He escaped the Twin Cities after the red-headed bitch (NOT her natural color)  threw a tantrum. Scranton was an ideal location- close proximity to major cities, small town charm, and lots of women in need of proper hair care. He found her at the grocery store buying White Rain for normal hair. She obviously needed him. He sat in the parking lot of Dunder Mifflin. His eyes followed her as she rushed to her Yaris. The woman’s frizzy hair spilled out from the wool cap, and he thought, this woman needs a deep condition, as he started his car.