Penname: Identitytheftisntajokejim Real name: Melissa
Member Since: March 15, 2019

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V-J Day by Comfect Rated: T [Reviews - 7] 19
Summary: An AU look at Valentine's Day, Season 2.  Rating is entirely for the couple of swear words.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bob Vance, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5464 Read Count: 1948 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2019 Updated: February 10, 2019
Summary: Starts during Season 3, Episode 18 (The Negotiation). Pam and Jim are in the break room alone, and Pam’s trying to apologize to Jim for Roy attacking him. Jim is dismissive and goes so far as to say Pam and Roy will probably get back to together. What would have happened if Pam exploded in a fit of anger?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12724 Read Count: 26675 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2018 Updated: December 07, 2018
Summary:

It's been a while since Pam's been on a date. Good thing Jim's there talks her through her first few attempts. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Danny Cordray, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23434 Read Count: 11965 ePub Downloads: 19
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2018 Updated: November 07, 2018
Summary:

Submitted for the 2018 Halloween competition

Jim listens to Pam ask the kids to put on their shoes, remind them to get their folders from the homework basket, inquire if they remembered to put a snack in their backpacks. Since October 2007 (before that, if he’s really honest with himself) Halloween has never been ‘just another day’ with Pam, but here she is in 2018 with no costume, no theme, and no expectations of him. He’s left feeling unsettled and...more than a little disappointed. 

readers choice runner up

 

halloween dundies


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Kids/Family, Married, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Series: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4459 Read Count: 1525 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2018 Updated: October 31, 2018
Practical Magic by Coley Rated: MA [Reviews - 23] 61
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam wants to dress up for Halloween. Jim doesn't. What else is she supposed to do? 

Submitted for the 2018 Halloween Contest! 

halloween readers choice

halloween dundies


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Mark, Michael, Mose, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Series: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26866 Read Count: 15599 ePub Downloads: 24
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2018 Updated: October 31, 2018
Summary:

Dwight's epic Halloween prank ends quite well for everyone's favorite couple! A submission for the 2018 Halloween Contest:)

halloween dundies


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Possible Triggers
Challenges: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Series: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2248 Read Count: 1321 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 29, 2018 Updated: October 29, 2018
Summary: AU ending to the Dundies episode. Pam doesn't get a ride with Angela. 
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Other
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8951 Read Count: 5757 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2018 Updated: September 06, 2018
Summary: Jim and Pam's first date. Set immediately after "The Job". 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10120 Read Count: 12852 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2018 Updated: August 14, 2018
Summary: In which there is some smut and a mirror. Inspired by Michael's line in season 4: "You're talking about Jim and Pam, if they're having sex. What it looks like."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3722 Read Count: 3952 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2018 Updated: June 21, 2018
Summary: Set during and just after the events of "The Job," at the end of Season 3. Jim is in New York at his interview when a certain something causes him to pause. *Recently updated to fix a few sentences and make it more in line with my other stories.*
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Jamie and Morgan
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6753 Read Count: 3154 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2018 Updated: June 01, 2018
Summary:

People always assume that Pam Beesly is as sweet in the bedroom as she is an all other realms of her life. A missionary-only type of girl, the girl you treat like glass.

Little do they know, she just wants Jim to shatter her, break her into little pieces. She decides she's done waiting for what she wants.

It's always the quiet ones.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4656 Read Count: 4958 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2018 Updated: May 27, 2018
Summary: Beard smut for the sake of beard smut. I have no excuses. Blame A Quite Place.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Beardy Jim Halpert
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3096 Read Count: 3414 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2018 Updated: April 04, 2018
Robe by BigTuna Rated: M [Reviews - 7] 28
Summary: One shot. Pam never ends up cutting the Victoria's Secret robe into hand towels. Jim reaps the benefits.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2062 Read Count: 1947 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 21, 2018 Updated: March 21, 2018
Sociology 101 by BigTuna Rated: MA [Reviews - 110] 72
Summary: Completed as of 2/16/2018. A look at a younger, AU version of Jim and Pam as they go through college at a small liberal arts school somewhere in Pennsylvania.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, David Wallace, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan, Todd Packer
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46145 Read Count: 47469 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2009 Updated: February 16, 2018
She Can by JamLove17 Rated: T [Reviews - 4] 11
Summary:

An AU of Casino Night where Pam makes a choice.

