam?" He would get kicked in the jewels for sure. This was fun! Great Kevin voice and I really liked the title.
Author's Response: Oh, and YOU KNOW that Jim would have asked Karen in his joking voice. And she would have been like "Do you think that's funny?" Whereas if he'd asked Pam, she would have said "Oh, Karen definitely" and then she would have given some ludicrous reason like, "I hear she volunteers at the Puppy Burn Center. Can't compete with that."
Date: July 30, 2007 11:41 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
THE LIST!!
Great job. I love that Kevin polled the office! XD
Author's Response: Looking back, I'm surprised I didn't put Stacey's opinion. Surely Kevin would have called his fiance for her opinion? But maybe there's a story right there waiting to be written.... hmmm.
Date: July 30, 2007 10:39 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
That sounds like Kevin for sure.
Author's Response: The one thing I regret about writing is that it is nearly impossible to describe Kevin's delivery. I wish I could write how I imagined him saying each sentence. Sooo funny. That guys is the master of delivery.
Date: July 30, 2007 09:20 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
This is HIL-ARIOUS. Especially that last Kelly bit. SO IN CHARACTER! loved this.
Date: July 30, 2007 07:22 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
Ha! Kevin's such a simple guy. I love that he asked everyone in the office, including Pam. That guy's got class!
Author's Response: I am just waiting for Kevin Malone to grace the cover of Aficionado Weekly, Fine Arts, and all those other high class magazines that Michael subscribes to. Scranton - reknowned universe of high class where Kevin's the epicenter. 10 bucks he uses Grey Poupon instead of that dayglo yellow mustard crap.
10 [Report This]Date: July 30, 2007 06:40 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
HA HA HA HA HA Yes!!!!!!!!
Date: July 30, 2007 06:38 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
omg, this is a gem. Kelly sucks sometimes, doesn't she? I was surprised by how she reacted to the Beach Speech, but this is in-line with her character for sure :)
Author's Response: Oh come on secondrink! Kelly is madly in love with Ryan and he's not exactly the Peach in the Garden of Eden, is he? He obviously has something going on with his fixation on women that are attracted to Jim Halpert.... Maybe during a drunken night of debauchery he told Kelly how he thought Pam was hot. Say two or three nights after Karen shot him down in that email? There you go. Jealous Kelly's just protecting her turf... little knowing that her turf has already started moving it's things to NYC.
9 [Report This]Date: July 30, 2007 06:13 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
Oh, God, that Kevin. He just kills me. Even in fanfic, he kills me. So, ya know, you must've written him pretty believably! :)
Personally, I'm betting Pam's actually got a nicer ass than Karen. There were a couple of pairs of pants Karen wore that made me say, "What the--I thought she had a nice body! What IS this?" So it could've just been the pants, but still. But still! Hee.
Author's Response: I TOTALLY agree with you on some of those pants Karen was wearing. I was like does she have an ass stunt-double in that scene? Because sometimes it looked like she had planks of wood attached to her backside. Okay. That was mean. Maybe she had a really bad case of hemoirrhoids (I'm positive I spelled that wrong and I am VERY glad that I have not had much occassion to spell it) and maybe she had to wear special ass-ware of some sort. I'd do more research into that but hmmm... no.
8 [Report This]Date: July 30, 2007 06:09 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
So funny! How sad is it that I believe Kevin truly would ask Pam to answer!
Author's Response: Yes, he would and you know what Pam would say. "I think that's a really rude question, Kevin." And then he would get this half-stunned half-beaten by a frying pan look on his face and he'd look at the camera like "Well, if she won't answer the question, will you guys?"
Date: July 30, 2007 04:38 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
ah, this was such a fun short read. good to know what the list was. yeppers. wow, such a boring review. not a boring story. just a bit brain dead but not in a typative way emily.
Author's Response: I think you just invented a word there- typative. Which I absolutely love and will have Michael using in the future. Hey, did you see the episode where Jan forbade Michael from ever saying Yeppers? Now I got to go rewatch all my tapes to find out which episode that was in.... The things I do to perfect my craft. :)
Date: July 30, 2007 04:38 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
Hee, that totally made me giggle. I hope we get a scene of some sort addressing his list. Nicely done!
Author's Response: I am totally waiting for that little moment when Kevin breaks it to Pam.... "Yeah, Jim had me right up a list to figure out which one of you he should go with. *Broad wink* I tipped the scale in your favor, so you owe me one." Pam looks at camera before saying "Sure thing, Kev."
Date: July 30, 2007 04:31 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
hilarious! I love it!
Date: July 30, 2007 04:26 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
*sombrero snort* This was thirty-two flavors of awesome. :)
Author's Response: Eeeew! Really? Thirty-two flavors mention right after a sombrero snort? What's the 32nd flavor (since I know the first thirty-one)? Is it refried beans or snot?
9 [Report This]Date: July 30, 2007 04:15 pm Title: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton
So funny! And I was just thinking about Kevin's list on my way home from work.
Author's Response: What did you have on your list? I think we should all work together to make the definitive Kevin list!