1 [Report This]Date: June 14, 2020 05:16 am Title: Chapter 1
I mean all of it but specifically this
All he cares about is melting her into a puddle of goo so that when they move to Austin, she is still seeped into the pavement of this house.
I mean just murder me with your words, go ahead
1 [Report This]Date: May 31, 2020 01:19 pm Title: Chapter 1
Oh boy, I loved that ending. Seriously, delightful. This whole thing was absolutely lovely and yes I will pause the episode every time to come back and read this because I’m pretty sure it’s canon now.
Author's Response: Ha! I love that :) Thank you!
1 [Report This]Date: May 31, 2020 11:49 am Title: Chapter 1
“I just realized, I didn’t know their names until last week.”
I laughed so hard at that line! Just amazing work.
Thank you for your story!
Author's Response: Yes! I loved that party too. I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
1 [Report This]Date: May 31, 2020 04:45 am Title: Chapter 1
This just made my day thank you so much
Author's Response: Aww thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
1 [Report This]Date: May 31, 2020 03:28 am Title: Chapter 1
Oh AG. Why must you do this to me? Also, please never stop.
“But he is staring at her like she both holds up the world and like he wants to devour her entirely and doesn’t know where to start. He gets that way a lot. It is her undoing.”— MY GOD.
You know, by supplying us with these wonderful gems you will be even more relentlessly badgered in the chat for more. We’re like Pavlov's dogs for your writing, I hope you know that.
Anyway, I love, love, love this.
Author's Response:
*insert shrugging gif* It's my fate I guess.
I mean, so long as you don't mind getting badgered right back, I'm all for a bullying relationship.
Thanks love!
1 [Report This]Date: May 30, 2020 09:39 pm Title: Chapter 1
Wow. *Slow clap*
Author's Response: *blushes*
1 [Report This]Date: May 30, 2020 09:11 pm Title: Chapter 1
You are so gifted???? Can’t believe this started in the chat and became an actual thing??? Yeah, I think the neighborhood won’t be forgetting the Halperts anytime soon!!!
Author's Response: Haha, thank you! Sometimes chat badgering produces a few gems :)
1 [Report This]Date: May 30, 2020 09:05 pm Title: Chapter 1
Another gem from you AG. I just love the fact that they still just basically attack each other like that. Even after two kids and all the S9 drama, they're still that wantonly passionate for each other. Incredibly descriptive as always. Also love the fact that now that they're leaving they really let loose.
The coda there with the neighbors was just the cherry on top of this whole story. Great job as usual.
Author's Response: The "coda" was one of my favorite parts :) Thanks Warrior!
1 [Report This]Date: May 30, 2020 07:09 pm Title: Chapter 1
You are a gift to this fandom, and I need you to never change your fanfic writing ways.
See? Do you see now why I said I needed you to write this story? It’s so perfect. Start to end, from the witty banter, to the sweet Jim moments, to the dirty, dirty smut - it’s just perfect.
I got kinda sad reading the paragraph where Jim remembers all of his combined memories of the house but then he tries to literally fuck Pam into the house and I felt better about it. They can create new memories in Austin.
AGIAN. FOR YOUR NEXT TRICK I NEED YOU TO WRITE THE FIC WHERE THEY CHRISTEN THEIR NEW HOUSE AND MEET THEIR NEW NEIGHBORS.
“Use your words” is another one of those lines that’s always going to get me.
I can’t even pick a favorite moment in this entire thing. Her dress rips. They break a mirror. The moment in the kitchen where he swipes at her chin with his thumb and then she licks him off of him? Okay, maybe that’s the favorite. And the ending! Poor Henry.
Thank you so much for writing this! You’re the best.
Author's Response:
"For your next trick" GURL. I AIN'T NO WIZARD (*slowly sneaks away and makes a new Google Doc*)
You also pick up on my favorite parts. I love that. Twins.
Thanks, love!