1 [Report This]Date: December 05, 2022 01:23 am Title: Human Relations? I don't think so
So the real question is… who’s the daughter’s real father?
Author's Response: I heard it was one of the founders of the company. Some old guy...
1 [Report This]Date: December 05, 2022 01:21 am Title: J. Crew Model???
What a Karen.
Author's Response: Totes
1 [Report This]Date: December 04, 2022 11:37 am Title: J. Crew Model???
Oh I loved this one! High grade sashimi, lol!!! It made me recall Michael’s comment about how this is a BAD rumor because some people think models are vapid and it’s set the industry back quite a bit… just pieces of high end meat. I’m believing that this is coming from Rolando because he just strikes me as this gossipy, snarky, in the know receptionist… and love the little dig about how supposedly Karen ignored Jim’s advances to reunite but it didn’t seem truthful… sooo good. And def makes me thing HD vibes with the email address and DILF! Just love!!!
Author's Response: Oh this is totally Rolando! But yeah, who doesn't love a DILF??
1 [Report This]Date: December 04, 2022 11:37 am Title: J. Crew Model???
Oh I loved this one! High grade sashimi, lol!!! It made me recall Michael’s comment about how this is a BAD rumor because some people think models are vapid and it’s set the industry back quite a bit… just pieces of high end meat. I’m believing that this is coming from Rolando because he just strikes me as this gossipy, snarky, in the know receptionist… and love the little dig about how supposedly Karen ignored Jim’s advances to reunite but it didn’t seem truthful… sooo good. And def makes me thing HD vibes with the email address and DILF! Just love!!!
Author's Response: Oh this is totally Rolando! But yeah, who doesn't love a DILF??
Date: December 03, 2022 12:15 pm Title: J. Crew Model???
Leave it to Karen’s ego to tell people that
Jim wanted her back. The writers were correct to name her Karen.
Author's Response: HAHAHA!! They so were!
Date: December 02, 2022 09:26 am Title: He Loves Cheating More than He Loves Pretzels
The secret affair that's not a secret. Good call to email into the rumor line.
Author's Response: Well, it's what kicked this whole thing off after all...
1 [Report This]Date: December 02, 2022 06:26 am Title: Scranton Spotted
I wanna meet that busty receptionist.
Author's Response: Sure you don't wanna meet the tall salesman instead?
Date: December 01, 2022 04:29 pm Title: Scranton Spotted
Whoever is spotting this one is getting around more than just in Scranton. Ooh! could be one of the doc crew members. I'm sure they could have a TON of stuff they'd love to share.
Author's Response: Oh they are most definitely getting around. twss
Date: November 30, 2022 08:27 pm Title: Yo Quiero Taco Bell
Kind feels like Oscar wrote his one blurb here. Added a few things to try and throw off the scent, but it feels a bit to concise to come from anyone else.
Author's Response: I guess we'll never know...
Date: November 30, 2022 08:25 pm Title: Nepo baby
Feels like this is something Clark would write after Erin rejected him. Feels a little vindictive for sure, but then again that's the thing with being anonymous, one can say things a bit more freely than one otherwise would.
Author's Response: People can indeed say what they want, but this person is definitely bitter!
1 [Report This]Date: November 30, 2022 05:47 pm Title: Nepo baby
Okay, I had to read this one a couple times more closely… made me think of Erin… but then not Erin… then, all of a sudden, I realized that Erin is actually KELLY Erin!!! This is so clever and fun! You two are just too much— and I love it!!!
Author's Response: You're too cute! Thank you!!!
Date: November 30, 2022 08:53 am Title: What is The List?
Oh, my! I meant to say that I am not familiar with this deuxmoi. I’m sorry for my bad English and hope it does not confuse you so much.
Author's Response: It doesn't don't worry! You're amazing for being able to write so fluently!!
Date: November 30, 2022 08:46 am Title: What is The List?