And she decides that she can do it.

(I suck at summaries but I promise the story is better than this lol)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2770 Read Count: 2144 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 02, 2018 Updated: January 02, 2018
Summary: Past Featured Story

The Office meets Parfumerie/She Loves Me/Shop Around the Corner/You've Got Mail. Pam and Jim meet earlier in life in AOL trivia chatrooms without knowing who each other are. 

In addition to the above-mentioned sources, also owes a lot to a number of fics on this site, most notably Expressions in Emoticons and the Love-Song of Squirrel McPants. 

Now Complete: AU, starting before S1 (and thus also a Prior Meeting), running into S2.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Oscar, Pam, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Prior Meeting, Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32205 Read Count: 44501 ePub Downloads: 28
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2017 Updated: December 26, 2017
Prank Wars by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 10] 33
Summary: Jim Halpert is Dunder Mifflin's ultimate prankster. But when his girlfriend Pam tries to start a war against him, they find themselves in a little bit of trouble that leads to some steamy pranks that he never saw himself dealing out.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11761 Read Count: 10072 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: November 14, 2017 Updated: December 01, 2017
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam's first date and the ensuing weekend. Set after The Job. My second attempt at taking on the topic.

Final edit 11/11/17: Broken into shorter chapters. Now with 75% less cringe, 100% more realism, and a bit lighter on the smut than before.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 41323 Read Count: 116269 ePub Downloads: 61
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2017 Updated: November 11, 2017
Error Code by Comfect Rated: T [Reviews - 42] 67
Summary:

AU: Dunder Mifflin and the characters are real, but subject to a media and internet blackout about their own show. Pam gets suspicious when a simple search for "jam" returns an error code saying it is related to the show. 

 Set somewhere vaguely in an AU S2. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Mark, Pam, Roy
Genres: Drama, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18108 Read Count: 33326 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2017 Updated: September 27, 2017
Angry Letters by Rach3l Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 33
Summary:

Pam decides to write angry letters without sending them. Or, well, the modern equivalent thereof. A fun little romp of a story!

AU: Canon divergence. Pam doesn't get back together with Roy in season 3. She leaves the wedding when he asks her to dance. They are not together for her art show. They don't go to Poor Richard's, she doesn't tell him about the kiss with Jim, and he never tries to attack Jim in the office. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11233 Read Count: 26153 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2017 Updated: September 01, 2017
Irish Spring by Rach3l Rated: T [Reviews - 20] 12
Summary: Pam meets the parents. Musings based on the kilt Jim's dad would later wear to their wedding. Set between seasons 3 and 4, a couple of weeks after their first date. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Meet The Parents
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21660 Read Count: 32770 ePub Downloads: 19
[Report This] Published: August 18, 2017 Updated: August 18, 2017
Summary: Jim & Pam's first date (weekend) as a couple. Set after The Job.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29537 Read Count: 100997 ePub Downloads: 41
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2017 Updated: July 07, 2017
Summary: After Pam leaves for art school, Jim comes home to find a special gift waiting for him.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2051 Read Count: 1304 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2017 Updated: June 27, 2017
In Hand by shutterbug Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 18
Summary:

Jim returns the favor and reads Pam's palm. 

Post Episode for "The Fight" (S2E6).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1019 Read Count: 1670 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2017 Updated: May 03, 2017
Summary: stories/3297/images/pictureformystory.jpg

After the events of beach day, Pam decides that desperate times call for desperate measures. She only has three days before Jim has his big job interview and she's got to do something to show him why he should stay right there in Scranton. 

 Just a sexy AU about how the time could have been different.  

Spoilers from season 3 especially Beach Day and The Job.   

A MILLION THANKS TO LADAMA FOR THE STORY ART. It's amazing and so are you.  


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Ryan
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10119 Read Count: 18951 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2017 Updated: April 22, 2017