Date: March 15, 2007 12:44 am Title: Abomination of the written word.
All the tall and the sad and the tallly-ness and the sadly-ness and the teabagging [crap, I'm sure I lost it at that one] and the machinegunning and the fornicating and the bossofdancing and the supply closet and the random macarena and She was as lonely as a single sheet of off-white bond, mistakenly placed on the optic bright cardstock shelf. and the sadnessandthesadloneliness and wow, GENIUS! So good.
Author's Response: It's amazing how all the beautiful bad parts can come together in one gelatinous congealed mass of badness.....
Date: March 14, 2007 10:17 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
Wow...that was...wow. Seriously, folks no one else should ever write fanfic again. I mean, come on, how can you top that? LOVED IT.
Author's Response:
Seriously, folks no one else should ever write fanfic again.
Azlin, you naughty thing. this is not what I was going for. People need to write MORE fanfic, not less!
Date: March 14, 2007 09:46 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
That was so great! Wait, I mean bad... but so enjoyable! My favorite part was Roy - both when her 'peppered' reception with bullets and got it on with Karen. Too fun!
Author's Response: Nothing like Heavily Armed! Roy.....
10 [Report This]Date: March 14, 2007 09:41 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
This is not a badfic.
This is a besteverfic.
Author's Response: Why thank you. I was definitely going for an Ed Wood kind of bad....so bad it's funny....
Date: March 14, 2007 08:45 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
the hardest I've laughed in a looong time! thank you for this. haha, I'm still laughing.
Author's Response: "Thank You," the author typed gratefully. And then, she cried, because the term "Teabagging" makes her snort coffee through her nose, and it hurts.
10 [Report This]Date: March 14, 2007 07:55 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
AHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
You had me at teabagging.
Author's Response:
You had me at teabagging.
Heheheh. That's what he said.
10 [Report This]Date: March 14, 2007 07:48 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
I am literally CRYING right now, I am laughing so hard. Really, truly, tears-streaming-down-the-face crying. My god, this is hilarious.
"And then, Roy came in with a machine gun."
Hahahahahaha. Awesome.
Author's Response: What? It could happen!
10 [Report This]Date: March 14, 2007 06:43 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
i haven't laughed that hard (twss) whilst reading a fic in quite some time.
tallly. omg.
Author's Response: Excellent....."laughing" and "TWSS" were what I was going for!
Date: March 14, 2007 06:41 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
Hilarious! Too many great lines to quote. Brilliant.
Author's Response: Thanks. I confess that I snorted aloud more than once while writing it.
Date: March 14, 2007 06:02 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
Hilariously awful. Or maybe awfully hilarious. I dunno, either way, you rock.
Author's Response: Why, yes, I do rock. Yes. I. do.
10 [Report This]Date: March 14, 2007 05:52 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
Jim slammed his cup down with tall anger.
Best. Line. Ever. This is awesome. Can't wait to see what other people come up with. This one may be hard to top though. Well done.
Author's Response: My only regret is that I allowed Jim to enter the room without noting that he happens to be tall. Also, not enough dancing.
Date: March 14, 2007 05:33 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
She sadly wondered if Karen had been doing any teabagging lately, and then felt very, very sad.
That is the funniest line in the history of fan fiction.
*snort*
Author's Response: Thanks! I was wondering if I should have worked in a few more "sads" or at least another "very...."
Date: March 14, 2007 05:32 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
Your fic was so bad it was good, like a cabbage patch kid is so ugly it's cute. Loved it!
Author's Response: Yes, the Cabbage Patch Kid of Fanfic! that just may be this story!
Date: March 14, 2007 05:28 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
Jesus, I cannot stop laughing at this. The teabagging? Karen taunting Pam? MY GOD this is so damned funny. (Seriously, I'm trying to get a hold of myself, and I can't.)
Author's Response: I want to go down (TWSS) in history as the first person ever to use the term "teabagging" in angsty Pam scene. Thus, I win at life.
10 [Report This]Date: March 14, 2007 05:22 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
Oh my god I am dying!! This may be the single funniest thing I've read in a very long time!! And quite awful!! Hooray!
Author's Response: Hooray, indeed. Badness rocks.
Date: March 14, 2007 05:18 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
Dreadful. Simply dreadful.
And yet I laughed, and I'm still smiling. I guess I like bad fanfic.
Author's Response: It's a bit like eating candy corn, isn't it?
7 [Report This]Date: March 14, 2007 05:10 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
She sadly wondered if Karen had been doing any teabagging lately, and then felt very, very sad. And lonely.
Me too. Poor Pam. Right more! Sequels follow the first parts of stories so you can totally do one after this. Like Empyre Strykes Back [y's are vowels].
Author's Response: Oooh, a Sci-Fi/Fantasy Crossover Bad!Fic? I LOVE IT. Now, sharky, you know what comes next. Go write it for me. It will verily ROCK. Bonus points if the Unicorns have gossamer wings.
Date: March 14, 2007 05:04 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
She sadly wondered if Karen had been doing any teabagging lately, and then felt very, very sad. And lonely.
"Hi," he said tall-ly.
"Hi." she said, sadly.
I think I just died a little... thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!
Author's Response: "You are very welcome," the author typed sillilly.
Date: March 14, 2007 04:54 pm Title: Abomination of the written word.
I'm laughing so hard I can barely type.