It had been floating off the coast of New Jersey trying to get close enough to shore to reproduce, when something brushed against him.  It lunged, bit, and quickly retreated towards deeper water. Jim jerked from his floating position, pain shooting from four small holes in his calf. A week later, Jim was taking a cold shower after work -- Thank you, Pam -- when a weird, bitter taste suddenly filled his mouth. He felt something move inside him and he coughed so violently he collapsed. The last thing he ever saw was a tiny worm sliding down the drain.