Reviews For Cold Openings
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Reviewer: crazysadie Signed [Report This]
Date: July 29, 2008 08:45 pm Title: Slick Days

Thats awesome. Sooo funny :)

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: dasani Signed [Report This]
Date: July 29, 2008 04:22 pm Title: Slick Days

Hahaha, thats so devilishly romantic, even Stanley was laughing. A++,+!

Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, ya gotta love it when even Stanley gets involved...

Reviewer: nqllisi Signed [Report This]
Date: July 29, 2008 09:31 am Title: Slick Days

Heh. Poor Dwight.

Author's Response: I guess... he really deserves it, that guy...lol... Thanks!

Reviewer: i_love_jam Signed [Report This]
Date: July 25, 2008 07:35 pm Title: Top Ten

Love all of the cold opens, but this one really makes me want to know all of Pam's list! Please add more cold opens soon, there haven't been any for a while and I miss them!

Author's Response: I have!.. I thought I did... lol.. thanks! I have a few more coming up soon!

Reviewer: nqllisi Signed [Report This]
Date: July 24, 2008 09:39 am Title: Roy

Aww. Poor dumb Roy.

Author's Response: lol.. He meant well, though, you know? At least there's that... Thanks!

Reviewer: nqllisi Signed [Report This]
Date: July 24, 2008 09:37 am Title: Lord of the Ring

HA! I do love Dwight when he gets all geeked out.

Author's Response: Yeah, I have my own level of geekitude so I had fun with this... thanks!

Reviewer: nqllisi Signed [Report This]
Date: July 24, 2008 09:30 am Title: Can Vikings Drive a Stick?

Yeah, yeah.. dismal sales, mediocre performance,
rising gas and production costs... come on, what
kinds of reasons are those?

Michael better hope that DM continues to discount those issues! Hee. These are all so funny.



Author's Response: He better! Thanks so much!

Reviewer: nqllisi Signed [Report This]
Date: July 24, 2008 09:27 am Title: Five Foot Four Casts a Long Shadow

HA! That's hilarious. Poor Tiffany. The Dunder-Mifflinites treat her like the shippers treated Karen!

Author's Response: I didn't think of that! lol..

Reviewer: belsum Signed [Report This]
Date: July 24, 2008 09:22 am Title: Can Vikings Drive a Stick?

You came up with the awesome concept of Norway being the oldest enemy and this thing just wrote itself, didn't it?  Hee!

Author's Response: lol.. yes, that was my launching off point! The rest was nothin'... lol... Thanks!

Reviewer: belsum Signed [Report This]
Date: July 24, 2008 09:18 am Title: Five Foot Four Casts a Long Shadow

I love it.  Poor Tiffany indeed.  Oh man and Michael's Not-Pam names were the best! 

Author's Response: Thanks, I had an interesting time coming up with those....

Reviewer: MintChocolateChip Signed [Report This]
Date: July 23, 2008 10:03 pm Title: Can Vikings Drive a Stick?

Thanks so much for making me smile! I always thoroughly enjoy your stuff - your ideas are superb and ring so true. I still laugh about Dwight's prank with the basketball.

Author's Response: Hey, thanks!

Reviewer: dasani Signed [Report This]
Date: July 22, 2008 02:31 pm Title: Can Vikings Drive a Stick?

LOL!!! Yesssssss, this is satisfyingly funny.

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm really glad you found that funny. Sometimes I lose perspective when I'm writing them. Thanks again!

Reviewer: untherapy Signed 10 [Report This]
Date: July 22, 2008 08:25 am Title: Can Vikings Drive a Stick?

awww, poor Michael! Another great cold opening :) Given the events of "The Coup", this would probably be an equally funny discussion between Michael and Dwight!

Author's Response: lol... thanks!

Reviewer: NanReg Signed [Report This]
Date: July 22, 2008 07:14 am Title: Can Vikings Drive a Stick?

That's why you're here, brainiac. Go ahead.  Ha!  I've probably mentioned this before, but you do such a great job at capturing the characters' voices.  I would ask what inspired this but I suspect that you, like me, can make everything pertain to The Office : )  Thanks for starting my day with a smile.

Author's Response: Thank you! And yeah, I can generally make ANYTHING relate to The Office...lol...

