10 [Report This]Date: October 23, 2007 08:40 am Title: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse
LMAO Lincoln Log made me SERIOUSLY laugh out loud. There were tears!
Great job :)
Author's Response: Wow. Thank you!
10 [Report This]Date: October 23, 2007 08:40 am Title: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse
HA! Oh man, I will never look at Lincoln Logs with a straight face again! Nicely done!
Author's Response: lol... thanks!
Date: October 23, 2007 08:17 am Title: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse
"How… am I alive? And… why I am talking
to a muscular mouse in a cape?" Now THAT is funny : ) You're on a roll!
Author's Response: Thanks... just thinking of that stupid line made me laugh. I'm insane.
Date: October 22, 2007 10:54 am Title: Battle Buddies
God, I don't think anybody would ever want to know that Michael was thinking about them while he was in the shower. *shudder* Great cold opening!
Author's Response: Lol.. Yeah, I thought that would thoroughly horrify Jim.. thanks!
Date: October 22, 2007 07:01 am Title: Battle Buddies
First, let me say that I loved "Jim-Jimmeree,
Jim-Jimmeree, Jim-Jim-Jiree!"--excellent!
You are so good at capturing these characters, esp. Michael, which is hard. But I can totally see him doing and everything you write. And thank you--SO MUCH--for addressing Jim's car. I remember that bothered me alot. I was so happy when I saw you mentioned it.
Author's Response: Wow, thanks! You really miss that Corolla, huh? lol... I guess Jim's raise and everything kinda lead to the new car but they never really made mention of it. Glad I brought "closure" to it! And as far as "Jim-Jimmeree" goes... I'm constantly trying to think of new stupid things for Michael to say...lol...
Date: October 22, 2007 06:52 am Title: Battle Buddies
LOL! You're just amazing--I can always envision every scene.
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Date: October 17, 2007 04:42 pm Title: The Joker Quit and Went to Staples.
You must be the funnest guy ever to work with.
Author's Response: Wow. You obviously don't work with me. : ) Actually, we have a few laughs here. That's a nice thing to say, thank you!
9 [Report This]Date: October 17, 2007 01:21 pm Title: Dummies
I love this series... I think it's so in-character (which is something that I always appreciate) and funny. I can imagine most (if not all) of this things happening in the show.
Author's Response: Thank you! That is high praise! I really appreciate that!
Date: October 17, 2007 09:21 am Title: The Joker Quit and Went to Staples.
I can't get over how clever all of these are! You always capture the characters perfectly.
Author's Response: Thanks so much! You guys make me better, and I mean that!
Date: October 17, 2007 07:22 am Title: Subterior Motive
eww. andy is so gross! "THAT... is where Andy Bernard will park his Xterra." I can totally see him saying that.
Author's Response: lol.. he is kinda skeevy, ain't he? Thanks!
Date: October 17, 2007 07:04 am Title: The Joker Quit and Went to Staples.
Excellent! I'm grinning : )
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: October 16, 2007 09:00 pm Title: Subterior Motive
It's so nice to know that you didn't stop being a genius while I was away...
Author's Response: THERE YOU ARE!!! I was wondering where the Shass got to! Thanks! Missed ya!
Date: October 12, 2007 07:50 am Title: Subterior Motive
So glad to have fanfic back and a new cold opening. Great, as always.
Author's Response: Thanks a lot!
Date: October 12, 2007 07:47 am Title: Subterior Motive
Loved the analogy. Very Andy. It even made me laugh out loud. : )
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Date: October 12, 2007 07:45 am Title: Business Cards
My favorite part was when Dwight was comparing it to how a grown man would touch a boy, and he just doesn't get what he's saying. Great job!
Author's Response: I love when they do that on the show. Michael and Dwight often never realize exactly what they are saying... thanks!
9 [Report This]Date: October 02, 2007 02:09 pm Title: Business Cards
Whatever it is you do to keep coming up with these clever and funny cold opens - keep doing it. I love how you seem to channel the characters so well.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: October 02, 2007 10:21 am Title: Bag man
Just caught up on this story. Thank you for making me laught out loud at work. My cubby neighbors now know I am officially crazy.
I loved these stories, they were short, sweet and funny. I agree w/ Michael Target is better.
Best name ever: Sunflower Dawn Fergie Scarlett Johansson Aguilera Beesly Halpert
Author's Response: I'm hoping those crazy kids really name their child that...lol.. thanks!
8 [Report This]Date: October 01, 2007 06:46 pm Title: A Rose By Any Other Name
"Pam and Jim watch her like she’s an active volcano." Such a funny line!!! You write a perfect Kelly!
Author's Response: Kelly is hilarious. I'm glad you think I capture her!
8 [Report This]Date: October 01, 2007 06:42 pm Title: Four Stars
Wow. This chapter was awesome - I could feel the passion increasing as Jim described his feelings for "the movie". So very hot.
Author's Response: Wow. I wrote something hot. That's cool. I didn't think I could write hotness... thanks!
8 [Report This]Date: October 01, 2007 06:32 pm Title: Peanuts - Super-Hero Parent Killers
This was hilarious!
"What? An exploding planet SHOT Superman’s
parents?!? How… How did they even DRAW that?"
Great line!
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Date: October 01, 2007 06:27 pm Title: Early
Lowering Michael's chair each week is too funny! I'm glad Toby found a way to get back at Michael a bit.
Author's Response: Yeah, Toby needs a little weekly revenge against Michael. It's only fair! Thanks!
Date: October 01, 2007 01:50 pm Title: Bag man
Oh Michael. Once again, great opening. : )
-Rose
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: October 01, 2007 07:24 am Title: The Other
These openings are all really great, but I must say, this is probably my favourite. Trickery by Photoshop. They are indeed the most dangerous couple out there. :)
Author's Response: Thanks! I love those two... a unified Jim and Pam are capable of ANYTHING.
Date: October 01, 2007 07:14 am Title: The Other
The most dangerous couple, indeed. ; ) Very funny, especially the line about ancestral mediocrity.
Author's Response: I like how that sounded too. It sounds like something stupid that Dwight would say. Thanks !
Date: October 01, 2007 07:11 am Title: The Other
You consistently make laugh! What a gift you have! I can envision each one of these cold openings and would so love to see this one in particular. So funny!
Author's Response: Thanks you! Believe me, I'd love to see it too!