YOU'VE GOT F***ING MAIL.

Here's what our famous Scrantonites have been up to.

Disclaimer: All submissions are not verified. Please take what you see with a grain of salt. 

Spotted: busty blonde coming out of the sperm bank near the IHOP

Spotted: a certain beet farmer purchasing bags of manure

Spotted: a small blonde woman taking the slow train to Philly....for a convention

Spotted: Ashton Kutcher complaining about his parking space to the building owner

Spotted: paper salesman and his girlfriend's ex-fiancé at Poor Richards - paper salesman seemed to have left in a hurry