Your most marked characteristic?

My most marked characteristic, hmm…  well, no one can resist the old Andy Bernard charm, so…  yeah, my charm.

The quality you most like in a man?

Dude, I am not gay.

The quality you most like in a woman?

Hotness.

What do you most value in your friends?

How well they can harmonize.

What is your principle defect?

Defect?  Andy Bernard is defect free, thank you very much.  Well, some might say that I have anger issues, but… not anymore.  I can no longer achieve anger.

What is your favorite occupation?

Rodeo clown.  Yeah.  Whenever I visited my uncle in Texas he would take me to the rodeo with him.  Did I care about the bull riders?  Pff, no.  They were complete pussies compared to the rodeo clowns.  The clowns are the real heroes.  Plus, chicks really dig them… it must be the makeup or something.  I always wanted to be a rodeo clown but… my dad said I wasn’t cut out for it.

What is your dream of happiness?

Winning an award for outstanding performance in an a cappella group.

What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?

Hmm… a world without song. 

What would you like to be?

Other than a rodeo clown you mean?  Um… probably a Christmas tree.

In what country would you like to live?

Good old England, mate!  ‘Cause then I could show off my sweet British accent.

What is your favorite color?

Stripes.

What is your favorite flower?

The sunflower.

What is your favorite bird?

Parrots, those things are hilarious.

Who are your favorite prose writers?

Um… I really like Sports Illustrated.

Who is your favorite poet?

………… That Maya Angelou guy. [proud grin]

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?

Rocky Balboa.

Who is your favorite heroine of fiction?

That girl from Tomb Raider.  She’s totally hot.

Who are your favorite composers?

N’SYNC, total geniuses.

Who is your favorite painter?

Um… oh, easy, that guy from PBS with the big fro that’s always painting trees.  Now that guy has talent.

Who are your heroes in real life?

Michael Jordan, Billy Joel, and… why the great Michael Scott, of course! [big grin]

Who is your favorite heroine of history?

Eleanor Roosevelt.  You just know that she had to have been a total tiger in the sack.

What is your favorite name?

Usher’s a pretty cool name.

What is it you most dislike?

Poodles.

What historical figures do you most despise?

Uh, Hitler, duh.

What natural gift would you most like to possess?

The ability to bring happiness to people through song.  Oh wait!  I already do that. [smug grin]

How would you like to die?

Are you threatening me?  ‘Cause I could totally kick your ass.

What is your present state of mind?

Intelligent.

To what faults do you feel most indulgent?

Um… what?

What is your motto?

There’s a song for everything.