Reviewer: BuffyFreak7 Signed [Report This]
Date: July 18, 2008 05:48 pm Title: Five Foot Four Casts a Long Shadow

awww i feel bad for tiff. she should spend some more time with jim... still love jam tho

Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, poor Tiff... but she'd end up falling for Jim, and we can't have that, can we?

Reviewer: dasani Signed [Report This]
Date: July 17, 2008 09:52 pm Title: Dummies

An early review right here for the very-soon-future release of a new Cold Opening? ^^? Yes? Maybe? :)

Author's Response: LOL... wow, that;s a new one...lol.. you're sweet! I have a few ideas but nothing really worked up yet.. soon, I promise!

Reviewer: dasani Signed [Report This]
Date: July 14, 2008 08:59 pm Title: Dummies

Okay, this review is for all that I've missed -- 15/10, 9 gold stars and a china cabinet full of Dundies.

I love your CO's.. you still have it... I can't believe it's not Beesley, (I can't believe this isn't in the show). Great job and keep them coming!!

(I wish you had a blog that I could subscribe to so I could keep up better when I'm on travel!) Great Work Kgreene, you never cease to break me into loud laughter!

Author's Response: Hey thanks! It's good to hear from you, I missed ya!

Reviewer: EverybodyHurts Signed [Report This]
Date: July 14, 2008 07:53 pm Title: Five Foot Four Casts a Long Shadow

Pshaw!  Tiffany should be thankful she even gets to LOOK at Halpert on a daily basis, which is more than any of us get.

Another great job.



Author's Response: lol.. thanks!

Reviewer: EverybodyHurts Signed [Report This]
Date: July 14, 2008 07:41 pm Title: Route 476 to Middle-Earth

These are so good, they could easily be written into the show.  Loved dear Hank being in on Jim's prank, and seeing PJ at Arby's just made me laugh out loud.  "Cut him off before he gets on 380!"  Just perfect!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: Sunday Signed [Report This]
Date: July 14, 2008 02:58 pm Title: Five Foot Four Casts a Long Shadow

“I can’t believe it’s not
Beesly."

classic!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: NanReg Signed [Report This]
Date: July 14, 2008 02:47 pm Title: Five Foot Four Casts a Long Shadow

You had me at  “I can’t believe it’s not Beesly” : )  I would love to see this happen. 


Author's Response: Thanks Nan!

Reviewer: JennInTheCity Signed [Report This]
Date: July 14, 2008 01:51 pm Title: Five Foot Four Casts a Long Shadow

Ha! I would love to have an episode with one of Pam's replacements (since I don't believe that one temp would make it the whole summer). Great job!

Author's Response: lol.. that's a good point! lol...

Reviewer: belsum Signed [Report This]
Date: July 09, 2008 08:35 am Title: Route 476 to Middle-Earth

Poor Dwight.  My favorite bit was Jim trying to parse Dwight's blind monkey statement.  Heh.

An emergency copy of LotR makes perfect sense to me!



Author's Response: Yay!! 200 reviews! Thank you, Belsium! I never thought I would have 200 reviews! Well, I never expected to have 40 chapters, either... I'm glad you liked! Working on my next one! And one day I have to delve deeper into Dwight's emergency book pile...

Reviewer: Jewelsy Signed 10 [Report This]
Date: July 08, 2008 05:17 pm Title: Dummies

I absolutly love your writting. I usually like Jammy fluffy smutty goodness, but your cold openings are so in character, well written and absolutley hillarious. I laugh out loud as I read them to my husband. He says He can hear the characters actually saying the words you write. I hope you never run out of ideas.

Author's Response: Wow, thank you! I hope I never do, too. And I really appreciate you reading these. I know that 99% of the people on this site would rather read angsty, fluffy Jam stuff (I don't believe I'm actually going to admit this... but I read them too. I even wrote some in my other scripts. Oh, well...there goes my Guys Club card.) and I know that the C/O's won't attract nearly as many readers as those do but I'm glad that you and some others have taken the time to try my stuff out. I thank you for that and the kind words. Anytime someone says they laughed I feel great. Thanks again!

Reviewer: jamhonestly Signed 10 [Report This]
Date: July 08, 2008 05:14 pm Title: Dummies

That's truly awesome. I laughed the whole way through. Pam and Jim are such partners in crime. *sigh* AWESOME!

Author's Response: Thanks!

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