Date: April 02, 2007 06:41 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Wait? Angela is his first offical girlfriend? Dude, that guy needs a life!
I love how the pranks from yesterday are dreams in this one.
How the hell will Jim get out of this mess? Hehe!
YAY!
Author's Response: Yes. She's his first "OFFICIAL" girlfriend on paper. For some reason the other girls he "dated" wouldn't sign the legal papers. Weird, huh? Needs a life? Dude, look at the guy's time...he is rocking busy... Paintball, Anime festivals, Beet Farmining, Deer Hunting, Watching 200+ movies, being a Volunteer Sheriff, rebuilding his Muscle Car... when is there time for womeN?
Date: April 02, 2007 02:13 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
soooo mean!
Author's Response: Yay! Your very first review!!!! I promise by the end of this epic saga you will be righting five page reviews saying stuff like "HA! I knew Jim would...." and "Dwight should be stuffed in a....." and "Wow! Didn't know Weiner Dogs could do that. I almost feel sorry for Karen, almost."
Date: April 02, 2007 12:54 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
haha! You are evil!! Though I gotta say, the Jim/Pam thing? Niiiice [/Kevin]
"Pretty sure my hand is up your panties." Good Lord lol.
Author's Response: Pretty sure you misread that. Jim would NEVER say that. What he really said was "Pretty sure my hand is up here on top of the table." ............................... "Now, my other hand...."
Date: April 01, 2007 11:30 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
DAMN and I was so hopeful about the - uh - proceedings!!! especially that last one.
well thanks a lot for bringing my hopes up. I hope you get a bucket of yoghurt on your head and you're forced to get another chapter done in a day. ha.
Author's Response: Moofoot.... don't forget Jim likes yoghurt, especially mixed berry, so your plan might backfire. He might rush over to help me.... you know.... lick it off... or something. Would write more but.... cold shower.
Date: April 01, 2007 11:00 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
not sure i can scrape my jaw off the floor with me laughing so hard at the same time.
Author's Response: eeeeeeewwww! Scrape? Like, your jaw hit the floor and shattered causing blood and goo to go everywhere? Are you sure you meant scrape? Surely, "picked" your jaw off the floor, surely? Please! Because my insurance can not cover accidental jaw explosion. I've got the world's suckiest insurance plan. The hot dog guy has better insurance!
Date: April 01, 2007 10:04 pm Title: Chapter 34 - Rapid Tail Action occurs in Smitten State
Ok WOW. I went away for two weeks and have been sitting here catching up on everything I missed. THIS IS THE BEST CHAPTER YET. Seriously. I love love this chapter and your use of smitten? priceless. I will pat myself on the back and take complete and total credit for this beauty. ;)
Author's Response: Smitten is one of the best words EVER! WHOOOOO!!! Continue patting and take total credit, you so deserve it!!!
Date: April 01, 2007 08:01 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Ahhhhhh! Well played!
Author's Response: Can I just say that you have a very interesting screen name there tdmk? I mean that's loaded with a lot of innuendo when you're talking about a human. A LOT of innuendo. *Fanning self*
Author's Response: I should mention my best friend's name is Kitty. So... when I told her your name, she was like "the dominant male, Kitty?" I said sure. She wants your phone number.
Date: April 01, 2007 07:42 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Haha! I was like... JAN AGREED TO MARRY MICHAEL???
Too bad the Jim/Pam thing wasn't real :(.
Author's Response: Why can I see them getting drunk and getting married in Atlantic City. Does that not seem fitting? Jan waking up on the boardwalk wearing a torn wedding dress. Damn. I'm going to have to write that in. Screw the Dundies...I want drunk Jan!
Date: April 01, 2007 07:34 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
K, I always check for this fic when I check which has been limited due to crazy RL but when I read Kelly walked off and married Wally I knew it was April Fool's day joke. Good job.
Author's Response:
But...but... Wally is sooo handsome. A good job. Many excellent qualities!!!!
Date: April 01, 2007 05:46 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
That was funny and I can tell you had fun writing that last part with Jim and Pam. :)
Author's Response: What are you doing wasting time reading my crap and writing reviews! It is time for another chapter of Betrothal, Courtship, Vanquish! Priorities! Priorities!!!
Date: April 01, 2007 02:39 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Muggins, you are just EVIL! Please leave the fourth part!!!
Author's Response: You are sick! Sick, I tell you! I may be EVIL but you, my bold reviewer, are....oh, okay, I'll leave the fourth part. :0
Date: April 01, 2007 01:05 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Haaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha! That was great.
Date: April 01, 2007 01:04 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Oh, and by the way: can you keep the Jim-feeling-Pam-up part in the real story? That was really good. Ok, I'm done. :)
Author's Response: He wasn't feeling her up! He was just stetching and his hand got caught. These things happen!
Date: April 01, 2007 01:03 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Oh my Lordy! You should've seen my mouth drop...that was so great! Thanks Muggins!
Author's Response: Photographs! Next time you need to send photographs!
Date: April 01, 2007 12:59 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
LOL. I completely forgot about April Fools. But maybe you can leave the Jim/Pam part in the story and find a way to work it in ;) b/c I definitely didn't mind reading that.
Author's Response: Your wish is my command....
Date: April 01, 2007 12:54 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
BWAH! I was like, WHAT THE CRAP? This fic has majorly veered into a different direction. Kudos. You got me.
Author's Response:
Oh man! You are so not going to like tomorrow's chapter where Kelly admits she's been secretly working for the FBI and is pulling Dwight in for his alleged black-market beet selling. Also, Karen is actually Michael's long-lost sister who ran away when she was 6 because...well...because she was Michael's sister. Oh, and Creed? Is a woman.
Date: April 01, 2007 12:48 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
MEAN! I was confused from the start, but it was the Kelly and Ryan part that made me go "wait a minute..."
Date: April 01, 2007 12:45 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
you are a riot!
Author's Response:
thank you...I think.
Date: April 01, 2007 12:19 pm Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Office fans are the BEST pranksters! This was great!
Date: April 01, 2007 12:06 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
Hahaha! Dude, I didn't even realize that it was April Fools Day until I read this chapter. Now I have to go prank someone...
Author's Response: Who did you prank? What did you do? Give me all the juicy details!
Date: April 01, 2007 11:38 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
LOL! Totally got me!
Author's Response: It takes a big man to admit that....and you are that big man. Oh? You have a really deep voice....
Date: April 01, 2007 11:19 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
OK, you got me! Good one!
Author's Response: Wow! Really? You even believed the Jim and Pam part? Wow!
Date: April 01, 2007 11:16 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Muggins, thou art evil! You got a big laugh out of me though, so its ok. ;o)
Date: April 01, 2007 11:05 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
So not cool... :)
Author's Response: ;) That may be one of the nicest reviews I ever got. Have you considered writing haikus? You have a way with words.
Date: April 01, 2007 10:53 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Oh man. You had me up until the Kelly and Ryan thing... I don't know why Michael and Jan didn't make me suspicious... You rock. :)
Author's Response: Because secretly you know that Jan is just so WILD that she'd do anything...ANYTHING! She's like a ball of fire burning off the eyebrows of Michael Scott and wow is it a good thing I don't write Erotica because that was so not hot.