How delightful this is! I am familiar with this deuxmoi as such, but this is a very interesting and unique take on these characters and I’m quite enamored with the both of you for coming up with such a fun little idea.
Good job my friends! I thank you for this!
Author's Response: Ah thank you! Hope you enjoy :)
1 [Report This]Date: November 29, 2022 01:57 pm Title: Yo Quiero Taco Bell
Ooooh. I love this sooooo much!! It s got just enough snark and sass and humor and it’s just a little tiny treat every day! Def gonna follow the Deuxmoi site! Thanks as always for sharing your creativity and Office love with us… I’m not worthy!!!
Author's Response: Oh thank you so much! Deffo check out Deuxmoi, you'll LOVE it
Date: November 27, 2022 10:00 pm Title: Eating Disorder
Oh Kelly. I've got a feeling this is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to her submissions. She's found a new outlet for all her thoughts and even better for her, no one can stop her. Excellent Kelly for sure.
Author's Response: Oh she's totally the fodder for like 99% of this site
Date: November 27, 2022 09:48 pm Title: Real manure? False
Feels like Dwight is defending himself here and trying to stay incognito while doing it. Using language like totally to try and throw off the scent but not quite working. That's kind of fun for sure.
Author's Response: Well, Dwight was ADAMANT it's not store bought, so....
1 [Report This]Date: November 27, 2022 04:28 pm Title: Eating Disorder
Dude, you're too good at these. You put me to shame.
Author's Response: I know. I’m proud of me to.
Date: November 25, 2022 09:09 am Title: Scranton Spotted
This feels like a Kelly submission all day long. The clue for me is the Ashton Kutcher reference. I will say this one is kind of fun to think about who is sending these submissions and why. So that's fun.
Author's Response: Scranton is just full of people desperate to be spotted!
Date: November 25, 2022 09:07 am Title: Big Tuna's Little Swimmers Won First Place
So I have a few ideas as to who submitted this one. It doesn't feel like Pam because I don't see her talking about her and Jim like that. The pseudonym and general judgmentalness of it screams Angela for sure. But the email address comes from Pratt. Who from Pratt would have a bone to pick with Pam? Would Alex really be keeping up a beef a year later? That the thing about this is that one doesn't really know for sure.
Author's Response: Ah that's the thing about The List, you never really know who's submitted, and you can really only make a guess about who it's about! It wants to keep you on your toes!
Date: November 25, 2022 08:57 am Title: Low Quabity Lungs
I mean which rumor do you choose from? There are just so many. In fact it's probably Creed himself submitting this one just to add further confusion to everything being said or not said about him. Wouldn't put it past the guy if he can actually figure out how to use the internet.
Author's Response: You know what? It would totally track that it's Creed haha!
Date: November 25, 2022 08:55 am Title: He's Gay... Ever Heard of It?
I find it hysterical that Broccoli Rob is the one who sent this in. That guy just keeps throwing shade despite being so far out of college. However Andy's an easy target for sure. And to a degree he kind of does it to himself too.
Author's Response: Andy is ABSOLUTELY an easy target here!!
Date: November 25, 2022 08:52 am Title: What is The List?
Finally getting into this one. Should be fun to see what's going on. Also we've found Kelly's new obsession.
Author's Response: We totally have :)
1 [Report This]Date: November 24, 2022 10:49 pm Title: What is The List?
This is a lot of fun!
Author's Response: Thank you so much!! Glad you're enjoying it!
1 [Report This]Date: November 24, 2022 02:39 pm Title: Big Tuna's Little Swimmers Won First Place
What’s wrong with his nose??
Author's Response: *shrugging Jim gif*
1 [Report This]Date: November 22, 2022 12:57 pm Title: He's Gay... Ever Heard of It?
Pseudonyms, Please: YB
Email: iheartknitters@gmail.com
Subject: Man, I love this fic already…
Author's Response: We thank you greatly