Wednesday, August 17, 2005 8:15am

pambeesly: oh my god!

jimhalpert: and good morning to you too, Miss Beesly

pambeesly: I came up with so many awesome fake disease names last night, I nearly called you

jimhalpert: you should have, I wasn't doing anything last night

jimhalpert: and even if I were, hearing fake disease names would take precedence

pambeesly: as well they should

jimhalpert: so let's hear them

pambeesly: degenerative cranial dysplasia

jimhalpert: hey, DCD is not a laughing matter, my uncle has that

pambeesly: oh be quiet :-p

pambeesly: subepidermal digititus

jimhalpert: wow, that sounds painful

pambeesly: cumulonimbitus of the eye

jimhalpert: I don't know, that almost sounds like something from Lord of the Rings, Dwight might be suspicious of that one

pambeesly: hmm, duly noted

pambeesly: okay, how about this: Turkish Mumps

jimhalpert: I think the killer nano-robots have infected your brain