1 [Report This]Date: May 04, 2023 07:25 pm Title: Five Golden Rings
HOLY SHITBALLS… WELL DONE HOLIDAY MERRIMENT!!!! Love and sexy and playful and consenting … all the best things!
1 [Report This]Date: May 04, 2023 03:53 pm Title: Three French Hens
That was ABSOFUCKINGAMAZING!!!! Love a good Karen & Pam!!!!
Date: February 28, 2021 04:34 pm Title: Eleven Pipers Piping
So. I have never found the idea of a “pearl necklace” to be a particularly sexy one.
You’ve changed my mind. Bravo.
But seriously, this was amazing. I think I really like Jim & Pam as Austinites. And I definitely like to think that, 10-ish years into marriage, they’re still having amazing sex.
1 [Report This]Date: December 25, 2020 11:33 pm Title: Twelve Drummers Drumming
There are a bunch of lines in this that just blew me away. Pam not being able to bear the thought of Jim taking her precious treasures back. It's so obvious this little teapot was a time capsule of the two of them. Jim *knowing* she's afraid of him taking the teapot back. The description of him running to get milk for her after the hot sauce incident. It's just beautiful. Bravo.
1 [Report This]Date: July 02, 2020 12:53 pm Title: Ten Lords a Leaping
In addition to being stupid hot, I was really interested in the backstory here - not a lot of canon-compliant fic exploring how Jim and Pam would have reacted to the documentary as it aired and its impact on their lives, and you make it pretty clear that's worth expanding on.
1 [Report This]Date: May 08, 2020 11:58 pm Title: A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Please do another multichapter fanfiction like this. But not just on Christmas, from different time zones. Their first time, the "nice morning too" ,after they got engaged etc. This is just sooo perfect. Thank you for this.
1 [Report This]Date: March 23, 2020 05:05 am Title: Twelve Drummers Drumming
Oh my... Oh my!
I don't have enough words to tell you how I love this chapter. The tension, the angst, the release... and the music on the background. Gahh!
Thank you so much for the perfect ending of this journey!
*went to re-read the whole story and add some new stuff to the current Jam playlist*
Date: March 20, 2020 10:45 pm Title: Twelve Drummers Drumming
Agian, this was unbelievably sweet, but still oh so hot, and completely perfect. Seriously. Perfect. This is exactly how I wish the teapot Christmas had gone down.
This whole story has been an absolute delight. I can’t wait to reread it every December from now until the end of time.
I can’t get over this chapter. If I call it perfect again, will it start to lose meaning? Because it was, I’m not even being overly dramatic. So, so good. I wish I could give it all the jellybeans...
Date: March 20, 2020 10:22 pm Title: Twelve Drummers Drumming
Uhhhhhh.....
(Has an image of AG whispering to her co-conspirators, "I think we broke his brain")
Now that's one hell of a way to have that turn out right. To have Pam storming over like that to demand to know what's up with the teapot. Bravo. Likewise to add in extra bonus gifts. Absolutely wonderful extension of the teapot.
All the rolling emotions going through everything here were a delight to read. All of which was just a great build-up to the backseat. As for that, I mean I don't think there's anything else that needs be said. No, that ending doesn't disappoint at all.
Just wow to everything this whole story has been. Thank you you three for sharing it with us all.
Date: March 20, 2020 04:11 pm Title: Eleven Pipers Piping
Wow! That was really, really good. A deluxe chapter really - we got two love scenes for the price of one. I love the bread making, I love that she has pictures of him on her phone, I love the details about her sister. Thank you, this was great.
Date: March 20, 2020 05:40 am Title: Eleven Pipers Piping
Well that was quite worth the wait. In addition to it being all sorts of steamy in all the right ways, I once again love how Jim and Pam in Austin love each other like this. They take the time to be good parents but they're also making sure to be good with each other. Makes scenes like this all the more sweet because we know how much they mean for each other.
Also loved all the references to Pam being a baker. Lovely when art can imitate life like that too.
Great job on you entire part of this.
Date: March 20, 2020 04:39 am Title: Eleven Pipers Piping
Can we all just agree that twelve days of Christmas/Smutmas isn’t enough & this story should just continue forever?
Coley, this was beautiful. I love the life you’ve created for them here. I love Pam baking with the kids & Cece sucking up to her parents. I love that it was blistering hot, but also super sweet.
I can’t wait to see which holiday you bring to life for us next... I wish I still had jellybeans left...
1 [Report This]Date: March 20, 2020 04:14 am Title: Eleven Pipers Piping
This is my favorite chapter! The perfect balance of sweet and smutty. Well done.
Date: March 17, 2020 04:33 am Title: Ten Lords a Leaping
I was fully prepared to talk about how I would read a whole multi-chapter fic on this premise of Pam and Jim dealing with the fallout of sorts from the documentary airing... But then there was the completely perfect Emily and Richard Gilmore cameo and now that’s all I can talk about. On Lauren Graham’s birthday of all days.
Talk about the belated Christmas gift that keeps on giving.
I’ll be holding you all to this Smutty Summer Series idea! Now that we know how beautifully you can write the smuts, DC, much smut will be demanded.
