Summary: Now that he's with Jan, there's so much Michael's learned about love. He feels obligated to spread the word. Set sometime Season 3-ish but not specific.
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1. I'm not myself lately, I'm foolish. I don't do this by xoxoxo [Reviews - 17] 
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S3 - obviously. Not really based on any real spoilers. Jan and Michael are together - but so are Jim and Pam. So basically this scenario exists only in my head. :)
One relationship is public - the other private.
Hilarity (hopefully) insues. :)
PS - Thanks to Morning Angel for the kinda-beta and for not laughing hysterically when I told her I was trying to be the 1000th story. The sign of a real friend. :)
2. Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps... by xoxoxo [Reviews - 13] 3 (2528 words)
I need fluff. Oodles of it. I also think Michael's not nearly ready to stop dispensing advice. :)
A thousand thank yous to Morning Angel who never tells me to beat it despite her crazy schedule. She still always finds time to help me out and I appreciate it greatly. To Colette for calling this chapter a "breath of fresh air" and to Moxie - for the life of me I can't remember if I sent you this or Hourglass but either way thanks for being you!!
So come along with me won't you? To a time where Pam and Jim are together and Michael is....Michael.
Enjoy!
PS - I know there are no Medieval Times in NE Pennsylvania. But c'mon if there were - would Michael not be right on that??? I also know the show starts more like 8 PM but I had to make sure Jim would leave straight from work w/Michael. Supsend people - suspend. :) I also have never been there myself - all I know I gleaned from the WWW and some movie I can't remember where Janeane Garofalo played a waitress there. My apologies to Knaves, Knights, Dames and Damsels everywhere. ;)
3. A kiss on the hand may be quite continental... by xoxoxo [Reviews - 12] 3 (2971 words)
Oodles of love to fwf for letting me bounce ideas, to colette - for letting me borrow and Moxie for the encoragement throughout the day. (Mox - I didn't quite steal from you exactly - but I hope you like what I ended up with!)
An apology to sharky for my impatience and a hundred chocolate kisses to uncgirl - who was the first to read the fluffy bit at the end.
Be scared people. Michael's procreating. :)
