So I was listening to the NPR radio show, This American Life, and they did an episode where they "spoof" a poem by William Carlos Williams. I couldn't get the idea of doing one myself for The Office out of my head, and this is what I came up with.

As a warning, I've never written fanfic or poetry so I apologize for posing as a writer tonight. I promise it is not likely to happen again. But I do hope someone enjoys this and that it might inspire a real writer or another poser to try it herself, or himself as the case may be.

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