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Author's Chapter Notes:
Let me preface this by saying that I don't think they would do this on the show. I try very hard to do openings that I think would be written for the show but I really don't think they would do this. But I couldn't help myself. It also negates an opening I did earlier called "Up To Speed", which is something else I didn't want to do. But, again, I couldn't help myself. lol... and one more thing. This title is WAY more sexual than I intended it to be... lol...

INT. THE OFFICE-RECEPTION AREA

It is mid-morning in the office. Pam is doing something on the computer. The rest of the office is quiet. We see that Jim is not at his desk. Then the main doors open and Katy enters. Pam looks up and is surprised.

PAM
Katy?

KATY
Hi, Pam! How are you?

Pam stands up and hugs Katy.

PAM
Wow.. I.. It's been forever! I'm good! How are you?

KATY
I'm good, I'm good... You look great.

Katy glances at Pam but is primarily looking at Jim's chair and then around the office.

PAM
Oh, thank you! So do you. What, um....
what's going on?

KATY
(embarrassed)
Well, I... I was just nearby and... I'd thought
I'd... (beat) where, um... where's Jim?

PAM
Oh.
(glances at camera, grimacing)
He's, uh... on a sales call. Should be
back soon.

KATY
Oh, ok... 'cause, I was just thinking about
him and...(beat) SO.
(gets excited)
How's married life?

PAM
Oh. Um... that... um... that
didn't work out.

KATY
(eyes wide)
Oh my God. You got a
divorce?

PAM
(laughing)
No, no... um.. we never got
married.

KATY
You didn't marry... um....

PAM
Roy.

KATY
Right! Roy. Wow. What... happened?
(touches Pam's shoulder)
I'm sorry, is it... too hard to talk about?

PAM
No, it's ok. I... found someone else.

KATY
Really! Wow. He must be a great guy.

PAM
(a little embarrassed)
He is. (beat) It's, um...  Jim.

Katy looks at Pam, not really comprehending. Then realization dawns on her face.

KATY
Oh. Oh! I didn't... Wow. I...
(looks really embarrassed)
Oh God. I shouldn't have come here...

PAM
No, no.. it's alright.

KATY
No, I...

Just then the main doors open and Jim walks in. He stop dead when he sees Katy and looks back and forth from Katy to Pam.

JIM
Uh... hey.

PAM
(to Jim, forced)
Look who's here!

JIM TALKING HEAD

JIM
Wow. Um... That was a little... uncomfortable.
I don't think I've ever been in the same room with
two girls that I've, um...(beat) been involved with.
(shakes head)
Well... that SHOULD be the height of awkward for
today.
(laughs)

INT. THE OFFICE-RECEPTION AREA

Jim is kind of nervously talking to Katy. All three look a bit nervous, actually.

JIM
So, Kety... ah... what brings you...

Pam shakes her head almost imperceptibly at Jim, who notices.

JIM(continued)
ah... here?

KATY
Oh, I was... uh, I wanted to, um...

There is a pause as everyone sort of cringes. Then the main doors open again and Karen walks in. JIm almost recoils from the sight of her and Pam's eye widen. Karen walks over to the three.

KAREN
(formally)
Hello, Jim.
(beat, then a sort of hard look at Pam)
Pam.

PAM
Karen.

There is unbelievable tension as the three look at each other. Then Karen looks at Katy, a curious look on her face. Then she extends a hand towards her.

KAREN
Hello. And you are...?

JIM TALKING HEAD

Jim is looking at the camera with a mixture of shock and horror.

JIM
Hello. And welcome to yet another episode of
"Jim Halpert -Tempter of Fate'.

Gives a classic Jim Face to the camera.


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