Date: April 22, 2008 07:20 am Title: Chapter 1
Sweetpea wins at life. That is all.
“I knew I shouldn’t have let you buy that flat iron! Dammit, Beesly! That show is awful and took our time slot during the strike! This game is over, I’m going to kick your ass for real.”
Seriously that is just comedy gold. BRAVO!
Author's Response: Hee hee hee! sudzy, you are just so awesome! How much fun was it to take Andy's words, put them in Jim's mouth and direct them at Pam? A whole pantsload of fun! Comedy gold, Jerry! Thank you so much!
10 [Report This]Date: April 22, 2008 07:13 am Title: Chapter 1
"His hair sucks!"
LOL. I love this so much and is a nice kick in the pants where we all need it. Too funny!!
Author's Response: Hee hee, I loved that one, too, BlueJeanBaby! So glad you enjoyed and thanks for leaving a review because I don't need to be liked, but I do need to be praised. ;-)
Date: April 22, 2008 07:12 am Title: Chapter 1
Haha this is hilarious! You definitely outlined every doubt anyone has had and made it ridiculous. But any scenario where Pam says no is ridiculous :]
Author's Response: Right? What's gotten into people? I know, I know, blah blah season 3 blah blah. I say it's all malfeasance for malfeasance's sake!! Get over it and let's all move on to happier times! Thanks so much for reading and reviewing JamLover101!
Date: April 22, 2008 06:44 am Title: Chapter 1
Seriously? Seriously....Seriously???? NOT!!! FINALLY, someone more sarcastic than me! LOVED the new spin you put on Jim&Pam..freaking hilarious!! Your stock is rising, SweetPea, you raschal!
Author's Response:
Excellent! Just a few weeks ago I was staring at my laptop screaming I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY. Thanks for the review, JF4000.
10 [Report This]Date: April 22, 2008 06:33 am Title: Chapter 1
*ahem*
Ha.
Ha ha ha.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAHAAsnickersmorthahhahaHAHAHaA!
*Mose reads again*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!
*ahem*
Yeah, this was really funny. :D
Author's Response:
Get ready for me, love,
'Cause I'm a comer, (TWSS)
I simply gotta march,
My heart's a drummer.
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade!
HEE HEE HEE! So glad you liked it!
Date: April 22, 2008 06:07 am Title: Chapter 1
OH.MY.GOD. This is exaaaaactly what I needed this morning. I am seriously sitting here at work cracking up like a maniac. At least I haven't had my coffee yet--I'll blame it on that. Seriously, if shit goes down like some people think it will, I'm going to print this story a million times (with your permission, of course) and stand on street corners with a jaunty hat and force people to take this and READ IT. So awesome! Thanks for making me laugh!
Author's Response: One million Schrute bucks to you, Catie, for use of the word 'jaunty'! Look, just hold my hand and we can skip around the room until the next episode, saying LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU to all the 'flans' who are trying to put a turd in the Jam punchbowl. Thanks for such a great review and I'm glad you got a laugh.
10 [Report This]Date: April 22, 2008 05:54 am Title: Chapter 1
Loved it, loved it, loved it! How were you able to slip in so much office goodness in one little story??? What good is a show (or its fans) if it can't laugh at itself once in awhile. Classic.
Author's Response:
The writer's block must be well and truly over, wendolf, because I was kicking myself all day for stuff I left out! Our show is so quotable and what a big ole blast it was to turn some of our favorites around a little. Don't worry, be happy, everyone! It's all goooood! Thank you!
10 [Report This]Date: April 22, 2008 05:53 am Title: Chapter 1
Sweetpea, you are just full of...surprises. You didn't even have to ask me to laugh--I did that on my own! How 'bout that?! Fun way to start the day, especially in view of the fact that I watched Casino Night on my iPod on the train to work this morning. Sigh. Such a fangirl, but I'm not apologizing. I hope you're on a roll now, girl. No more block for you!
Author's Response: Scotch-n-Splenda toast to no more block!! Nan, we're in for a sweet ride with our favorite couple, I just know it. It's all bunnies and rainbows in Jamland and nobody's gonna rain on my parade! Thanks so much and I'm glad you had a laugh!
Date: April 22, 2008 05:51 am Title: Chapter 1
Sweetpea, you are totally mental. Don't ever change.
Let's see how many favorite lines I can quote back to you. OK, all of them. But here are just a few:
Don't you even watch the show, Pam?
That show is awful and took our time slot during the strike!
...and let that big tear roll down my plump season 2-cheek and how about that kiss, huh? That kiss has been rewound and replayed in slow motion and freeze-framed millions and millions of times. Have you ever even been on YouTube, Pam?
Lucky for me I knew something kooky was afoot and didn't spew coffee all over my monitor. BTW, is this what you do with a Mojo Stick?
Author's Response:
Such a dork, lisahoo! I can't even tell you how much fun this was to do. It didn't quite start out being so meta-meta-meta, but once it went there (with the season 2 cheek) I was all 'what the hell - let's do it!'
Yes, yes, this is what I did with Stablergirl's Mighty Mojo Fic-Stick! But I passed it back so she could whip out another awesome chapter of Famous. Ever heard of it?
Date: April 22, 2008 05:46 am Title: Chapter 1
This is hysterical! "shaking his money maker for the camera"...awesome. We needed something like this to lighten the mood a little. Just awesome! Did I mention this is awesome? Hee...
Author's Response: Isn't that Jim Halpert just the biggest tease ever, MsTina? Glad you got a good laugh out of this and thanks so much for letting me know!
10 [Report This]Date: April 22, 2008 05:41 am Title: Chapter 1
I love you. Seriously, this was the greatest stress reliever ever.
"I won't be stuck with 200 tuna dinners, Jim, I won't!" Bwa ha! Friggin hilarious.
Author's Response: YAY!!! No stress in happy Jamland, Lavenderia. Greg & Company just aren't that cruel! I'm glad you got a laugh and thanks for telling me!
Date: April 22, 2008 05:32 am Title: Chapter 1
You had me at Pam, there’s always room for jello. This is beyond perfect...you didn't miss a beat (a beet?) Every Henny-Penny fan needs to read this STAT (though, they might not get that it's a parody, lol.) So, so, so funny ;-)
Author's Response:
If only they all came this easy, Colette! (how's that for a setup?) Honestly, I'm cracking up now thinking of myself typing away this morning on the couch, bed head, mean teacher glasses, in my robe, having coffee and laughing like the giant dork that I am. If there were cameras around, I'd be the female Creed.
But...but...what if the sky falls, Colette? Just putting it out there. ;-)
Date: April 22, 2008 05:20 am Title: Chapter 1
This is the greatest thing in the history of things. Absolutely hilarious.
Author's Response: Woo hoo! One for the history books! Thanks so much, zerohhero, it was just a ton of fun to write this! Glad you got a laugh.