7 [Report This]Date: April 19, 2008 03:01 pm Title: 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
Hahahaha, this was hilarious. I loved the Season 1 Michael (but not loved in THAT way)LOL, and the pig latin part was so funny, that could have been a good cold open.
Date: April 17, 2008 12:47 pm Title: 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
This was really funny. Poor Pam! You really captured Season 1 Michael, and those horrible, horrible pickup lines were quite right for him.
Date: April 17, 2008 11:17 am Title: 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
Hey.... I've used those!
Date: April 17, 2008 08:11 am Title: 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
Awesome! This was hilarious. I love the S1 characterizations because it's a totally different feel from how they act now, but it's still supremely entertaining. Great to see something new from you! ;)
Date: April 17, 2008 06:12 am Title: 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
Muggins. Call my mom at 555-4918 and explain to her why I am not ready to go to home depot. (hint, it involves this story)
Also, if you can, explain to her why I am not the best person to choose colors and stuff like that.
Thanks.
I worked in a lab where the microtome was the oldest thing that. And that was including the lab director who was past retirement. It isn't fun.
63% sure.... oh Dwight. I love you. Forget Angela. Choose me.
No... Spanish makes more sense than Pig Latin. Hola. Me llamo es Emily. Vivo en EEUU. Tengo veintidos anos. However, if Spanish was contagious, I probably would have done better in Spanish classes. What I said above was what I learned the first week. Everything else. Um, I didn't learn it.
I never learned Pig Latin. But now I have a sudden desire to. Just to torment Michael and be on the good side with Jim and Pam.
"Not even Jim’s thumbs up could lift her feeling of doom."
Reading that sentence without the 's up' makes far less sense. Because I don't want to know how Jim's thumb could lift her feeling of doom.
Wow. Educational valentines. Would that be similar to one that like.... includes a condom?
"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised."
That Michael quote just needed to be said.
I don't want to think of Pam's thighs. I like her and all. But, ew!
Michael dated a dog? Now that is awesome!
"sexualness" Best new Michael word!
:)!
Date: April 17, 2008 05:56 am Title: 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
What, no "If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
Michael should have a World's Hottest Boss mug. They probably sell them at Spencer Gifts.
Welcome back, Muggins. Stick around, please. We need you. Not like Michael thinks he needs Pam, though. ;)
10 [Report This]Date: April 17, 2008 05:52 am Title: 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
YAY!! A Muggins sighting AND a S1 Michael story to boot!! This day is starting out all right!! It can only go downhill from here. Thanks a lot.
Date: April 17, 2008 05:40 am Title: 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
I can see myself in your pants. Niiiiice.
*writes these down to entertain HooHusband later*
I do so love S1 clueless Michael. And Pam's 'schoolteacher/mommy' voice to keep Michael in line.
The best though, is Pam dragging Jim into the whole mess, “He was so going to get her back.” Hee.
Date: April 17, 2008 03:55 am Title: 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
Absolutely hilarious... I was laughing the whole way through! And the pick up lines are genius.