All in all, a lovely update, well & truly worth the wait.
Date: March 16, 2020 05:23 pm Title: Ten Lords a Leaping
Bravo DC for your part in all of this. From a guy who was dragged to the Nutcracker for years thanks to two sisters who danced in it for all those years, I'm with you Jim. At least he could have a beer during intermission. I just was grateful for the opportunity to stretch my legs. Anyway I digress.
Lovely way to wrap up your part in all of this. Delightful to see that Jim and Pam are still doing everything to connect with each other. The images of them in their fancy clothes heading out on the town was lovely. Then everything with the remote and the secret bathroom was just devilishly good fun. Great job as always.
Date: January 29, 2020 03:30 pm Title: Nine Ladies Dancing
Imagine my shock and pleasant surprise to see this update! Thank you Coley. :-) I love that they got caught. Poor Betsy.
Date: January 29, 2020 08:35 am Title: Nine Ladies Dancing
I love how you write the Halperts, really I do. Betsy is just a fun character here. Steaming ahead with all the momentum of an aircraft carrier at full steam to make sure she has the family Christmas time she wants.
Great buildup with the whispers and soft touches between Jim and Pam there in the theater. Especially when Larissa started talking to. It was as if we could actually see Pam glowing from all the blushing. Which of course Jim enjoys entirely to much.
Then of course their "not-so-quickie" in the closet. Hot, steamy, vivid, pick your adjective. And then to have Larrisa be the one to find them like that. Just great. I can totally see Tom and Pete cheering and high fiving while their wives look on with a combination of bemusement and "why don't we do things like this anymore" while the nieces and nephews are wondering what they're all cheering about.
Kinda fun to think that this is how Pam finally feels like she belongs. However I totally get why she'd take Betsy to the ballet from then on out.
Well worth the wait.
Date: January 29, 2020 01:29 am Title: Nine Ladies Dancing
Another Flag Day reference that means absolutely nothing to me. Seems about right. You know I’m counting on a Flag Day story now, right? Something to do with raising masts? 😉
I’m sorry, I can’t deal with this conversation from two angles - can you imagine?! If my sister in law was casually making conversation with me about a stage production whilst my husband had his sexy on I would DIE. Dead. Fully dead.
I may die of secondhand embarrassment just from reading this? (I’m pretty sure that’s a compliment).
Oh cool, a Diwali reference that I was totally prepared for. Cool, cool. It’s fine. I’m fine.
Scratch what I said earlier. I was being melodramatic... I think maybe my sister in law catching me in act is the thing that would kill me. Oh. My. God.
Wow. Welcome to the family indeed. I need more jellybeans for this story...
Date: January 02, 2020 01:45 pm Title: Three French Hens
So let me understand this...the idea was that DC didn't or couldn't write smut, and so she goes ahead and writes a smokin' hot threesome? Yeah, I think we'll be looking for more smut from DC in the future. (Like maybe in a little story about an Old Heart?)
Date: January 02, 2020 12:43 pm Title: Eight Maids a Milking
The spider-deer hat! Here I was enjoying a nice guilty pleasure story before heading into work and of all the things, ALL THE THINGS, the spider-deer hat shows up. I'm just glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything at the time. *slow clap* Bravo. Okay, onto the rest of the chapter.
As for the rest. I mean yeah, what else is there to say that hasn't been said already. Your gift for description and setting the scene are rightly on display here. It's just so much fun seeing Jim and Pam so in love like this when they're intimate with each other.
1 [Report This]Date: January 02, 2020 12:29 pm Title: Seven Swans a Swimming
Okay, I'll get to reading the rest of this chapter in a second. But first let me just get this out of my whiskey loving system. Holy shit Pappy 23! *drools in envy* Yeah, make sure that gets hidden away somewhere safe. Yeah, other than dreaming about a bourbon like that, I got nothing else other than wishing I could be sipping on a dram right now while reading this. Also no as I have to leave for work in an hour. Dear god please let the weekend get here fast.
No wonder Jim and Pam need a break. Both of their families over for Christmas and New Years? Yeah, I'd probably go a little crazy too. However the way they go about reconnecting here is just lovely. Great scene setting with the hot tub and outdoor escape area. Very romantic. Gotta love Betsy and Gerry here. They're just the best and I love how they're portrayed in this chapter.
Date: January 02, 2020 09:24 am Title: Eight Maids a Milking
I smiled when they started to talk about the logo. I laughed out loud when she put the hat on him. You girls are AMAZING!
Date: January 02, 2020 04:07 am Title: Eight Maids a Milking
“Because I can just get you a Flyers hat and a dirty magazine, and then everybody wins.” THIS. This is the review, this chapter was all about the Flyers hat, dirty magazine and a win for all. So good.
Date: January 02, 2020 03:59 am Title: Seven Swans a Swimming
This was absolutely delightful & just solidifies that Jim’s parents are the best. Also, I lost it with Tom’s comment. Amazing.
1 [Report This]Date: January 02, 2020 03:46 am Title: Six Geese a Laying
This answered the question of what if Hallmark movies were R rated and I am here for it...