Date: October 21, 2007 08:17 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
Freaking hysterical. And yet, for BADFIC... very well-written?!?
Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it. :)
Date: April 29, 2007 07:25 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
"Just let me know when it's my turn to do something," Jim said, polishing up his fingernails as he does every hour to maintain his manicure. "I haven't been used much this season and would appreciate another line or two."
"Hold on a second," said Karen, in a businesslike way. She then said something sincere to a supporting character. "I have to do that every fifteen minutes, they say it's part of my charm."
Hahaha---Too true! This is quite funny, and not too "bad," I should say! Looking forward to more! -CH
Date: April 04, 2007 09:53 am Title: The DCMP Signal
Hilarious and, unfortunately, so very true in many ways, especially this:
"I put a bow on me to emphasize that I'm the prize for the winner,"
Date: March 26, 2007 10:02 am Title: The DCMP Signal
haha, that is so funny. :). loved it
Date: March 20, 2007 09:09 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
Deliciously Bad.
Hauntingly Bad.
I offer you a crown and sceptre, because you are the King of Bad Fanfic.
Author's Response: Thank you to you and everyone else here who took the time to comment,
Date: March 20, 2007 02:24 am Title: The DCMP Signal
Awesome. Just awesome. In LOVE with ridiculous fics. WE NEED MORE!
Date: March 19, 2007 09:45 am Title: The DCMP Signal
This story is made of win.
9 [Report This]Date: March 19, 2007 08:50 am Title: The DCMP Signal
"I put a bow on me to emphasize that I'm the prize for the winner," he said big eared but covered up by flippy hairly.
I...I just...there are no words. That was so awesomely bad. Well done! :D
Date: March 19, 2007 06:53 am Title: The DCMP Signal
We enter the scene as Karen is smothering Jim with her multiple tentacles of boringness.
And, from there, it just gets funnier. Yeay, Swedge!
Date: March 19, 2007 06:19 am Title: The DCMP Signal
God, I can't stop laughing at this. "mung beanly"? "big eared"? And I really love the touch of putting the red sash on himself. This is very clever, Swedge. Nicely done.
Date: March 19, 2007 12:49 am Title: The DCMP Signal
Ouch, oh ouch! OMG, this was brilliant! You crack me up on the TWoP forums and you've done it again here! LOVED the Jim descriptions! And this line: "'Bah, then we will fight to the death.' Karen exclaimed with all the personality she could muster, for a character that hasn't been fleshed out by the writers."
Too funny!
Date: March 19, 2007 12:17 am Title: The DCMP Signal
omg...this was by far the best worst story EVER
10 [Report This]Date: March 18, 2007 11:50 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
I think you broke my brain.
In a good way.
Date: March 18, 2007 10:20 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
Wow. Your use of adverbs is simply astounding.
I'm trying to come up with a proper review, but I just can't stop wondering how one "cries like a manila folder." So awesome.
Date: March 18, 2007 09:52 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
Lines that I am in love with:
Karen exclaimed with all the personality she could muster, for a character that hasn't been fleshed out by the writers.
Jim took the time to make his hair more perfect, a strand had fallen out of place.
"Hold on a second," said Karen, in a businesslike way. She then said something sincere to a supporting character. "I have to do that every fifteen minutes, they say it's part of my charm."
"I understand," said Pam, cutely, like a puppy but with added cuteness.
And, like, everything else too. Soooooo bad, but so good.
Date: March 18, 2007 09:49 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
Sombrero-snorting laughter ensued upon reading Swedge's dreadfully bad and dreadful fanfic. Swedge's bad fanfic was meaner than a junkyard dog. The "the je ne sais quois of freshly mowed snow" was especially snort-worthy, horrible, dreadful, and terrible.
I believe THAT is the first example of dreadfully bad reviewing. Thank you.
Date: March 18, 2007 09:18 pm Title: The DCMP Signal
OMG-so so bad!!!
I love it!