INT. BREAKROOM
Jim is sitting at one of the tables eating lunch and chatting with Phyllis when Oscar walks in.
JIM
Yeah, she's doing really well. She's turning out
some really nice stuff.
PHYLLIS
That's great.
OSCAR
(coming over)
Talking about Pam?
JIM
Yeah. Becoming a regular Picasso.
OSCAR
Seeing her this weekend?
JIM
(dejected)
No... she's got some big projects coming up
so she needs all the time she can get.
OSCAR
Too bad. (beat).I miss seeing her here.
PHYLLIS
Yeah.
JIM
Michael drives me crazy with that. He always
gets sad and misty-eyed when he passes
reception. He acts like she's dead. Before she
left he tried to plant a huge, crying goodbye kiss
on her. It was awful.
Phyllis steals a glance at Oscar and then covers up a laugh.
OSCAR
(suspiciously)
What?
PHYLLIS
Boy, Jim, I wish you were here when Michael
kissed Oscar.
(laughs)
OSCAR
(annoyed)
Are we STILL talking about that?
PHYLLIS
I'm sorry...but it was spectacular.
JIM
Number one in Pam's Top Ten list of office
moments I missed when I was in Stamford.
OSCAR
THAT'S number one? Aw, come on!
I heard they had a funeral for a bird!
JIM
Number eight.
PHYLLIS
Yeah, that belongs there.
OSCAR
What? Ok... um...Ok! Michael proposes to...
to whatsername in front of everybody and
gets rejected.
JIM
Number two.
OSCAR
WHAT? How is THAT number two?
Huh?
PHYLLIS
(gently)
That's.. I'm sorry, Oscar but
that's number two.
OSCAR
I don't believe this.
JIM
Oscar... Let's recap.
(clears throat)
Michael accidentally outs you to your
co-workers and then in a crazy attempt
to show that he's ok with homosexuality,
he starts up a gay seminar and almost
forcibly kisses you in front of the whole
office.
Jim turns his palms up to Oscar like, "See?" Oscar looks at Phyllis and she shrugs.
He sighs.
OSCAR
Well... SURE, when you put it like that...
JIm and Phyllis laugh as Oscar shakes his head.
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